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just popped a boner haha
who wants to wank my willy??

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korean pop

Where can I buy Trump steaks in the UK?

nth for /bitworriedabouttheeu/ lads
we made the right choice didnt we?

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Newcastle Brown Ale

FOB

willy smells like skips

who /Bregret/ here?

>ah yes i'll license some steaks and brand them with my name
>i'm a successful businessman

they're shit, don't

inews.co.uk/opinion/comment/will-wake-vote-leave/

Nick Clegg was spot on

Fuck off shill

>POONGARY

Belgium avaging Hungy

The lads on pol are going to buy British products to help our economy lads.

Us British need to buy British too though.

Just discovered that to be continued, quite funny actually

probably not but my existence is miserable anyway. idgaf

>thinking you know anything about smelly body parts
lad...you can't even imagine...

fuck off paki

Tell me what muslims as a demographic have to offer the US. Tell me what uneducated spics as a demographic have to offer the US. Tell me why we shouldn't bomb the shit out of ISIS. Tell me why we shouldn't be supporting the thin blue line rather than demonising and undermining them at every opportunity.

Seriously, if you don't respect the white man's desire to live in a civilised society where the rule of law is upheld why don't you fuck off back to Islamabad and spend your day with your willy up a billy goat's arse?

Would love the French to do this. Then instead of several hundred stinking muzzies shitting up Calais you would have half of north Africa rampaging through France to get there

LETS GO FUCKIN MENTAL

LETS GO FUCKIN MENTAL

NA NAA NA NA

NA NAA NA NA

Fuckin Fellani

I went down on some mingin bird in Ibiza and her minge smelt of quavers

t. trump steak connoisseur

>no maisie
abandon thread

might put a roll cage in my 1.2 corsa

thoughts?

That's fucking eerie

Is Nick Clegg psychic?

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>going to spend the next 5 days in a dull grey office staring at a computer screen for 8 hours a day

Ah excellent.

shit cunt wanker

Binnie a qt

what's your job lad?

>Eating the puss
would like to try this but attempting it on a turk wouldn't be a great idea

GO BACK WE VOTED LEAVE

Yes you're a JF. The answers should be scollop as the cheapest thing at the chippy and fillet pronounced fill-it right??

9 hours for me, at least I get paid next week

Take up smoking

fucking hell we need to stop this madness and just stay in the EU

things are fucked atm and we haven't even left

need a turk gf

Belgium have found their form, and the remaining countries are now terrified

>Seriously, if you don't respect the white man's desire to live in a civilised society where the rule of law is upheld why don't you fuck off back to Islamabad and spend your day with your willy up a billy goat's arse?

wind your neck in lad

I'll be boycotting all British products and businesses from now on

Fuck off and join it yourself then you big bender.

>scollop
maybe for you southern poofters

oh wow, 10 people max are going to save the UK economy by buying British, lucky us

fucking mong

Safety first

I have a morning ritual that I need to share. I call it "the terminator". First I crouch down in the shower in the classic "naked terminator traveling through time" pose. With my eyes closed I crouch there for a minute, visualizing either Arnold or the guy from the second movie (not the chick in the third one because that one sucked) and I start to hum the terminator theme. Then I slowly rise to a standing position and open my eyes. It helps me to proceed through my day as an emotionless, cyborg badass. The only problem is if the shower curtain sticks to my terminator leg. It ruins the fantasy. I found tonight that it is more successful to progressively humm it louder as you perform the ritual.

ARE TOM

no, you really don't

why not?

anyone here know of mongy tom?

does anyone here have a wife/kids

same except its on the phone and computer trying to fix retard normies computer issues.

porn video rater

anyone hear that noise?

bit ray cyst

DEUS VULT

this comes across slightly reddit

What will you do when the nation state is eventually abolished?

Got any more bins yet?

I'm from the midlands

Rejoice

the smell, the moustache, the looks, the general wear and tear that occurs after spending years in 40+ degrees temperatures

Become the free, travelling globalist proffessional I yearn to be

does brexit disprove Sup Forums's jew conspiracy ?

you're a southerner then

Same

Also this

Not a bad idea

SAME LAD
IT'S PAINFUL

eternal banger

youtube.com/watch?v=miMP5SQ_JQA

do turks smell like indians?

racism is wrong tbf

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need a small willy bf

Never buy an early access game lads.

Doing a read

reckon we're just along for the ride and we got duped

You a chink in brit and watchin one in abit?

No, but it does show they aren't as all powerful as they fear.

do indians smell like stale sweat and urine?

That plus curry and poo

Very strange edition.

some indians have this subtle smell of some kind of spice mixed with sweat

Cameron agrees to a referendum to shut down the tory euroskeptics and halt the advance of UKIP

Gove and Johnson don't really want to leave but jump on the Leave side as a power play to damage Cameron

They don't expect to win. They don't want to win. They want a narrow win for remain which would be enough to undermine Cameron and be the basis of a leadership challenge. Boris can force him out and carry on with a growing economy, still in the EU.

Instead they did win, they have no plan, the economy is going into meltdown again, Cameron's fucked off and left a big steaming turd for Boris to deal with. Instead of the cosy job he wanted, presiding over a slowly growing economy (in the EU) he's now taking over a job that is incredibly difficult with many huge potential pitfalls.

Boris and whoever replaces Gideon will be announcing tax rises and more cuts as the economy goes into an unnecessary recession, as they spend years just figuring out how much work is involved in leaving the EU. This will destroy their own careers. We will probably not leave in the end because public opinion will quickly shift as soon as GDP starts sliding and they realise nobody actually knows how to extract us.

Boris will get his wish but was it really worth the hassle? He might resign in disgrace in under a year if the economy really does fuck up badly.

cannot comprehend this post

maisie

I dont play games on a pc lad, that's meant for work

You fucking mad?

just see how it goes

Currently driving through Runtcorn

big dave still thought remain was winning at 10pm when he went to bed

he literally woke up to this

just copped some margielas

stay poor plebs

Yes, lets *starts licking your ear and rubbing your tummy*

Your going to watch a porn video rater, no?

well, I guess it is similar then although you'd have to sub the curry/spice smell for kebab

got a big willy

Nothing is so healing as the human touch.

BREAKING NEWS

>Labour leader @JeremyCorbyn has announced that he will not resign following shadow cabinet resignations

So are we a nationalist country now?

Can I expect to see more flags out?

Have the winds changed? I've found myself being only able to talk about Nigel farage at work since brexit.

margiela loafers but i know he's a poser

cold out, sun is out though

>#Labour leader Jeremy #Corbyn says he will not resign and will not "betray the trust" of those who elected him

Oh my god what a monumentally arrogant twatsack