*warms your leg*

*warms your leg*

More like

*fries your balls*

heh... no kiddos... [spoiler]4u[/spoiler]

comfy

*turns you infertile*

>autists who are inferior genetic stock being made infertile by sperg magnet device

Wonderful.

What the hell are you talking about?

you do understand it is reversible

isn't that a myth?

if it's not macbook or ultrabook, it's not meant to be put on your lap

l a p t o p

It is. You just have to not put your laptop on your legs for a few days to reverse it.

*gives you ball cancerO

Yes. It's true that heat (in excess of like 95F) kills sperm cells, but you're not going to become sterile because you have your laptop on your lap a few hours a day. If that was the case, then everyone south of the equator would be unable to breed due to the heat.

Meant 97F.
Your nuts are supposed to stay about 1-2 degrees cooler than the rest of your body. That's why they're external instead of internal.

Tbh my T61p doesn't overheat that much even on summer, or at least I don't feel it that hot on my legs (only 3D rendering turns the Thiccpad into magma).
Pic kinda related.

T-thanks

>not installing trannyboot and using new atheros chip that runs cool

>Your nuts are supposed to stay about 1-2 degrees cooler than the rest of your body. That's why they're external instead of internal.

[insert joke: element1=nuts; element2=in mouth; element3=ur mum's]

>tfw using my t420 with the fan turned off
>cpu doesn't go past 50c anyway
i don't know that feel

thats how i wish things were though

still have the item? give me a call soon (502) 400-3321

I keep my laptop on me for 9+ hours every day. Usually a blanket covers me. I've been doing this for 5 years. Am I going to get ball cancer?

>tfw used to put a wifi hotspot between my legs

Is this how autists format jokes?
Just deliver the joke like a normal human being.

go away normalfag

>going to get
nigga your balls are fried already

Supposedly a good amount of heat can cause cancer in balls

*burns your house down*

stop posting pictures of my girlfriend on the internet

that's fine, I like men anyways

...

looks like a robot presenting itself

i like 'em warm

DESU, they may not be powerful. But nigga, you can get like 20 for the price of a new Apple laptop.

Get one with a built in fan, build quality is shit,be careful with it if you get one.
I've had 3.

...

heh that's all ya got kid?

*boils eggs*