/csg/ Chink Shit General

In /csg/, we discuss the cheap shit you see on Gearbest, Taobao, AliExpress, Banggood, eBay and similar sites.

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>News
• user gets a new shirt • user got some micro usb cables
• user rates his KZ ZS5 • user bought a Xiaomi Mijia 360 camera and shares a review by Naomi
youtube.com/watch?v=NzI0Ok9onUo
• user gets the Xiaomi Mi Powerbank 2, a led bulb and a spinner which he regrets buying • user receives a control board for his laptop screen • user bought a white Aula F2012 mech keyboard • user spins out a review on his new spinner • user posts webm of a magic trick • user sings a song on his BM-800 inspired by Comfy a.pomf.cat/tdmltj.mp3
• user got heavy dice and a velvet bag • user reviews the FNF iFive 4S Mini and thanks /csg/ anons for their recommendations for it • Comfy updates the pastebin with the latest deals Previous thread

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sale.aliexpress.com/PayPal717.htm
needrom.com/download/twrp-oukitel-c5-by-mdsdev/
needrom.com/download/c3-twrp-3-0-2-1/
discord.gg/bUJ3VGM
twitter.com/NSFWRedditGif

daily reminder chinks aren't people, don't feel guilty scamming them back

Old mimi pic.

so, can we buy shit from ali through paypal now?
I'm serious:
sale.aliexpress.com/PayPal717.htm

Ebay, pls.

I have $20, what Bluetooth earbuds do I get for the gym? Is the meme still KZ?

>didn't make the news
DEATH TO REGULAR OP!

no tracking no proof that it ever arrived, keep it around the margin of error so you don't get banned

My KZ ZS5 arrived, and the left ear is intermittent. Anything I can do about this?

Cut off your left ear to compensate

>How should I check out if there are items in my shopping cart that do not accept PayPal? Will I be able to check out all at once?Unfortunately, you cannot pay with PayPal when there are items in your shopping cart that do not accept PayPal. Our recommendation is to:
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>2. If you still would like to purchase the non-PayPal payment supported items, you’ll need to make a second transaction using a supported payment method.

Shove it up your onahole after getting tired of getting ear raped.

Or this

Cool, but how do I do it to the seller who shipped me this?

Vote for Drumpf and BUILD WAR.

Send your dismembered ear to their online store and take photos in case of a dispute

>Don't worry Ali will always take your side...

For fucks sake you're an adult. And if you aren't, then don't be buying meme earphones from dubious foreign businesses. You just got chinked, you can try and do something about it or you can give up. Don't come crawling here everytime life doesn't go your way.

my chink kirby shirt come today

Tomorrow I make the trip up to Auckland to pick up 8 Dell Optiplex. Have to leave early, in order to get back to uni for an important group meeting for our client.

The plan is that you can buy Quad Core Xeons from Aleix for NZD$7 a piece, to replace the Core2Duos in them currently.

I was joking, I'm going to chink them back through paypal

you need to hit the gym fatty

Wtf is wrong with your body

Are you wearing a diaper?

Could be shipping damage, probably a wire issue.

Just fix it.

What's the current recommenced small (

disgusting

Actually I'm pretty healthy, I do exercise.

No. It's just the angle and the pattern. This is a better angle with my kawaii desu hawaiin shirt after I completed Pokemon Sun!! :D

good deal for the Redmi note 4X 32gig 3gig ram BLACK

€119

Why are Americans so fucking pink?

>Actually I'm pretty healthy
you don't look mentally healthy, you can barely tell your gender
>I do exercise.
carrying around a diaper full of shit is not exercise

Can't even see the damage, how am I supposed to fix it

So whats the best phone for under $100?

You're really disgusting.

it's called the do-your-own-fucking-research-and-dont-expect-spoonfeeds 9000

You look mentally challenged.

Soft prick! You need to inject testosterone asap!

is Redmi note 4X 32gig 3gig ram BLACK

good deal for

€117?

anyone that uses

I'll ask again, what's /csg/ experience and/or thoughts on a Xiaomi Redmi Note 4X?
I bought one a few days ago, it'll arrive on 3-2 weeks.
>inb4 you should have waited for Redmi 5

I feel like I'm shit every day, still though; having strangers on the internet saying those things about me doesn't hurt any less.

Every CSG should start with Maki.

i bet you cant even name 5 facts about her

recommend me wireless headphones that are not linked to each other.

I dont know what you expected.

>slut
>slut
>slut
>slut
>a shit
there

that's a surefire way of ruining a thread with a shitstorm before it has even started

Its okay user, i'll post a cute selfie of myself instead next time since it seems people here prefer that

IS IT A GOOD DEAL OR NOT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

no

wait for the redmeme5

Who the fuck wears shorts that high up. It's not the 60s anymore senpai

Can someone explain the redmi to me? The specs seem average for the price.

I bought an Oukitel C3 for $50, it's not that bad for an entry level chink phone but I thought it would be rootable when I got it which it isn't unfortunately.

How easy is manually rooting? Chinks at Kingroot and shit have to find out how to do this shit somehow and I'm curious.

>tfw not sure if wannabe m2f, f2m, or genuine down syndrome

needrom.com/download/twrp-oukitel-c5-by-mdsdev/

i too, worry of my chinkphone being detected by radar.

Wrong link. Sorry.

needrom.com/download/c3-twrp-3-0-2-1/

What is your GENDER?? Who ARE you?

No, wait for the R5X then buy the Redmi Note 4X.

they usually drop the price on older models when new ones are introduced?

End yourself.

if you need one yes, it's a good compact phone
dont listen to redmeme 5 shitters. they don't know the price, versions, release date and if there's a global version anytime soon.

oh wow both were looking for the note version. ebig fail

>a challenger appears

My redmeme note 4 arrived its a nice phone but it make the earphones hiss a lot, I try the same earphones on my old moto g and dont hiss at all. Fucking chinks man

Try Blackplayer

I have the same thing with my Redmeme Note 3

First time ordering from GearBest in like a year. 2 days since I paid them and it's still processing, had 3 Ali items be shipped in between.

Fucking hell, the only reason I ordered from them was because I got this thing for 5€ cheaper than any Ali seller

>tfw you are browsing for mices and they are all shit
>still misses that mouse which my flatmate stole two years ago
>haven't had a mouse since

What to do, senpais.

Help me get a GPD Win for less than 250GBP pls

>tfw got a notification that I will receive a package today
>didn't order anything

Great news!

>please I need the chicken by Friday

Those ali items probably didn't actually get shipped yet. Chinks aren't the most honest of people.

only items less than 20 bucks or something don't have tracking. im so incredibly sorry for you that you're this poor user

I want to know this as well, my old motorola is about to hit the shitter and I need a new phone

>China's new stealth districts
How will the west ever compete?

Base Chink came through again.

Any recommendations for computer speakers?

>tfw bought a single logitech mouse 12 years ago and every time I contact them they just send me the newest model
Why bother with chink shit desu

people who don't know how to read shouldn't buy things from the internet

hey asshole, no poorshaming allowed.

Explain

Contacted support with minor complaints about the mouse and they just responded saying they no longer have it so they'll send w/e new model they have instead. Have done this 4 times with various problems and they just send a new one every time. Once was just complaining about the software and they still sent a new mouse.

Just got my R4 Gold.

You probably won't get all your bands. At least it's the one with Snapdragon, right?
Should've bought note 4 Global as csg told you.

As that method is being told too much over the Internet, I expect people to take profit of that.
I don't expect logitech to do that for log.

Cool back, reminds me of 00s era stuff.

need new working discord link

i wish i had one of those ..
there is an ms-dos emulator for the ds and it works wonderfully with this card

Ebay prices are 50€ to 100€, if this isn't complete garbage I'll have the birthday presents for one of my friends covered for the next decade or so.

It says "Caution I'm HOT" on the side, just like on McDonald's apple pies.

They're less than $10, user.

I noticed that the old link was used, here: discord.gg/bUJ3VGM

I love China

Are you actually buying chicken on AliExpress?

I get the battlefleet gothic part but what the fuck is going on in the upper left part of the screen?

I just wanted to cover the details of that order with something. It's from Segoku Rance.

What's a good chink e-reader?

Not going to be viewing images, only reading text.

They are probably pressing Google to fake sat images.

>chink
>e-reader
Pick one.
There are no chink e-readers.

The patent expires soon, be patient.