/balk/ - Balkan Thread

/balk/ - Balkan Thread

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Post Balkan stuff.

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>provinciali

kys

$$$hellas$$$

>greeks

5th for love and friendship.

>bucharest

literally worse than the worst district of Sofia

This general really needs some anime.

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Kys

>Post Balkan stuff.

approve, any more info.s?
don't approve
save thee from referenda or embarrassment in a room full of heads of governments?
>papal serbs
DELET THIS

fuck marry kill

should have posted the PMs tbх doesnt make sense with countries

>walk outside
>see random satanic ritual site complete with sacrificed bird

Bulgaria...

stfu ireland and gib rightful illyrian clay.

>Great Ireland (Old Norse: Írland hið mikla or Írland it mikla), also known as White Men's Land (Hvítramannaland), and in Latin similarly as Hibernia Major and Albania, was a land said by various Norsemen to be located near Vinland.[1] In one report, in the Saga of Eric the Red, some skrælingar captured in Markland described the people in what was supposedly White Men's Land, to have been "dressed in white garments, uttered loud cries, bore long poles, and wore fringes." Another report identifies it with the Albani people, with "hair and skin as white as snow."

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_Ireland

>Only part of the country that touches anything balkan is the seaside
>Every mapmaker lumps us in the Balkans
Dobrogea ruins everything once again.

Fuck Macedonia, marry Macedonia, kill Macedonia.
Not necessarily in that order.

Be happy, otherwise youd be put in the even less prestigious Eastern Europe part with Ukraine, Moldova and Belarus.

kek wtf, edgy kids I guess

gib

If I see such kiddos id beat the shit out of them

The Balkans have a stinkier stigma attached to it.

You can have it. It's full of turks anyway.

We all know you did that when you saw the dead bird.

Romania is Balkan, Turkey isn't. Google says so.

Not really, its a brand with negative but also positive sides.

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Where do you want to be, because from where I'm standing, you are the bright spot of this region...
With generic Eastern Europeans such as Ukrainians, Russians, Belarusians?

>Another report identifies it with the Albani people, with "hair and skin as white as snow."

illirian shqipnjet 100%.

>You can have it. It's full of turks anyway.
Noice. All we need now is to negotiate borders on Moravia and the Mediterranean, and whatever the small river from Macedonia southwards is called.

>The Balkans have a stinkier stigma attached to it.
To be quite honest "romanian" is more insulting than "balkan" to most civilized people.

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Bird's head is missing. Doesn't look like a natural dead bird or road kill.

I don't want to be anywhere, and I don't think we really belong anywhere. We've always been on our own.

haha, Slovenia is trying so hard but cannot run away. Like the saying, you might leave the village, but the village wont every leave you,

>some lads see a dead bird
>throw some sticks around it while giggling
>take a picture and laugh about it
>continue on their day, never remembering this
>old grumpy CIA agent living in the USA military base pretending to be bulgarian swears to beat them to death for it

Amazing.

What ya gotta do to get an EU flag?

Well making a /ro/ general isn't a good idea though. Last one got us banned because of the hungarians.

I meant in the context of which region is less "prestigious".

Eastern europoop is associated with gommunism. Balkans are associated with genocide.

>capt Vazquez

Also there's not enough of us, and if there were, you can't really have a civil discussion with >provincials

Work in sofia business park.

Moldova confirmed for not /balk/.
They should fuck off back to ex-ussr.

Work in the secret NATO military base near Sofia.

The reason there are not many Croats here is because of this, and /ex-yu/, the northern geographic extent of the Balkans follows the Danube and our Sava, but culturally, it follows the Dinaric Alps here, almost diagonally. So the majority of Croatia is not even in the Balkans, all things considered

I am there right now too. How come I don't get EU flag?

see Only people from the CIA base get them.
That guy is a NATO shill. Probably not even bulgarian.

We should go to Softpedia lad. There are enough of us there :^)

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Technically, the only country in the balkans is Bulgaria, but we've all been lumped with this shit even though we all have our own mountains to dick about in.

You company need to have a proxy thats within a specific range on Ip addresses. .

Now I have to kill you I am afraid

No matter how shit Bulgaria is, I can take comfort in knowing we were never conquered so fucking hard by some empire that we lost our identity.
I wouldn't wish Austria on my worst enemy, but you are kind of asking for it.

Softpedia e chiar ok lol

>serbia has 10s walking everywhere
>he's posting ugly abominations

stop it

Oh well, too bad I am only a security guard and not one of you IT guys.

Serbia has some Balkans too. Unrightfully so.
If I recall correctly some english explorer said all the mountains on the peninsula are part of the same single chain, which ottoman turks called "balkan", literally big mountain or some such.
So he called the whole peninsula after this one large chain that we now know doesn't exist.

are you kidding me nigga? they were about to implement a croatian crown in austro-hungary before it collapsed, they were quite tolerant to their "minorities" unlike turkshits, in addition to that they have all that infrastructure and work-ethic thanks to being part of austrohungary over ottomans

Austro-Hungary was asking everyone to join them as a third pillar.
Bulgaria was asked, and Bulgaria-Romania as a single entity were considered, but Russia foiled that.
Serbia was also being considered before they went full terrorist.

Basically the dying empire was looking to prolong its rotting process by giving the illusion of autonomy to some of its servants or protectorates.

Balkan is a negative brand because of yugoslavia ethnic conflicts.

>ethnic conflicts

Fancy way of saying genocide during civil war.

yeah but either way if I had to pick 500 years of fucking turk occupation to 500 years of austro-hungarian I'd pick the latter, we'd all be richer now
nope, because of turks

>Unrightfully so.
still butthurt?

I'm not here because I think Croatia is Balkan country. I am actually of an opinion that a few decades of Yugoslavia should not stand in the way of centuries of belonging and interacting with other, central and western Europeans. So ~800 years versus 60-70 years in a country that sealed our fate as "Balkan", because Yugoslavia is a synonym for the Balkans... I'm here because my region is Balkanian and I am Balkanian, rightly so
The majority of Croats shudder from the idea of being placed together with Balkanites. Tell a Croat he's a Balkanian and he'll either dismiss you as a pro-Yugoslav/commie or dictate you the history of our people to show how mich we interacted with Balkanians as opposed to other Europeans

500 years of turk occupation leave you a poor bulgarian, 500 years of austrian occupation leave you austrian.
Croatia was with them for less time, and its already "not slavic, totally germanic goths, not balkan, mitteleuropa".

>ethnic conflicts

>bashing Serbia for "genocides"
>the only thing they tried to do was to fix this union from the parasites that ate its intestines (bosnia, croatia and slovenia)


yeah, fuck those bad serbs!!! Danke deutschland!!!!!

>biting the hand that feeds you, literally

>and its already "not slavic, totally germanic goths, not balkan, mitteleuropa".
you would be too if you lived in that region kek, being richer than your "balkan" counterparts, ofc you'd feel slight superiority complex
it started as a civil war in bosnia and serbs were victims too, but milosevic was a fucking idiot that kept starting shit, not that all serbs supported milosevic, there was an anti-milosevic movement that was semi-successful
youtube.com/watch?v=JuJf59g2pWA

I don't care about what happened,i just pointed out balkan has a negative vibe because of yugoslavia and their collapse inter conflicts.

Bulgaria,Greece,Romania were not involved in this.

We didn't lose our identity. Just as we did not turncoat into Catholics. The reason someone would say this is a bitter powerlessness. They will want you to believe that we got "contracted" by Austrians, who reshaped us, forced Catholicism on us and made us enemies of the Balkan
We were oriented towards the west and Catholic before there was even a mention of a consolidated Austrian entity.

We don't sit in Austrian bars and drink Julius Meinl or curse Balkanites every day. There are still strong Slavic and native elements in oir culture. We didn't get "germanized" except of a few loanwords up north. Don't think of Austrian rule here as revamping us and tearinf down our old ways. We stayed the same peasants pretty much, with the captions banned Slavic languages here and there when Austrians felt like peasants are getting too smart for their own good...

were also poorer than most of europe and have muslims, thank turks for both of those m8

Milosevic didn;t start shit, as a matter of fact, he started sanctions against Serbs in Croatia, and Serbs in Bosnia, so they were left to defend on their own.

Kosovo was like in Macedonia, terrorists starting shit, then when they got BTFO, they called best friend the ledjend

>muntean

>millions of millions dinars invested in every kind of infrastructure on those "republics"
>suddenly they need to leave the union because they've become greedy assholes
>Croats and Bosniaks also start terrorizing the Serbs of Croatia and Bosnia

yet people think the Serbian and Montenegrin parts of SFRJ should have just accepted that betrayal without any word

This stupid you are

>I don't care about what happened

>he claims the word "balkan" has a negative meaning
>when people try to explain to him, he says "lel idgaf"

back to Sup Forums, please

yeah I support serbia's actions in kosovo tbх, I know how shiptars operate, first sight of instability those fuckers start harassing civilians, but i dunno about bosnia, I had a great grandpa in a bosnian village and he told me that there were bosniaks beheading serbs, serbs hunting bosniaks and all that, just paramilitary madness m8

>Just as we did not turncoat into Catholics.

There are an estimated 3.7 million baptized Roman Catholics in Croatia which make 86,3% of the population according to the 2011 census.

when a westerner thinks of the balkan stereotypes ->croatia vs serbia, kosovo force,serbia bombing,war lords e.t.c

It is all thanks to yugoslavia.
Slovenia,Croatia,Serbia,Bosnia,Albania(cause of kosovo) and Macedonia.

Baznia was a madhouse, I too would kill everyone if they killed my cousins, or close relatives, so I can imagine how muslims and Serbs felt and what drove them to madness

>millions of millions dinars invested in every kind of infrastructure on those "republics"
>suddenly they need to leave the union because they've become greedy assholes

Literally Greece in the EU. Billions of investments, loans, debts erased, and now you feel like leaving.

when a european thinks of balkans they don't hate it because of yugo wars, they dislike it because of the muslims, poverty and immigrants who are criminals, these come from all over the balkans
yeah but all in all, there were only 25k casualties, thats nothing in modern civil war, bosnians treat that shit like the holocaust, lel

we dindu nuffin

We reached our pre-WWI potential during the Socialist Yugoslavia
I'd call that great monetary politics of both Yugoslavias. Then again, the second one was much better than the first one, but the second one was an unsustainable political tropical island lmao

didnt some bosnians start the war by shooting some serb wedding?

>moronic bulgarian child compares oranges, apples and other stuff with the cucumbers his mother put in his asshole every night

end yourself, moron

You did enough to fuck up the union

Yugoslavia was a fine place until politicians found out nationalism sells. And then all crumbled apart

Imagine where you could have been if there haven't been any genocides and stayed together as Union that has survived the fall of Communism and the turmoils of the 90s


Yugoslavia in the EU would have surely being one of the top 5 EU nations in terms of economy. This is just a proof that everybody lost by a team of morons from each side back then

o yeah I saw that in lepa sela lepo gore
youtube.com/watch?v=-GqCuD0hSk8

You didn't understand my post. Turncoat means (suddenly) change sides.
We accepted Christianity, departed with Roman influence (since it was Rome that baptised us, sabotaging Byzantines...it was a race apparently) during the schism and stayed that way till this very day
Incorporating other elements and their acceptance of Catholicism is another matter. It doesn't mean Croats changed their religion, but the subjects within accepted it

>greek mad at the truth

Stroking my penis tbqh.

wat did you mean by that

>rod prastari svi smo, a goti mi nismo, slavenstva smo drevnoga cest, ko drukcije kaze klevece i laze
mittleeuropans btfo'd :DDD

>It doesn't mean Croats changed their religion.

Croats literally changed their religion. It was one, Austrians conquered the place, and it became another.
Croatia adopted Austrian culture, religion, values, alphabet? I don't know nor care, but I think its obvious Austria was much better than Turkey at grinding nations down to better control them.

Have you thanked USA today, lads?

>Over two million bodies burried that led to the renewal of Yugoslavia post WWII, in two wars
>animosity built up ever since advanced form of communication and nation building began
>"Imagine if there were no genocides and
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It's really hard to imagine...

although we inherited a lot of ugly customs from the turks, while they inherited "civilized european" customs from the austrians :/

>when a european thinks of balkans they don't hate it because of yugo wars, they dislike it because of the muslims, poverty and immigrants who are criminals, these come from all over the balkans

I can' disagree but you can't deny what i said either.''Balkan'' negative meaning is associated a lot with the yugoslavia chapter.All these war lords,the conflicts that happened pretty much recently (20 years ago) are responsible for the shitty balkans image too.

lol

yeah maybe but general turk influence, poverty etc are what scarred this region way more than socialism or the wars did

>Croats literally changed their religion. It was one, Austrians conquered the place, and it became another.
>Croatia adopted Austrian culture, religion, values, alphabet?
Jesus Christ, even nationalist Serbs don't say things like these. Don't even think this like these, probably

>Over two million bodies burried that led to the renewal of Yugoslavia post WWII, in two wars

are you referring to the Balkan Wars and WW1, the war crimes of Ustashi and the others or any persecutions done by Tito after he got in power?

Isnt that the truth about Yugoslavia?

- Kosovo chimping out because of feeling neglected

- Milosevic held a speech with focus on Serbian interest

- Other Yugoslav members got worried about Yugoslavia now focusing only on Serbian interests

-Debate in congress fail, Slovenes leave congress

-Native serbians shipped to hotspots for paid protests

-Nationalistic tendencies in whole Yugoslavia grow

-The situation explodes when Slovenes declare independence

-10 day war and Yugoslav army got btfo'd by Slovenes

-Yugoslav leadership decides to not give a fuck as no Serbs live in Slovenia

-Croats declare independence

-War, war, war

-Macedonia declares independence and sneaks out of Yugoslavia without a bullet fired

-NATO gets sick of constant war and genocides and bombs you guys to reason

-peace

I dont see any relation between Austrian and Croatian culture

>illyrian
8/8
made me read.

Albania is the Medieval Latin name of the country, from the Medieval Greek Ἀλβανία Albania.

Vinland is today's Newfoundland, Canada.
Slobo lost Kosovo.
Euro 1992's expulsion was unjust.
Why must thou twistest the knife?

Croatia ruined the balkan image.