Be Southerner

>be Southerner
>going home after church
>negroes try to steal my money
>shoot them
>arrive home to wife and children
>praise Jesus and the second amendment
>"God Bless America"


>be Northerner
>going home after mosque
>troubled underprivileged youths try to steal my money
>apologize for slavery and for being white
>they take my money and beat me up
>arrive home to genderfluid partner
>curse the white male patriarchy and put chastity cage on
>watch as Tyrone fucks xe while I watch
>"Sagan Bless Reddit"

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>this is what foreigners actually believe

did you just portray the south in a positive light?
we are everything wrong with america. we are fat black-mexican dumbo right wingers who poop their pants.

>implying yankees aren't delusional cucks

I thought most Euros though Dixie people were stupid?

>be northerner
>go home in peace

>mosque
>northerner
It'd be the synagogue.

Not all, just the insanely religious and the rednecks

THE SOUTH WILL RISE AGAIN

That's good to hear, maybe my Euro trip won't be so contentious after all.

The North is whiter than the South you mong, less interacial as well

Rednecks can be ok. White trash is the more specific title for those with issues.

Agreeable but there's more interracial couples in the North in terms of percentage and openness.

In terms of percentage the South undoubtedly beats out the North, openess you are probably correct. That being said interacial marriage is very rare around the country regardless.

>In terms of percentage the South undoubtedly beats out the North
In raw numbers, perhaps, because we're the largest region.

I like the South t.bh

>be southerner
>"ga-hyuck-hyuck-hyuck"
>finger my sister
>general sherman burns my home down
>go to hell with te black ancestors i refer to as "cherokee"

>be southerner
>wake up in bed with sister naked beside me
>get out of bed, stumble through all the moonshine bottles on my floor
>realize its blistering hot, even though the windows are open with the AC on
walk outside, swamp is looking mighty fine >today
>say hi to billybob while driving into town on my rascal
>local Walmart doesnt open until 11, goddamn liberals
>head over to local drive through liquor store, line a mile long(forgot about the church rush hour)
>go the bar instead, CFB game is on
>LSU has beaten bumfuck nowhere st
>god bless the SEC(Its perfectly normal to root for an entire conference)
>rascals battery dies as I leave, have to wait an hour until local tow truck can hoist me out of my seat and drive me back home

>dixiecucks ACTUALLY belive this

both sound shitty

Lol there are no minorities here in vermont

No. People here even wave the confederate flag. The confederate flag is adopted as a secondary flag of our football club fan society (and we take our fan societies seriously, it's a lifestyle)

When someone says "the south" here, we automatically think off Pontiac/Chevrolet cars, low riders, handlebars, barbecuing and thr Allman brothers/Lynyrd Skynyrd

We also like southerners more than northerners (or whatever that drawl comes from) because they just seem like heartier people. Genuinely American. You see the way those people carry around and you see American lifestyle. Of course, we grt the filtered folk, those who have means to travel, and not trailer park trash, but I refuse to believe there is a flawless could try out there. Every country has its trash

Having lived in South Louisiana my entire life, I can honestly say I hate the rest of the South. You are a bunch of fat, dirty, cultureless shitheads. At least we have some culture here. And you can take the stupid north Louisiana cunts, we don't want those freaks.

Not when your legs have to be amputated from the beetus fatass

t. Yankee Doodle Dandy

>Bastard offspring of frogs
>still has delusion of superiority like the frogs

More like unbroken line of frogs, fatass. Go back to your generic shit-tier pentecostal church and pray for more tax breaks from Joel Osteen, fucker.

Tbh Southerns got pretty much all real states

>The confederate flag is adopted as a secondary flag of our football club fan society

You better not say that out loud, some leftist over here might hear you and crusade you to take it down.

Dude the way you speak is barely intelligible

Post a vocaroo I want to fucking laugh

>be southern
>go out for 6 hours
>get sunburned
Feels American

hahahahahaha this fucking croat

visit the south ONE TIME

Is the south half black and half white or it has more of one race?

>be a white Southerner
>hang my flag, the star spangled banner
>don't go to church
>play Overwatch with my gf Jennifer
>she's African America
>go visit her
>we go to Chick-fil-A
>it's closed on Sundays
>drive to Bojangles instead
>eat chicken
>someone white dude compliments my gf's Hillary shirt
>longtime Republican plans to vote for Hillary in November
>listen to Taylor Swift on the way home
>buy some Doritos and Mountain Dew at Publix
>go home to play more Overwatch

Really confused about what this post is trying to get across

Are you ok?

When you get closer to Texas you start to see more Hispanics as well
There's a decent Hispanic population in florida as well but Florida is its own thing

This tbqh

dunno about half but there are a fuckload of black people

ah yes florida

>chastity cage
hail from /diy/
some guy is making one as we speak.
You stick your dick through the bottom.

>The contrarians on Sup Forums represent most of society
Wew

nah, i was told by a friend that having a Southern Drawl in Europe makes people think you're inherently Stupid.

not just in europe

this

>tfw you will always be a yankee
>tfw i can be at best a carpetbagger

Why was I cursed to be born in the north?

>Be from Florida
>Can associate and disassociate myself with the South and Southern culture at my convenience
Feels amazing.

Based maine new hampshire and vermont

>Pontiac
>low riders

ha you guys have a couple misconceptions about the south then. pontiacs are good cars no doubt, but i think you meant ford/chevy pickup trucks (not cars)
also low-riders are mexican as fuck. southerners fucking hate mexicans.

the only reasonable part of this country desu. new england is best england

please post a vocaroo, if you do I'll post my heavy Boston accent

Just don't live in the New York Tristate region or Chicago then dumbass
We'll always be Yankees but thats no problem, only bad Yankees are in NYC and Shitcago

>implying it's not the truth

>and the rednecks
White trash are the problem, rednecks are just rural hunters

We have the worst of the north and south

>southern louisiana
We should have left you niggers to drown, not invade other cities

Yesterday an american told me that Atlanta has the best black girls in America, is that true?

Depends on the state, but it's roughly 15% black where I am

>t. Yankee cunt

Atlanta has a lot of black people, so I assume some of the women might manage to be human beings.

Black women are always trash if you can't find one that has normal, white American culture instilled in her.

I have a confederate flag (pic related)
Rock n roll was born in the south as well as the true american spirit of freedom and individuality

It's a relatively rich part of the South so it would make sense for there to be more attractive black girls there

It depends on what you like

I mean aesthetically, i don't care too much abouth trashy girls tbqh

>the true american spirit of freedom and individuality

Only for rich plantation owners, though.

Fucking a trashy nigger is a good way to get HIV, stalked, or stabbed.

My favourite american writters were born in the south (except for vonnegut cause he is from indiana)

>I have a confederate flag
Why? Are you one of those weird Ameriboos that only likes the South?

Sexit when?

I like some stuff in the north but the south is way more appealing...
I used to be a bigger ameriboo in the past but nowadays i'm cool with that

>youtube.com/watch?v=KV9nAGsQn-k

>but the south is way more appealing...
It's too bad we're so fucking poor and so full of subhuman white trash

who are the rest of your favorite american writers?

1861

they voted to leave, but then parliament overturned the decision. violently

Faulkner, Harper Lee, and Mark Twain are nice
Can't think of any others right now

theyre a big part of the south but theyre always a minority. mississippi has the most as a state. the black belt also has a higher concentration than anywhere

but it is true user

>mfw literally everyone thinks Pennsylvania is a Yank state

NO WE'RE NOT WE FUCKING HATE EVERYONE ABOVE US REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE