The UK and France go to war tomorrow. Who do you side with? And why?

The UK and France go to war tomorrow. Who do you side with? And why?

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France

France

France

Uk - NORTH

France, like them more

France

But muh F-countries ties :(

France

France 100 times out of 100

Wouldn't be a nation without them

France
France foods is better.

France

Send Quebec to help France, then join the UK so I can fight against them.

This. Nips know what's up

God saves the queen was written by a French man (originally from Italy)

the U.K. is just a nothing Union, really

99% Finns are ready to Defend homeland, im 1% who are coward and running anywhere possibly

They both have shit food you mongrel

UK.
We have obligation to the UK

France because muh Maldives.

France, without any doubt.

UK

french are just a bunch of baguette eating frogs desu

What

*pic*

UK

Rule britannia

Surely the answer must be France.

>he doesn't like baguettes

France

>france has the prettiest koreaboo girls in europe
i would go with france

I'm a Polandboo so I'm gonna have to side with France as well here.

Sorry UK but you're gay and I hate you.

And to any Frog reading this, this does not mean your language isn't fucking hideous

I sell weapons to both and profit.

France because they'd surrender right away so I wouldn't have to fight

We'd nuke Canada first.

France.

UK

I don't like France.

Scots ? Welsh ? Normands ? Diaspora ?

>FRANCE
>HAS
>SHIT
>FOOD
Kill yourself my man

English, I don't know if I'm Norman but I have a Norman surname.

why does the cold part of russia have its own flag

What's your surname ?

I'm not even a Normand, I'm just curious

Keep falling for the meme you fucking retard, their general cuisine isn't any better than German or Italian.

UK obviously - any American saying France is shitposting.

Yeah they helped us in the Revolution but it wasn't like they gave a shit, they just wanted to piss off the UK.

UK because cultural similarities, inherit bias to them
Better allies than France since France went Republican (minus the 1812 thing LOL)
A bit more British blood than French
French blood comes from monarchs so to spite the Republicans

>their general cuisine isn't any better than German or Italian
Sorry, this board is for white people only
Please leave

>any American saying France is shitposting.
Any American saying France is a true American
France is our greatest ally

What about selling us half our fucking country for an unbelievably low price?

So you want to help the UK in order to piss us off ?

it's not siberia you

you're dumb as fuck, obvious franceboo

>obvious franceboo
Guilty

Nope, just gotta side with the main bro vs the side bro desu senpai

I like both countries but I have to choose France.
I have many friends from French

If France didn't do it, you would have taken it.

France. don't particularly like either cunt but france is earliest ally

Mandeville

English and Irish (of Norman origin), and French: habitational name from any of various places in France called Mann(e)ville (from the Germanic personal name Manno (see Mann 2) + Old French ville ‘settlement’) or Magneville (from Old French magne ‘great’ + ville ‘settlement’).

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Neither one of them. Seriously, why do nerds on Sup Forums waste their time postulating on dead nations like France and the UK? I hope everyone here understands that we (USA) could easily whip both their asses simultaneously.

Why would we be delivering mail to them? Idiot

>Seriously, why do nerds on Sup Forums waste their time postulating on dead nations like France and the UK?
Because we've got nothing better to do

Pretend to side with UK. Then do a NWO heel turn and preform an atomic leg drop on the UK. "I DID IT FOR THE MONEY"

You look like one of those "muh glorious anglo blood" Australian/Canadian/Kiwi fags

english republican

>gommunism

YUCK, user !

lel
>implying it wouldn't be a face turn

If you want us on your side, you'll have to be the bad guys. It's kind of how things go.

Wrong actually, butI don't give a shit about muh heritage, I'm just saying in the modern era (1900 and on) England has been a much better ally to the United States and we share a common language and cultural similarities.

t. almost gommunist country

France is better.

Hollande is a SJW fag but NOT a commie

Sounds like something a commie in hiding would say to hide his communist tendencies.

t. Hollande

...

>The UK and France go to war tomorrow
No way.

I love you too,
Nippon kun

The uk. Why you ask? It will give us the opportunity to conquer Europe (including the UK).

No ! I will never be as sexy and attractive as him...

>France
>Commie

Ahaha

I unironically pick France


Vive la patrie

>obvious franceboo

>implying there is something bad about that

Britain because they would win

great britain

i like being a traitor

>

THE ETERNAL FRANCO

UK For life, Tolkien Respected Specially Finnish peoples and it Legends, Ill sure cover Great Britannys back.

Finland, I'm extremely disappointed

>Who do you side with?
France.
>And why?
EU allies.

france to remove the eternal anglo from the world.

It's true because despite the "Muh Revolution" Americans here, The US would side with Britain.

Also Britain has bases around Europe when France doesn't. They could launch air raids from the RAF bases in Gibraltar or Cyprus. They also have the advantage of being better defensible as an island.

tl;dr Je suis desolet mais c'est vrai.

We've Overseas Territories and bases and shit too, you know

+ in a war started by brits, I don't bloody think America would help them

I'm with Glorious Russia.

With all this support for France they might just win an actual war

We didn't wait them to win wars, my good lad

Close borders

I know, but you don't have any in Europe though do you?

> Implying it won't be La Pen starting it to finish Napoleons job

You don't even want to invade us ? To kill us ?

UK

france is a fucking subhuman inferior country

Do you really think they could win thanks to Gibraltar or Cyprus ?

You will comment all the thread, asshole?

>Australia

Bwaha, don't make me laugh.

I will, faggot.

None, they're both shit. I'd sell them weapons.

Hon Hon Hon, Ici est la guerre. You'll just devolve into infighting over who has the biggest baguette while the eternal anglon conquers France

UK

>t. criminal colony

Well duh.

Sublime fucking thread

Why not both.