Why aren't you doing fun things this summer?

Why aren't you doing fun things this summer?

I had sex with donkey

Fun is for children. I'm a grown up.

It's winter you fucking dumb cunt

still going to russia, still don't know if it will be "fun"

But I am,I've just jerked off

Fun with children. I'm a grown up.

This.
You're all a bunch of kids. Getting older is about being jaded and miserable.

I'm overweight now, happened over the course of the last year (was 80kg 196cm now 97kg)

Can't leave the house without 2 compression vests under a heavy button-down shirt, all of the fat in my man-boobs and stomach, nowhere else

gross

I've had sex with 6 men and 1 woman so far this year, carrying cocaine abuse and way too much alcohol intake.
Having plenty fun until 30 at least.

This. Perfect season to stay inside and shitpost

The summer is for work

>metric
You need a fedora to go with your man-tits you autistic faggot

literal faggot

I just came back home after doing modelling work at Milan fashionweek, and i'm off to roadtrip for a month next week :^)

but I am despite it being winter :D life is fun, when you are with your friends and family

Because I am busy moving out.

I jog and swim a lot.
Also I masturbate quite fiercely and frequently.

>You're only getting older while everyone else has moved on to other things
>"Don't forget, you're here forever" is a lie. You're the only one who hasn't moved on
>People you've talked to here 10 years ago have all gone on with their life
>You're already past college and still hanging around a bunch of kids out on summer vacation

Is this what it's like to be old?
Jesus fuck.

>You need a fedora to go with your man-tits you autistic faggot
I converted it because believe it or not, 95% of Sup Forums doesn't understand US measurements and wouldn't know what I was talking about, because I'm not a spiteful fedora edgelord like you.

It's like refusing to speak English on Sup Forums outside of generals, you're welcome to do it out of spite, but don't expect most people to understand you or bother google translating.

probably had more sex than you.

every day is fun when you have good friends and a gf

97kg for 1m96 isn't THAT fat lad, you still have the ability to exercise and lose that extra fat

...

Because all my buddies live in different towns

I work all week so I can spend the whole weekend being drunk and fucking hookers.

I work this summer, so.
And oh, I have no one to make fun with.

This.

How you're hanging?

sounds p fun too me

I'm poor and lazy

Because it's winter

Because i have summer 10 months every year