just popped a boner haha
who wants to wank my willy??
/brit/
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Where can I buy Trump steaks in the UK?
nth for /bitworriedabouttheeu/ lads
we made the right choice didnt we?
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Newcastle Brown Ale
FOB
willy smells like skips
who /Bregret/ here?
>ah yes i'll license some steaks and brand them with my name
>i'm a successful businessman
they're shit, don't
inews.co.uk
Nick Clegg was spot on
Fuck off shill
>POONGARY
Belgium avaging Hungy
The lads on pol are going to buy British products to help our economy lads.
Us British need to buy British too though.
Just discovered that to be continued, quite funny actually
probably not but my existence is miserable anyway. idgaf
>thinking you know anything about smelly body parts
lad...you can't even imagine...
fuck off paki
Tell me what muslims as a demographic have to offer the US. Tell me what uneducated spics as a demographic have to offer the US. Tell me why we shouldn't bomb the shit out of ISIS. Tell me why we shouldn't be supporting the thin blue line rather than demonising and undermining them at every opportunity.
Seriously, if you don't respect the white man's desire to live in a civilised society where the rule of law is upheld why don't you fuck off back to Islamabad and spend your day with your willy up a billy goat's arse?
Would love the French to do this. Then instead of several hundred stinking muzzies shitting up Calais you would have half of north Africa rampaging through France to get there
LETS GO FUCKIN MENTAL
LETS GO FUCKIN MENTAL
NA NAA NA NA
NA NAA NA NA
Fuckin Fellani
I went down on some mingin bird in Ibiza and her minge smelt of quavers
t. trump steak connoisseur
>no maisie
abandon thread
might put a roll cage in my 1.2 corsa
thoughts?
That's fucking eerie
Is Nick Clegg psychic?
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>going to spend the next 5 days in a dull grey office staring at a computer screen for 8 hours a day
Ah excellent.
shit cunt wanker
Binnie a qt
what's your job lad?
>Eating the puss
would like to try this but attempting it on a turk wouldn't be a great idea
GO BACK WE VOTED LEAVE
Yes you're a JF. The answers should be scollop as the cheapest thing at the chippy and fillet pronounced fill-it right??
9 hours for me, at least I get paid next week
Take up smoking
fucking hell we need to stop this madness and just stay in the EU
things are fucked atm and we haven't even left
need a turk gf
Belgium have found their form, and the remaining countries are now terrified
>Seriously, if you don't respect the white man's desire to live in a civilised society where the rule of law is upheld why don't you fuck off back to Islamabad and spend your day with your willy up a billy goat's arse?
wind your neck in lad
I'll be boycotting all British products and businesses from now on
Fuck off and join it yourself then you big bender.
>scollop
maybe for you southern poofters
oh wow, 10 people max are going to save the UK economy by buying British, lucky us
fucking mong
Safety first
I have a morning ritual that I need to share. I call it "the terminator". First I crouch down in the shower in the classic "naked terminator traveling through time" pose. With my eyes closed I crouch there for a minute, visualizing either Arnold or the guy from the second movie (not the chick in the third one because that one sucked) and I start to hum the terminator theme. Then I slowly rise to a standing position and open my eyes. It helps me to proceed through my day as an emotionless, cyborg badass. The only problem is if the shower curtain sticks to my terminator leg. It ruins the fantasy. I found tonight that it is more successful to progressively humm it louder as you perform the ritual.
ARE TOM
no, you really don't
why not?
anyone here know of mongy tom?
does anyone here have a wife/kids
same except its on the phone and computer trying to fix retard normies computer issues.
porn video rater
anyone hear that noise?
bit ray cyst
DEUS VULT
this comes across slightly reddit
What will you do when the nation state is eventually abolished?
Got any more bins yet?
I'm from the midlands
Rejoice
the smell, the moustache, the looks, the general wear and tear that occurs after spending years in 40+ degrees temperatures
Become the free, travelling globalist proffessional I yearn to be
does brexit disprove Sup Forums's jew conspiracy ?
you're a southerner then
Same
Also this
Not a bad idea
SAME LAD
IT'S PAINFUL
eternal banger
do turks smell like indians?
racism is wrong tbf
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need a small willy bf
Never buy an early access game lads.
Doing a read
reckon we're just along for the ride and we got duped
You a chink in brit and watchin one in abit?
No, but it does show they aren't as all powerful as they fear.
do indians smell like stale sweat and urine?
That plus curry and poo
Very strange edition.
some indians have this subtle smell of some kind of spice mixed with sweat
Cameron agrees to a referendum to shut down the tory euroskeptics and halt the advance of UKIP
Gove and Johnson don't really want to leave but jump on the Leave side as a power play to damage Cameron
They don't expect to win. They don't want to win. They want a narrow win for remain which would be enough to undermine Cameron and be the basis of a leadership challenge. Boris can force him out and carry on with a growing economy, still in the EU.
Instead they did win, they have no plan, the economy is going into meltdown again, Cameron's fucked off and left a big steaming turd for Boris to deal with. Instead of the cosy job he wanted, presiding over a slowly growing economy (in the EU) he's now taking over a job that is incredibly difficult with many huge potential pitfalls.
Boris and whoever replaces Gideon will be announcing tax rises and more cuts as the economy goes into an unnecessary recession, as they spend years just figuring out how much work is involved in leaving the EU. This will destroy their own careers. We will probably not leave in the end because public opinion will quickly shift as soon as GDP starts sliding and they realise nobody actually knows how to extract us.
Boris will get his wish but was it really worth the hassle? He might resign in disgrace in under a year if the economy really does fuck up badly.
cannot comprehend this post
maisie
I dont play games on a pc lad, that's meant for work
You fucking mad?
just see how it goes
Currently driving through Runtcorn
big dave still thought remain was winning at 10pm when he went to bed
he literally woke up to this
just copped some margielas
stay poor plebs
Yes, lets *starts licking your ear and rubbing your tummy*
Your going to watch a porn video rater, no?
well, I guess it is similar then although you'd have to sub the curry/spice smell for kebab
got a big willy
Nothing is so healing as the human touch.
BREAKING NEWS
>Labour leader @JeremyCorbyn has announced that he will not resign following shadow cabinet resignations
So are we a nationalist country now?
Can I expect to see more flags out?
Have the winds changed? I've found myself being only able to talk about Nigel farage at work since brexit.
margiela loafers but i know he's a poser
cold out, sun is out though
>#Labour leader Jeremy #Corbyn says he will not resign and will not "betray the trust" of those who elected him
Oh my god what a monumentally arrogant twatsack