The Netherlands and Denmark go to war tomorrow. Who do you side with? And why?

The Netherlands and Denmark go to war tomorrow. Who do you side with? And why?

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Denmark has one of the best trained armies in Europe. I'd pick thems

>Netherlands

I'm a sad new york twink boy

Neither, because neutral.

denmark because the netherlands are a bunch of depressed, hotheaded cunts that are always angry and rude whenever I see one in real life or not

australia is a vassal of denmark
but netherlands has a real qt field hockey team

tough choice but someone has to protect grandmas sewing tins

I'd go with Netherlands, because almost same toothpaste flag and DUDE WEED LMAO

Denmark. Generally a more interesting country and I like how they said "fuck off" when they were asked to take in boat loads on refugees.
Netherlands used to have the weed thing going for them but now even my city in Texas has decriminalized it. So the novelty wore off.

But they have like only 5 million people wouldn't really be a fair fight.

the one with the most bicycles

FREEDOM INCOMING

This would literally be easy mode for us. We're three times their size. And have quite good gear. Especially our navy.

>Generally a more interesting country

Tell me why, user. I like Denmark but why is Denmark more interesting?

I like both. Can I mediate a peace deal between the two?

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T H I C C C

You know in our last war we took on Indonesia.

Now we can finally test our new JSF's. They better work.
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Ya know, I really can't tell you. Just an uninformed opinion. Probably cause it's a Nordic country and I find Nordic countries interesting

Sure, I like Denmark too.

denmark.

not too multicuturalist like netherlands

also:

flandes is spain

Yes and that worked out sooo well. Killing Some people who werent even trained to flight isnt really a war.

Thats racist m8

We won military speaking.

Like thats something to brag about

Netherlands so we could invade Denmark as we planned few decades ago.

>holland
or
>strong and courageous danes

not much of a choice is it

Thanks for your support desu senpai.

You really did?

Mighty kind of you, pardner.

Our army is literally out of bullets so I dunno how we'd stop them.

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>Fighting your best allies.

I side with Denmark, Because the last time someone declared war on us we were steamrolled as all hell.

I know right

If you mean WW2, the generals just gave up. But we weren't really steamrolled. We barely had any losses.

The Germans were actually stuck outside Holland and had an equal amount of losses, which is why they bombed Rotterdam.

Yeah we used or ancient old strategie. Setting the country under water. Still worked though.

Yes, of course it was plan if ww3 would get started. So it would be a counterattack.

In the cold war it was the Netherlands it's role to protect Germany.
And if Germany would fall The Netherlands and Belgium would nuke enemy troops in Germany. So they wouldn't be able to reach us.

Operation turn Germany into a crater :^)

How would the Netherlands protect Germany? Ride our bikes and try to shoot Russians with our old napoleon guns

Really makes you think huh.

Never realised just how fucking full we were...
Jesus.

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