Shouldn't England, Scotland and Ireland be part of Scandinavia since parts of them were owned by Vikings?

Shouldn't England, Scotland and Ireland be part of Scandinavia since parts of them were owned by Vikings?

No, they're OUR whores.

t. 1/16 solid soren

My proud, virile norse ancestors sailed across the great viking warship the "Mayflower" to raid the continent of America

When is Norway going to give reperations for colonisation?

yes, we should just ignore all history after the viking age, 1000 years ago

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No because they got utterly BTFO by Alfred the Great.

Arent germanics and norse basically the same shit

Mongols > Vikings
Can't prove me wrong

don't forget Sicily too

Don't wanna.

Vikings -> Scandinavians
Mongols -> Russians and northern Chinese

WE

They aint us

We're far more German/French than Scandi.

Research sugests west Finns are Vikings

True.

England Ireland and Northern Ireland yes, Scotland and Wales no because the land owned there was almost nothing

no, norse are basically ancient scandinavians

The Vikings were regularly butt blasted because they couldn't really do anything to Ireland and the Irish kept popping up in places before them. They even called America "Greater Ireland" because the natives were all like "yeah we've seen white guys before", and they assumed it must have been the Irish again

Ænglia will be ours.

retarded Amerifag desu

WE

WUZ

you never conquered wessex you danish fucks. battle of edinton best day of my life take a bath of dead dane..ahahahahahDENMARK WE WILL GET YOU!!

I don't know if raping and pillaging counts as owning :^)
Also friendly reminder funland never got conquered by vikings :^)

the christian kingdom of sweden ≠ vikings :^)

>Also friendly reminder funland never got conquered by vikings :^)
it got colonized instead

No. Germanics are celtic western european natives that were occupied by scandinavians for a while, thus explaining the language.

THAT'S A NICE HEAD YOU HAVE ON YOUR SHOULDERS

England got owned by vikings just yesterday

And you are our whore

Meh, I'd be ok with that.

Truly, the sun has set on the English.