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>he fell for the meme edition

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cara

im gay

korean pop

rest in peace to those above

cunt

how's the SOVEREIGN UK going?

want nana to milk me desu

sheit

goal gf

Business idea: When your computer clock turns to 13:15 post a picture of Alan Titchmarsh

want to suck his penis

just saw my face in daylight in the mirror

i look bizarrely ugly

an ugly fucking mug was staring back at me

havent noticed that before

our nige lads

1 (ONE) WEEK TILL CHILCOT

Reminder that Poleaboo has started HRT

>taking the piss out of girls with minor disabilities

epic lad

this literally happened lmao

he called me whilst i was out, 10 minutes before he was supposed to

had to rush back ffs

hope blair gets fucked in the arse by a camel

delete

@61466792
lmao hahaha (don't care)

Same

She still only talks to 7/10+s lad

nothing will stick, Blair is on a different level now.

poleaboo is LITERALLY gonna top himself within 6 months now

cannot wait

I didnt

Honestly shocked to find a socially well adjusted person here 2bh

get fucked lad

I set up a new tinder yesterday, used as many bzzwords such as murder, murderer, rapist, serial killer, rape, psychopath and used some random chad pictures

got bare matches

>women

>>taking the piss out of girls with minor disabilities
>epic lad
>

need a qt gf to cuddle

corbyn out

>Honestly shocked to find a socially well adjusted person here 2bh

wasn't even taking the piss I was deadly serious

Yeah pretty sure this is the guy who is always trying to convince everyone around him that "anything can be made fun of!!!" as they avoid him

>wasn't even taking the piss I was deadly serious

>Pretty Patel becomes Tory leader
>Liz 'The Legs' Kendall becomes Labour leader

I look forward to sexy PMQs

wish the brexit discussion had never started

even if we leave things will be fucked

How quickly until actual cat fights occur

Radwanska is my 3dpd waifu desu

>Yeah pretty sure this is the guy who is always trying to convince everyone around him that "anything can be made fun of!!!" as they avoid him

>paki patel
>sexy

aging well

what is this weather hahaha

>whoa bro thats too far dude

people who support the death penalty can never be sexy

>Cameron to Corbyn: For heaven's sake man, go

are you 16?

Told you I was getting them

>people who support the death penalty can never be sexy

looks disgusting but enjoy it

>Cameron to girl behind Boost Juice counter: For heaven's sake, mango

...

>are you 16?

audibly chuckled

Clearly not, I'd also like to add I work with people with learning disabilities you complete and utter runt.

>looks disgusting but enjoy it

posting on /brit/ does not count as work

Watching The Simpsons Season 5 Episode 3: Homer Goes to College

2 pence in debt lads

>Clearly not, I'd also like to add I work with people with learning disabilities you complete and utter runt.

>Season
FOY

*keeps things ticking over in midfield*

Virgin media guy left me with his funny meter thing

haha
....
*looks outside as the rain pours down*
*sighs*
could really go for a mango magic right about now

fuck off
you're jealous because we have a full time job

wanked twice so far this day

NNNNERRRRRRD

I've got a funny metre thing in my boxers

ask an 18 year old who only dates guys at least 10 years older than her anything

they have boost in the uk?

...

the only action post by you I've chuckled at

kill yourself

0161

hey im 20 will you date me? (keep in mind that 18+10 = 20 :P)

>her

where did all the english chat shit get banged posters go?

>works with people with disabilities
>takes the piss out of people with disabilities on the internet

one of these is true, the other is not
grow up you child

what's in the mystery box?

018 018

10pm
*hears indistinct screaming coming from out front*
what the...
*head out to the front porch*
it's coming from down the street
*walks out to the road and peers down the street*
it's foggy, cold, and insects are chirping all around me
through the fog, I can make out a vague silhouette of what looks to be a person, w-with an an enlarged head
two lights spaced apart like eyes, six feet above the ground turn on and pierce the fog in my direction
*my sphincter clenches*
it's moving fast, getting closer, now screaming louder
*the hair on my neck stands up, I run back to my porch and get behind the door, hoping I wasn't spotted*
peering through my ajar door, heart racing, the lights shine like a car just passing in the night
*REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE........*
my stomach drops as hear the being screech
*shaking, I open the door wider.*
a frail young man wearing a mechanical green mask continues directly forward, as if on a mission
he is running, though apparently out of breath. one of his improvised 'eyes' is flickering
i'm not quiet sure how to process the sight
*having past most of the way, I again head out onto the porch*
*reeeeeeeeeee......*
I hear now more faint.
*thinking to myself he'll probably be picked up by authorities sometimes soon, I head back inside*
what is his story, I wonder.

How does one become a slag?

hahaha what is your fucking deal ay

damn....

0800 00....

he's disabled mate

>grow up you child

Ah yes brexit

GLOBAL COLLAAAAPSE

it's recovering because it looks like we'll be keeping free movement of people after all

racists BTFO

People are always going to take the piss out of people with learning disabilities, more so on Sup Forums/internet.

The fact that you're trying to stop them is hilarious.

it's rising?

>mocks disabled people
>tries to take the higher ground

ahh yes

Doing a poo

...

The only good thing to come of this, is the fucking receiving by millennial progressives in the UK.

youtube.com/watch?v=KbfqxUpJdF0

This is what they deserve for betraying Rhodesia, South Africa and Biafra.

>tries to take the higher ground
it's "moral high ground" you spastic

hob along now lmao

The fire rises.

ED MILIBAND