UK will force porn sites to verify user age using credit card

arstechnica.co.uk/tech-policy/2017/07/age-verification-porn-digital-economy-act/

Foreign porn sites that don't prompt users from UK to verify age by entering their credit card info will be blocked.

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>be european
>get censored

>mandatory encryption backdoor, non-backdoored encryption to be made illegal, now porn blocked

You won't be able to pirate porn either since the few torrent sites still unblocked in the UK will also be blocked soon.

If the British hate sex so much why can't they do the world a favor and stop contaminating the gene pool?

Fucking vermin.

There's no way UK can block all VPNs and foreign proxies.

Yes, Britain's what's contaminating the gene pool.

>underage tries to watch porn
>lolno, confirm your age
>asks mom for credit card
>all good, porn unlocked

China can. Why not UK which can directly buy American blocking tech from Cisco and Blue Coat unlike China which have to build home-made solution for every new thing they need to block.

JewK is going to have China level firewall for censorship?

>LK
>Europe

Most porn sites are run by scums, and they will charge the credit card one way or another betting that you will be too embarrassed to fight the charges.

This happened in the early 2000s and continued until some band of middle-aged foreveralones worked up courage to file a class action lawsuit against the scammer.

The rest of Europe will throw in jail for not having the right political opinions.

>encryption
>backdoor

It looks like brit leaders ain't so smart.

It's common in strip clubs too.

Would lewd anime qualify as pornography?

>they announce it now so underages get 9 months of prep time

UK might just consider that child porn.

Like not necessarily loli, but just generic lewdness. I'm wondering if this is the case, because if not I think we'll see a spike in interest in animated pornography from the UK, could be a good chance for marketing.

You need to enter your credit card info to enter Sup Forums.org, user.

Hiro isn't going to charge, he promises.

This is the kind of shit that makes these fucking censorship schemes so retarded.

What is the exact definition of porn? How many websites will be blocked in the name of this?

I fucking hate this country.

>BRITBONGISTAN

NOT EVEN ONCE

Porn is whatever the government of the day says it is.

BAN THIS SICK FILTH

I'm OK with this. We don't need another generation of little boys raised on jewish subversion.

That's what I'm saying, the definition is so fucking lax. Will websites change their whole setup to cater to UK regs? Will there be a special "UK" version of every website that might have NSFW content.
Is fucking tumbler and reddit and every other website with pornography going to add a fucking CC validation just to appease this?

Just be a decent parent

>this
>plus having an actual queen

uk is retarded

>create fake porn website
>empty their accounts and transfer all money to my untraceable offshore account

Scammers are gonna have a field day getting those horny credit card details.

>I need peace of mind to leave my children alone with TV, computer, iPad, whatever for hours while I work overtime for free for Mr. Goldstein, so ban anything that triggers me from media

Every boomer parent ever and now millennials are doing the same shit with their kids.

Got any idea on how to set one of those up?

It doesn't even have to be fake, just put some quality videos ripped off pornhub and badabing, free money

shit parents were shit then, they're shit now. I'm never letting my kids touch the internet.

russia tier

>will throw in jail

thank you for contribution vladmir, 10 ruble have been deposit in account!

HOLY FUCK I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING AHAHAHAHAHA ALL THESE IDIOTS WANTING TO LEAVE THE EUROPEAN UNION BECAUSE OF MUH FEELS AND NOW THEY'RE PAYING THE PRICE

No, it was because they thought it would magically stop immigration.

TERESA MAY NUDES WHEN

How dumb are you? UK is even going out from the EU. The EU is actually trying to go in the opposite direction with things like: techcrunch.com/2017/06/20/european-meps-want-to-ban-states-from-backdooring-encryption/

So will the UK ever revolt against their government, or are they still a bunch of cowardly pussies at this point?

>at this point
When were they not??

Porn sites will get your name when you verify your age so they will be able to tie every video you watch directly to your name, allowing them to build registers of what porn citizens watch. What a time to be alive.

European Court of Justice (ECJ) and European Court of Human Rights (ECHR) would probably rule UK ban on porn illegal given their historical ruling records, but UK will no longer be subject to them when the Brexit if finalized, less than two years from now.

will this apply to my dark web porn

Airstrip One is not part of Europe

Pornhubs gonna make a killing
>needs credit Information before getting free premium

>UK requires credit card information to look at porn
>credit card information gets leaked or hacked
>people use said credit card information to buy child pornography off the pedowebs

Wow, it's like the UK learnt nothing from Operation Ore.

Thank god I'm not in Britain

Until this sweeps over to germany I'm going to save some stuf I tell you that

That's what ignorant people think. The real reason they left was to get rid of EU's influence, since the EU actually cares about human rights.

Main difference between UK and US legislation is that the US actually has a legal system to shut down these nonsensical unenforceable laws.

>Be EuroCuck
>Get censored
>Get run over by trucks
>Don't have free speech

L M A O

wow jus tlike those free previews on those spyware sites i used to go to

im sure it wont be an agreement witha hitch or unending ads to Buy their shit or anything

not too fussed, the UK is going to shit with brexit and a tory/DUP leadership anyway, moving out soon

we already have to look at them godamn cookies warning on all websites cuase of these fuckign godamn idiots who dont know that a site uses cookies when they have the cookie option on their computer oh fuck like i need to click popups fuck england godamn niggers

>cookie notifications
I use umatrix with pretty aggressive settings, I rarely see these.
Also I'm not a fucking CIA Nigger fuck off.

I bet you glow in the dark.

Dark web works anonymously and via proxy.

I'm pretty sure the UK was the one trying to petition the UN to ban lewd manga a couple years back.
So probably.

>UK
>Glorious motherland EU, home of all human culture
Pick one and only one.

Also
>be American
>get Trump'd by the Jews + Russian
>get shot on the way to McDonald's
>get taught creationism in school
>get cucked nation-wide by fat nigger gay brony SJW propaganda

>bongs will go to darkweb to see normal power
Kek.

Yassss Queen Slay!!!!!

Is nothing wrong in be a brony.

Fuck off cuck, degeneracy needs to be censored to save whites. Based UK is uncucking themselves.

Back in Magna Carta days.. the government has to piss them off more before they hit civil war levels of anger.

>This happened in the early 2000s and continued until some band of middle-aged foreveralones worked up courage to file a class action lawsuit against the scammer.
I would watch that movie

You can't watch white girls get blacked by arabs now you degenerates, get over it.

>UK is scared of Muslims poisoning their society with Sharia law
>leaves EU
>protections from EU expiring
>starts enacting laws similar to Islamic run governments like Syria and Saudi Arabia

Delicious irony

The UK should have been removed from the gene pool a long time ago.

>Starring Seth Rogen, Jonah Hill, and that guy who looks a bit like a cuter Zuckerberg

Kill yourself, UK founded western civilization.

...

Hate you break it to you chucklehead, but the U.S. did.

>OI VEY, SHUT IT DOWN

The UK founded the very internet you're using, enjoy your 60% and dropping whites, americucks.

Will they found cyber dystopia next?

You are drunk, britfag.

The jews control porn you retard, that want to stop this so they can keep making blacked and other degenerate pornography.

>The UK founded the very internet you're using
>Internet

Another victim of the UK's subpar educational system, I see.

>They invented the internet

>They killed the internet
ohwow

Yes daddy government pls stick ur are dick farther into my ass so I don't need to have self control

>kids no longer being raised on BLACKED pornaganda
based theresa may

Nice strawman, but those with nothing to hide have nothing to fear. Sup Forums is known to be full of pedos so I can only image how degenerate their porn tastes are.

>be American
Feels good to be superior
>get Trump'd by the Jews + Russian
""""Jews"""" control the world don't kid yourself.
>get shot on the way to McDonald's
As if you don't have Muslims or knife wielding maniacs.
>get taught creationism in school
Studying differing opinions is important even if you don't agree with them.
>get cucked nation-wide by fat nigger gay brony SJW propaganda
Once again """"Jews"""" control everything
Wrong. Rome did.
All this low energy b8

>This morning, the UK Government decided to ban "Sup Forums.org" due to pornographic content

I'm not a cuckold like you, I want a unified race that's untainted by degeneracy. Only purity can keep us strong, degeneracy must be banned so impressionable minds don't get corrupted by evil.

>t. 60% white american who thinks america founded everything

But what is decent to who? And what is indecent, actually what is indecent is abusing of people who can't judge by themselves, like child pron or animal pron, but anyway, why having this kind of politics to the people ?

Apply yourself more with your projections :^)

>He thinks spics are white
Americans ladies and gentlemen

Animal porn is fucking hot, though.

What i really don't understand is WHY would people wantto block access to porn?
In a way it's understandable that it's need to stop profit on sex tape of people who don't want to share this, but actually if thoses things like Animal porn and Child porn exist, it can actually calm down lot of people that are attracted this way but fear to one day pass to the act, i'm not for child porn but if it can stay to the people that are minded this way before killing themselves or avoiding to do this cruelty. I don't know, wtf UK (btw the most popular animal sexporn com from UK :p)

Check the article again. Blacked will be allowed to operate.

>be underage bong
>all normalfag porn sites are blocked
>too lazy to sneak parents' card info
>"e621, here I come!"
Do they want to raise a generation of degenerates?

>be british
>vote to leave to get control of your lawmakers back
>govt don't reinstate the good eu legislation
>end up in mummy mays sharia state
Conservatives are already on thin ice with the public. We'll have comrade corbyn running the country if they keep this up. Looks like we're fucked.

The best part is that you can get it on Youtube.

I'm not a Britcuck but I don't understand the problem here. Do proxies not exist anymore?

WELL YOU KNOW
SERIOUS SIMPLE SOLUTION

THEY WOULDNT HOG BANDWIDTH TO BE LIKE WHORES WHORES WHORES ON TEH FRONT PAGE OF XVIDEOS.COM

FREE PORNO SHOULDNT BE SO SHOWY
AND IT USED TO NOT BE
AND NOONE GAVE A FUCK ABOUT IT
LIKE IT WAS ALL ILKE

-GIRL AND GUY FUCKS.MPEG
-GUY GETS HEAD OFF GIRL.AVI
-***
IT JUST WENT ON LIKE THIS, AND HTML LINKS, YOU CLICKED ON IT AND GOT THE PORNO VIDEO

SO MAKING IT VERY EASY LIKE, HEY HERE SEE IT IN A SUMMARY VERSION IN ANIMATED GIF FORM PRETTY MUCH X 50 ON FRONT PAGE

THAT ATTRACTS YOU TO IT. IT SHOULNDT BE WHORES WHORES WHORES

AND WASTE OF BANDWIDTH

KIND OF SEGREGATE BUT THATS NOT SOMETHING YOU WOULD TALK ABOUT IT WOULD SOLVE THESE ISSUES
SO IM SURE IT S JUST SIGN YOU UP FOR

They are going to ban all VPNs too

AHhhh stop shooting like this my head

Are they? I doubt this will happen.

It's England. They are a shower of arrogant, clueless assholes pumped full of insanely delusional propaganda by their press and education system. Now it's a choice between this sort of stone-age clueless conservative shit and 1970s style Socialism, all while becoming basically a cultural, economic and diplomatic vassal state of the USA. I'm from the UK and just hoping it all disintegrates Yugoslavia-style so my nation can GTFO. People are just sick of endlessly listening to them talk about how much fucking better than everyone else they are while it is painfully obvious to everyone but themselves their country is getting shitter by the day.

They are.

But only personal VPNs will be criminalized.

Companies are excempt from the law iirc.