Japanese Thread / 日本語スレッド

This thread is for the discussion of the language, culture, travel, daily life, etc. of Japan.
Let's tark at randam in Japanese and English. Take it easy!

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examiner.com/article/why-has-south-korea-still-not-apologized-to-the-vietnam-comfort-women-2
change.org/p/president-park-geun-hye-apologize-for-the-systemic-rape-of-vietnamese-women-during-the-vietnam-war
youtube.com/watch?v=RWMFMB5W52o
youtube.com/watch?v=TMGoEXZKfUY&t=88
express.co.uk/news/world/684259/George-Soros-100-million-euro-bet-Deutsche-bank-collapse-shares-EU-referendum-Brexit
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あんやと

Guy has derpy eyes.
Woman is gorgeous.

ore wa nippon

おつー!富士山?

英語離脱の国民投票

うん、富士山だよ

投票用紙は英語のみ

まんまんみてちんちんおっき

それはノンケという病気という
かなり深刻なので早く治せばいい

おつ

山梨側からだね
見る場所や季節によって雰囲気変わるから良いね。

ごちんちんの画像を貼れば正確に診断できると思うよ

>ノンケという病気
えっ!?

高校生の時に皆でホテルの無料AV観たり本屋でエロ本みたりしながら皆で
「なんでこんなのを男子って喜ぶんだろうね。毛を見てもつまんなくね?」って言いあってたわ
今でも思うけどストーリー性って必要ないの?

そうだよ
医療始めないとチンポが外れる
治し方は簡単だよ
おしゃぶり一服で治る

でもホモがやらないと効かない
女がやると悪化するらしい

世の中みんな病気じゃねぇかw
そのまま保存治療で逝こうと思います

だからエロゲームが人気でたんじゃないか

毛にストーリーは必要ない

based Ichiro Suzuki
He isn't good at English and needs a interpreter, but he has been studying Spanish for a few years and he talks with players from Spanish speaking countries, since he thinks they would be happy if he speaks Spanish.

エロゲが実写ならもっと需要があるんじゃないかと思うけどそこは違うもの?
というかそもそもAVにストーリー性が無いのが解せないんだ

一応、AVにも企画物や生徒と教師や看護婦みたいなストーリものも有るけれど、
アニメみたいなのは現実の制限を超えれるところが魅力ではないだろうか。
あと基本的に、そこまでじっくり見てる人も少数だろと思う。

ばーちゃんち行ったら戦前の中等学校の教科書が出てきた。

>go to 2chan
>click random board
>all threads are pretty much cp

Why are you japs pedos?

穴はおしゃぶりする方?される方?
テク上手いの?

ぜひ鑑定団へ

…じっくり観すぎてたから画面変わって急にそれ!?って逆にゲラゲラしてしまったのかも
>アニメみたいなのは現実の制限を超えれる
でもそうなったら結局人間同士現実を超える事はできないだろうにと思うけどなー
男ん人はそこまでみてなくて毛とか場面が大事?らしいのはやっぱり不思議

あ、ちんぽが外れてきた

no one can understand japs' thoughts

初めまして?

>2chan
Can foreign IP access ?

>no one can understand gooks' thoughts

>結局人間同士現実を超える事はできないだろうに
ここ、よく意味が分からない。
>毛とか場面が大事?らしいのはやっぱり不思議
一般的に男の方が即物的だよ。サクッと抜きたいという人も多いだろうし、逆に、こういうのがお勧めとか有る?

石油のこととか書いてある?

Why not give it another try?

If I’m at a restaurant with a friend, and he says he will be drinking tea, and asks me what I want, can I say
おちゃものみます。
?

もう帰っちゃったから分からないや。

JAP APOLOGIZE TO US

...

僕は日本人じゃない

HAHAHA WHY?

私もお茶飲みます

なるほど。
日本の教育は基本的に明治から変わらないはずなんだ。
戦前ってのはそこからの脱却を図って暴れてたわけだから。
結局失敗して元の道だがw
でも旬なネタなら面白そうだ。
アジア中心と書いてあるのも少し面白い。

Also, is this grammatically correct?
紅茶を二つとケーキとパフェを一つ下さい
”Two black teas, and one cake and parfait"

Yes.

It's quite unlike you to give up.

こんばんは、ペル君

一緒にジャップ劣等列島に原爆を落としませんか?

Frogs appeared.

war crime :^)

Arigatou gozaimasu nihonjin

Was busy

>現実を超える事はできない
エロゲの事はよくわからないのに幼げな割には体の発達したロリっぽい(ゴメン)子が…みたいなイメージしかなくて申し訳ないけど
展開にしろ行為にしろ現実の物を超えた所に興奮ポイントを持ってきても一生それを生で体験できないならしょうがなくね?と思うって事だよ
でもサクッと抜くには場面で十分って事かー
お勧め…無いッス
むしろこっちが聞きたい

There are Korean war crimes (including death penalty) in ww2.
Let's apologize with together.

...

We don't have to apologize because we were forced to do that by you japs : ^ )

Why could'nt Gooks resis?

then apologize for the rapes the 800 000 koreans soldiers did during the vietnam war
korea is also a war criminal

examiner.com/article/why-has-south-korea-still-not-apologized-to-the-vietnam-comfort-women-2

we resisted though

alone

change.org/p/president-park-geun-hye-apologize-for-the-systemic-rape-of-vietnamese-women-during-the-vietnam-war

youtube.com/watch?v=RWMFMB5W52o

ちゅっ ちゅっ ちゅっ

What for? What's bad about throwing a gook into vacuum room and kill it for scientific purpose?

If we glorious Japanese Imperial Army didn't invaded and massacred you, you were still an uncivilized poop-eating, Chinese colonized cockroaches. Japan, what a kind and nice country.

>Chinks didn't give up until reverse the situation
Did gooks fought in Japan partner?

Stop using a ploxy

>a ploxy

youtube.com/watch?v=TMGoEXZKfUY&t=88

Netouyo Shi Ne

>ploxy

kek, learn2english, dumb jap

arone

Lai Dai Han - the group of people who were born from Vietnamese women who were raped by Korean soldiers

ドンドンドンドンドンドン

pun level: gaijin

何ぞその音

99% of the nations abused other humans

humans are an agressive race
thats why I dont plan to have kids
let the humanity dissapear

Oh I'm sure your decision will be one of enormous impact, Peru.

>61475316

I DID NOT give you permission to reply to me, NEVER reply to me again you stupid fucking jap monkey

No, there ware 50 times of volunteer soldiers for recruitment in the Korean Peninsula..
Korean wanted to fight as Japanese very much at that time.

Are they called Bee Zed or Bee Zee?

ビーズ(biizu)

The fuck? You skin cancer monkeys are inferior to we Japanese.
So I decide the right to reply to you or not.
You white inferior gorilla-looking monkeys were spread from one DNA mutated guy. You call me monkeys? Don't make me laugh you malformation creatures.
Look at your primitive man like face. Look at your hairy body like animals. See? Now you are more close to monkeys. White monkeys, 笑い.
Fucking die of a skin cancer you inferior malformations.
Let's not forget to wear sunglasses to avoid eyeballs cancer, 笑い.

sweet

...

>japs are learning to banter and construct English sentences that make sense

unbelievable

fuck off france

But asian and black people have flat gorilla faces??

>61476487

Learn your place you inferior jap, you are below white people.

Now apologize to your master you fucking monkey or you get no bananas

>Now apologize to your master you fucking monkey or you get no bananas
fucking hell
i'm gonna stick around for a bit

...

haha
are they ching chongs or nips?

express.co.uk/news/world/684259/George-Soros-100-million-euro-bet-Deutsche-bank-collapse-shares-EU-referendum-Brexit

probably from china

No that's not right. We enslaved you skin cancer monkeys and forced to dig a hole till yall die. So I am a higher person than you. You the master? Nah笑い. I, The master of the slaves.
You want another torture from Imperial Japanese Army?
White monkeys are said that they are resistant to cold. So we thrown Ketous to a freezer room for scientific experiments. But not for fun, not because we hate you. We Japanese are kind and not barbarous like you racist criminals.

You know what, I actually missed Thailand. Welcome back, shitposting friend.

your cock is small so even the poorest african man is superior to you

while you need to work your entire life to earn money and then impress woman, any black man can give the ultimate pleasure to any woman instantly

this
these threads are boring without him

What's a "Ketou"?

It means "friend".

what das aniki mean?