Describe your sex life using a design pattern title

[Xavier Nelson]

Describe your sex life using a design pattern title.

I'll start:
>Inversion of Control

[Ethan Williams]

Dependency Injection

[Justin Wood]

Observer pattern

[William Fisher]

Singleton

[Camden Martin]

null object

[Alexander Lopez]

grady booch

[Zachary Harris]

Broadcast

[Charles Diaz]

View-Model-Controller

[Jayden Jenkins]

Object oriented

[Jose Mitchell]

Abstract factory

[Asher Long]

null

[Samuel Fisher]

Recursion

[Jace Hughes]

Command

[Mason Brown]

Adapter

[Julian Perez]

Cuckold is not a thinking man's fetish. There is no thinking man's fetish as a smart person has no time for sex. Now go watch your wife get fucked, cuck.

[Gavin Richardson]

Gang of Four

t. Jamal

[Elijah Price]

DRY

[Ethan Powell]

Lazy initialization

> Tactic of delaying the creation of an object, the calculation of a value, or some other expensive process until the first time it is needed.

Also good thread.

[Liam Cox]

Memento.
There is a memory of having sex once I remember once in a while.

[Jaxon Ross]

Extension object with a Decorator

[Austin Rodriguez]

haha

[Nolan Miller]

> Negative Unit Testing
)-;

[Parker Gray]

Null object.

[Isaac Peterson]

Mediator
t. pimp

[Gabriel Bailey]

Visitor

[Jonathan Gomez]

Naked objects.

[Jacob Adams]

null pointer

[Brandon Powell]

CRUD

[Nicholas Collins]

Kek

[Aaron Green]

what a meme. Truly smart people think about most topics that concern a human being.

[Chase Phillips]

test driven development

[Landon Bell]

This.

[Adrian Bennett]

Command

[Asher Price]

so much this

[Ryan Robinson]

Tight coupling

[Michael Kelly]

Chain of Responsibility
t.American husband

[Bentley Ramirez]

JizzFactory

[Chase Carter]

I came to post this.
t. Norwegian husband