Australia and Canada go to war tomorrow. Who do you side with? And why?

Australia and Canada go to war tomorrow. Who do you side with? And why?

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could not care less

Australia so I can remove Quebecfrogs.

it would never happen

don't even entertain the thought

Australia so I can remove Quebecfrogs.

Canada wins because australians are warm climate pansies.

Remember when australopithecus were cowarding in ww2 when japan came by?

France

Australia. They'll help us annex Canada

this

Australia.

Canada is shitty and cold, unlike sunny happy Australia

Australia. Because it's a better country.

In what Fucking way??

Their national anthem is better.

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Canada
i dont like Aushitralia.

Australia, they actually have a military.

Canadians on the other hand just bitch and moan about America's military yet depend on us to defend their fucking arctic waters.

thanks

Australia, because Canadians are faggots. Newfies are bro-tier.

k. its Australia for me then.

Straya. It's the lesser of two evils. Also, it's way less fucking gay.

Yeah, like Canada could have fended off an attack by the Japs without the help of the UK or the US.
And what if the war took place on the Australian homeland?
I'd really like to see you leafs hack it in the outback heat. If they don't get fucked by the poisonous animals first.

Does it really matter who wins the Chinese civil war?

Kek

Dont reply this guy.
This guy will appear every daytime in Japan.(8am-17pm)

WTF i love italy now!

realistically Canada obviously wins

Russia is even shittier and colder, yet they win wars.

Only by taunting Europeans until they decide to invade the frozen shithole.

Canada because weed.

Well we could do the same, we have frozen shitholes too.

How could Canadia even fight us? Will they throw their trannies at us from catapults?

Aussies will easily out-taunt you.

we spam sjw shills until your entire country is like Melbourne.

None, they can kill each other as much as they want tho.

shit, well we could send a bunch of Geese to them, right?

Wouldn't want to resort to WMD's since we know you've got plenty of those too.

>Australia's two bad cities
>compared to Canada having a trannie prime minister
Funny.

He's not a tranny though, just a retarded feminist.

There's a difference?

Canada would lose by default
>Its 2016
>If you kill your enemies, they win
That's way too much for them, plus Québec wouldn't help they'd refuse just like they did when the frogs needed help.

Australia. We should of annexed Canada a long time ago.

He still has his willy, it's just in his wife's purse.

I thought he was gay.

Uhhh. I'm from New England so I suppose Canada. I won't like it though.

Canada seems like good people who mean well. Australia was a penal colony where they dumped all the British criminals, and Steve Irwin humped a manta ray and got stabbed in the chest for his trouble, that's why his family destroyed the video of his death because it was too embarrassing. I'd say.. Canada.

Pretty sure his kids are his own. Might be one of those fags that lived an entire life then decided they were gay after a decade of marriage.

This.
Side with Australia, invade Canada, and annex them like we did Puerto Rico.

>One of my favorite countries vs one of my least favorite countries
That's easy, Canada

Trick question. I'd stay neutral and sell arms to both sides.

we rounded all our japs up and put them in camps in the war.

I don't think we woulda had no problem killin japs on the continent.

Don't forget, we fought them in Alaska when they came for you guys.

At least you said it right.

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JTF2 would fuck them up

>brothers Canada and Australia are fighting
>father England is a crippled mess

Looks like we'll have to sort this out ourselves.

>roleplaying your country

Don't do that

I would do exactly what I do on Sup Forums: support the Canadians until they start getting too powerful, then switch sides and support the Australians to balance things out. Keep switching sides to keep the war going indefinitely and enjoy the madness.

We would reach a naval stalemate bc neither of our armies would be able to take the enemies mainland.

>that list of areas

It's pretty much half the valley.

of course CANADA
how do we love austkorea ?

Australia so I can liberate Québec and New Brunswick.

good post

Thanks Italy.

Italy is like Melbourne - it's full of wogs. That means you're practically Australian.

>having nips in your country in the first place

hmm

>some myth """"""""""""special"""""""""""" forces which has probably never seen combat because canada doesn't engage in the enemy (see: if you kill your enemey they win) against the SASR

>australia has LHDs
>canada doesn't even have attack helicopters

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Looks like it's Australia hour now.

p-please have mercy...b-big strong australians

With our bestest ally Australia of course

leafland can go fuck itself

China

...

Us

By a LOT

This is now an Australia thread.

sick

please help

Canada has no defense because they rely on us for everything, so I say Australia just so those leaves learn a lesson.

desu, I haven't voted for the last 18 years, this SATURDAY will be the first time.... and it will be a null vote.

Dubs decide what I draw/write on my ballot.

I will provide proofs.

no one gives a shit you gimp answer my question or i'll get some abo trackers to hunt you down and i'll fucking drive a truck through your house

>SATURDAY

...ugh.

Your other option would have been:
aec.gov.au

>this is why it shouldn't be compulsory too vote.

if you dont like the big dick of democracy being forced down your throat at a minimum of once every 4 years then fuck off back to china

>canada v australia
>chinese civil war

someone's already made that joke

>leaves
not
>leafs

An American, utilizing proper grammar? Fuck.

i dont read the thread, only reply to op

you're a renegade, mate

>18 years is the age at which voting is compulsory

Are you sure you are 18 years or older, lad?

yes, we get the slightly better Asians.

Australia

>way less gay
Sad