/brit/

The European "union" edition

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youtube.com/watch?v=kGlR6oFjC3A
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>merkel becomes worse than hitler

POTTERY

>EU countries will lose the right to have their own army, criminal law, taxation system or central bank

hahahahahahaha fucking hell

>user, PLEASE stop talking about countries and brexits or whatever, and help me pick out clothes!!!

Called a girl cute, so my GF got pissy and told me to never do it again!

hahaha

bart

*puts my dick on the table of clothes*

express.co.uk/news/politics/683739/EU-referendum-German-French-European-superstate-Brexit

> EUROPEAN political chiefs are to take advantage of Brexit by unveiling their long-held plan to morph the continent’s countries into one GIANT SUPERSTATE, it has emerged today.

> The foreign ministers of France and Germany are due to reveal a blueprint to effectively do away with individual member states in what is being described as an “ultimatum”.

> Under the radical proposals EU countries will lose the right to have their own army, criminal law, taxation system or central bank, with all those powers being transferred to Brussels.

cum

#I'llRideWithYou

> implying this will ever happen

3rd time will be the charm right?

>hmm okay yes i think this would compliment your figure
*takes out burka from behind back*

...

nazi

now i like him
newstatesman.com/politics/media/2015/10/i-wanted-believe-jeremy-corbyn-i-cant-believe-seumas-milne

nigger

>haha you're so funny! Are you saying I'm fat and need to cover up you dick? hahahaha!

Everybody likes comrade corbyn

can corbyn be the stalin of the labour party????

Oh yes, who wouldn't trust the Germans

buy a bra ffs. right slag

bit gay lad

Wish this was from a more credible source....

England a week ago:
- EU;
- good economy;
- AAA rating;
- a proper PM;
- football team the citizens look foward to watching.

Englel today:
- not in EU;
- recession;
- the rating went down;
- no PM;
- 1 : 2 with Iceland.
- 2 Brexits in 1 week.

What a great time to be alive.

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slightly homosexual lad

...

It took us 102 years but we finally destroyed it.

Bone cancer is scary

finally the beaner stopped insulting me

...

Imagine how this must fucking feel

>it's my choice and MY body!
>these men understand...my dutch gfs say dutch men are too feminine... if my sexuality is making you nervous, I think it's best if we stay friends. these men can show me out.

EW MAN THAT SHIT NAY NAY
THAT MOTHERFUCKER'S DEAD

bent a bit

I have sort of detached myself from the situation and can see how funny it is from an outsiders point of view.

Every time I went with gf to a clothing store I just sat on a bench and waited for her to be done with it.

How the fuck could a bus drop a 250lb bomb?

because they believe we are the same person stupid niggeroid faggot

have literally no idea what is going on there

poo

wank

i'm not a nigger on steroids

VERY good post

Just remember, the German can be defeated with either extreme cold or extreme heat.

pwank

>ta mate will watch that, has some bad drama in it by the looks of the trailer (people in falling snow with no tops on...really) but the doc looks good. There are other docs on this guy (the victim)that have been made over the years if you are interested.

Some of the reenacting is kinda corny but it's very informative and eye opening overall to what it was actually like to live in that time and really neat to see how they found out that Stonehendge is a lot more than just the stone circle but in fact a complex of monuments in the area

Definitely interested in more docs about that guy

Got any titles to lookup?

it dumps it like a snake taking a shit

>You a week ago
-Good prospects of moving to the UK and getting a mid level job as a plumber

>You today
-No future so you're just shitposting in the /brit/ thread of a Mongolian painting forum

Ouch

OBVIOUSLY you would open the door and push it out. god damn british engineers lmao

the beaner thinks it's a person

>Scotland and NI will be independent soon
>We'll join the EAA meaning we'll have to accept the immigrants
>They'll give us another referendum when we have tons more of immigrants,voting age people and dead oldies

Also Nigel is a German

idk I'm not a uneducated person so I don't need to move to englel :3

stay salty

I can see caring about Scotland btu does anyone actually want to keep NI?

tinder must still be broken as i have received 0 matches

They're both useless but it'd be a shame to break up the UK.

They'd have to leave before applying for EU membership which could be turned down by any member state. Since they don't have much to offer and countries have said they would veto them in the past, it's a gamble. Outside the UK & EU, no more handouts. They'd simply wither away.

t.Mahlel al Lelkek Germani

posted from my allahphone

how long have you had it

thailad post your willy mate

pro tip: try putting your location to Accra, Ghana

yes thats correct its broken

but im a grill :O

>When you spot yourself on the big screen and want people to think you've got a plan.

kek

Maybe I'm not nationalistic or whatever I literally only care about England changing the flag. The union flag is legit the best flag just from the visual stand point and England's flag is just boring.

I saw people during the Scottish referendum acting like it'd be tragic if Scotland left, why? You could still go there if you want they just wouldn't have the same government. We have close cultural connection with Ireland and they've been independent for nearly a 100 years.

anyway, muslims aren't all bad. look at this lovely song that one of them wrote.

youtube.com/watch?v=kGlR6oFjC3A

why is the netherlands posting here

pick my 9 up, or hit the lineup?

i had it for a day and got none so i removed it but apparently it takes a day or two for matches to come through when you first make it because it is obviously dependent on them using it + running out of likes and shit

The flag is a big deal ngl. I regularly see people wearing it here and it's a nice feel, it's aesthetic af.

Man you keep mentioning homo shit. You know what they say right dread? When some batybwoy keeps talking about it, it is because he is insecure about himself. So take a yadstik and put it up your bloodclad ass yadman.

>losing to iceland
KEK

what the fuck is this post

Lads I can feel the blood of my Saxon ancestors flowing through me with every word that I speak

Feels good to be part of such a glorious bloodline

>hey i don't know how you thinking about thais ladies is too much or not but i am not same like some type of girls you knew :) peoples are not same maybe a am different type ofgirl ^.^""
what is this shit thailad
why do people do this

why attach that image to that post?

>when teddy says he doesn't want a relationship anymore

why not

:D

>gf tells me she's a virgin (believable because circumstances)
>however she tells me she's been spanked and watched a bunch of videos she asked various guys to make where they wank

I mean it's no different from porn right

>all these non-anglo commonwealth cunts
JUST
GET
THE
FUCK
OUT

AWOOOOOOGGGAAAAAA

bit racist

>playing assassins creed london
>karl marx is in it
>he is portrayed as a goody
reeeeeeeeeeeee

>when the hole in your heart hurts but you have to stay positive for your 3 fans

he is genuinely autistic

I would rather a girl that's had sex in a long term committed relationship that didn't pan out than a girl who is "technically" a virgin but displays whorish behaviour like soliciting porn and getting spanked outside of a committed relationship.

Because she's hot

Twinnings went and put some free tea samples through my letter flap lads.

Trying the salted caramel one now.
Tastes alright with about two teaspoons of sugar but doesn't smell so good straight from the mug.

*vibrates vocal chords while singing*

yeah this

she sounds like a massive cock tease and attention whore

Sounds pretty grim

I'm a PG Tips man myself

eh definitely no where near hot enough to warrant that

You only think that because you live in the land of the turbonormie where every girl is Stacy incarnate

>mum called me a "larger lad" today

Gonna have to start taking the gym seriously haha.

I shave once a week
How often do you shave?

no lad she has a round head, the face of a child, boring brown eyes, hair thats probably damaged from all the bleaching, a noticeable amount of foundation on, and just has a general 2005 look going for her

lefty twat
go collect your bennies you fucking leech

more than that, baby face

>when you've gotten past your relationship troubles and thing seem to be looking up, but the dentist walks into work with a suspicious briefcase

...

I have a STEM degree and have never been on unemployment welfare in my life :DD