>be Southerner >going home after church >negroes try to steal my money >shoot them >arrive home to wife and children >praise Jesus and the second amendment >"God Bless America"
>be Northerner >going home after mosque >troubled underprivileged youths try to steal my money >apologize for slavery and for being white >they take my money and beat me up >arrive home to genderfluid partner >curse the white male patriarchy and put chastity cage on >watch as Tyrone fucks xe while I watch >"Sagan Bless Reddit"
did you just portray the south in a positive light? we are everything wrong with america. we are fat black-mexican dumbo right wingers who poop their pants.
Lucas Bennett
>implying yankees aren't delusional cucks
Angel Wilson
I thought most Euros though Dixie people were stupid?
Cooper Young
>be northerner >go home in peace
Leo Nguyen
>mosque >northerner It'd be the synagogue.
Gabriel Watson
Not all, just the insanely religious and the rednecks
Benjamin Scott
THE SOUTH WILL RISE AGAIN
Julian Martinez
That's good to hear, maybe my Euro trip won't be so contentious after all.
Joshua Powell
The North is whiter than the South you mong, less interacial as well
Oliver Rivera
Rednecks can be ok. White trash is the more specific title for those with issues.
Agreeable but there's more interracial couples in the North in terms of percentage and openness.
Kayden Sanders
In terms of percentage the South undoubtedly beats out the North, openess you are probably correct. That being said interacial marriage is very rare around the country regardless.
Isaac Price
>In terms of percentage the South undoubtedly beats out the North In raw numbers, perhaps, because we're the largest region.
Colton Baker
I like the South t.bh
Julian Johnson
>be southerner >"ga-hyuck-hyuck-hyuck" >finger my sister >general sherman burns my home down >go to hell with te black ancestors i refer to as "cherokee"
Ian Baker
>be southerner >wake up in bed with sister naked beside me >get out of bed, stumble through all the moonshine bottles on my floor >realize its blistering hot, even though the windows are open with the AC on walk outside, swamp is looking mighty fine >today >say hi to billybob while driving into town on my rascal >local Walmart doesnt open until 11, goddamn liberals >head over to local drive through liquor store, line a mile long(forgot about the church rush hour) >go the bar instead, CFB game is on >LSU has beaten bumfuck nowhere st >god bless the SEC(Its perfectly normal to root for an entire conference) >rascals battery dies as I leave, have to wait an hour until local tow truck can hoist me out of my seat and drive me back home
Levi Sullivan
>dixiecucks ACTUALLY belive this
Nicholas King
both sound shitty
Dylan Robinson
Lol there are no minorities here in vermont
Hudson Richardson
No. People here even wave the confederate flag. The confederate flag is adopted as a secondary flag of our football club fan society (and we take our fan societies seriously, it's a lifestyle)
When someone says "the south" here, we automatically think off Pontiac/Chevrolet cars, low riders, handlebars, barbecuing and thr Allman brothers/Lynyrd Skynyrd
We also like southerners more than northerners (or whatever that drawl comes from) because they just seem like heartier people. Genuinely American. You see the way those people carry around and you see American lifestyle. Of course, we grt the filtered folk, those who have means to travel, and not trailer park trash, but I refuse to believe there is a flawless could try out there. Every country has its trash
Noah Barnes
Having lived in South Louisiana my entire life, I can honestly say I hate the rest of the South. You are a bunch of fat, dirty, cultureless shitheads. At least we have some culture here. And you can take the stupid north Louisiana cunts, we don't want those freaks.
Not when your legs have to be amputated from the beetus fatass
Christopher Green
t. Yankee Doodle Dandy
Isaiah Evans
>Bastard offspring of frogs >still has delusion of superiority like the frogs
Elijah Brown
More like unbroken line of frogs, fatass. Go back to your generic shit-tier pentecostal church and pray for more tax breaks from Joel Osteen, fucker.
William Richardson
Tbh Southerns got pretty much all real states
Daniel Brooks
>The confederate flag is adopted as a secondary flag of our football club fan society
You better not say that out loud, some leftist over here might hear you and crusade you to take it down.
Zachary Rodriguez
Dude the way you speak is barely intelligible
Post a vocaroo I want to fucking laugh
Grayson Lewis
>be southern >go out for 6 hours >get sunburned Feels American
Chase Miller
hahahahahaha this fucking croat
visit the south ONE TIME
Alexander Stewart
Is the south half black and half white or it has more of one race?
Logan Martin
>be a white Southerner >hang my flag, the star spangled banner >don't go to church >play Overwatch with my gf Jennifer >she's African America >go visit her >we go to Chick-fil-A >it's closed on Sundays >drive to Bojangles instead >eat chicken >someone white dude compliments my gf's Hillary shirt >longtime Republican plans to vote for Hillary in November >listen to Taylor Swift on the way home >buy some Doritos and Mountain Dew at Publix >go home to play more Overwatch
Mason Hughes
Really confused about what this post is trying to get across
Are you ok?
Xavier Campbell
When you get closer to Texas you start to see more Hispanics as well There's a decent Hispanic population in florida as well but Florida is its own thing
Samuel James
This tbqh
Blake Hall
dunno about half but there are a fuckload of black people
ah yes florida
Grayson Sanchez
>chastity cage hail from /diy/ some guy is making one as we speak. You stick your dick through the bottom.
Asher Brooks
>The contrarians on Sup Forums represent most of society Wew
Aaron Green
nah, i was told by a friend that having a Southern Drawl in Europe makes people think you're inherently Stupid.
Juan Foster
not just in europe
Daniel Nguyen
this
Kevin Rogers
>tfw you will always be a yankee >tfw i can be at best a carpetbagger
Why was I cursed to be born in the north?
Jayden Johnson
>Be from Florida >Can associate and disassociate myself with the South and Southern culture at my convenience Feels amazing.
Tyler Martin
Based maine new hampshire and vermont
Tyler Cook
>Pontiac >low riders
ha you guys have a couple misconceptions about the south then. pontiacs are good cars no doubt, but i think you meant ford/chevy pickup trucks (not cars) also low-riders are mexican as fuck. southerners fucking hate mexicans.
Liam Ramirez
the only reasonable part of this country desu. new england is best england
Alexander Cook
please post a vocaroo, if you do I'll post my heavy Boston accent
David Ward
Just don't live in the New York Tristate region or Chicago then dumbass We'll always be Yankees but thats no problem, only bad Yankees are in NYC and Shitcago
Luke Russell
>implying it's not the truth
Daniel Hill
>and the rednecks White trash are the problem, rednecks are just rural hunters
Tyler Kelly
We have the worst of the north and south
Jaxson Richardson
>southern louisiana We should have left you niggers to drown, not invade other cities
Luis Price
Yesterday an american told me that Atlanta has the best black girls in America, is that true?
Noah Bell
Depends on the state, but it's roughly 15% black where I am
>t. Yankee cunt
Lucas Robinson
Atlanta has a lot of black people, so I assume some of the women might manage to be human beings.
Black women are always trash if you can't find one that has normal, white American culture instilled in her.
John Butler
I have a confederate flag (pic related) Rock n roll was born in the south as well as the true american spirit of freedom and individuality
Bentley Davis
It's a relatively rich part of the South so it would make sense for there to be more attractive black girls there
It depends on what you like
Ryan Reyes
I mean aesthetically, i don't care too much abouth trashy girls tbqh
Liam Richardson
>the true american spirit of freedom and individuality
Only for rich plantation owners, though.
Nicholas Smith
Fucking a trashy nigger is a good way to get HIV, stalked, or stabbed.
Ayden Smith
My favourite american writters were born in the south (except for vonnegut cause he is from indiana)
Henry Gray
>I have a confederate flag Why? Are you one of those weird Ameriboos that only likes the South?
Samuel Sanchez
Sexit when?
Aaron Allen
I like some stuff in the north but the south is way more appealing... I used to be a bigger ameriboo in the past but nowadays i'm cool with that
>but the south is way more appealing... It's too bad we're so fucking poor and so full of subhuman white trash
Owen Reed
who are the rest of your favorite american writers?
Jason Cooper
1861
they voted to leave, but then parliament overturned the decision. violently
Xavier Foster
Faulkner, Harper Lee, and Mark Twain are nice Can't think of any others right now
Blake Murphy
theyre a big part of the south but theyre always a minority. mississippi has the most as a state. the black belt also has a higher concentration than anywhere
Caleb Parker
but it is true user
Kevin Roberts
>mfw literally everyone thinks Pennsylvania is a Yank state
NO WE'RE NOT WE FUCKING HATE EVERYONE ABOVE US REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE