tulips from amsterdam edition
/brit/
karen
karen kujou
araca
she dont wanna understand but I have a plan
maisie
Kyary
HOW DO I DO IT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
*shits pants*
someone pulled that shortchange scam on me today
had a queue out the door and had to close the till and ring the manager
Debating killing myself
*knock knock*
*BANG*
that's how long it takes for a burglar to break into your home, what do you defend yourself with??
what does a girl mean when she says she's got a 'wide-on'
she look like Quasimodo truck
Three more doors
...
he'd have to fight his way past the piss bottles first
this 2bh
why is she so hot lads?
This happened to me once recently but I was out the door before I realised it
pls no
the person you replied to is the original banter, i guessed it
git gud
The katana I keep sheathed by my bedside. I've
Heh, nice try mate
kek
wrote a very emotional post in the last thread lads..
fire extinguisher
RIP
have a wooden baseball bat thats so old it quite possibly just breaks on the first hit but its something
ask this guy
are you the one that wanted to ask her out?
did you ever ask her out?
;)
*cackles maniacally*
who is posting all the karen in [s4s]
Anyone tried viapro and does it work?
definitely not me
Wew lad just tried something else and the trip was permed for cp
What's a roadman? Man who fixes the roads?
youtube.com
fukn tune la's
man's on road
was looking up what the "short change scam" was and came across this interesting list en.wikipedia.org
all me
It is inevitable
>When experiencing intense erotic excitement, a lady's vaginal cavity expands to allow entry of penis/fist/vegetable etc
Gripping stuff, might submit this website to the /brit/ reading group
JUST FUCK MY SHIT UUUUUUUUUP
...
It's coming and you know it
baited for this exact response
Are Filthy Frank, Idubbbz and MaxMoeFoe watched by more normies now?
Feeling really bad my dog died today lads
why is it called a dutch oven? do nederlanders fart alot?
its a generic response do not feel proud of yourself worm
from you
If you know about them then yeah
Fucking mainstream, man...
anglo bullying because they're butthurt, they've made so many sayings with dutch in them and and as far as i know they're all negative
damn, that's rough
cheer up pal x
They do veggie kebabs?
>newpapers
is this the dark ages
how much did he get?
because they were made in the netherlands
Gwenth Paltrow looks rough on HARDtalk a t m.
>filthy "I'm not funny but i have a hoarse voice lol" frank
should probably go to bed
sleep is the mother-in-law of death
its actually a generic response from you and so i was posting it ironically actually
in my mind i have won and thats all that matters
Confidence is a preference for the habitual voyeur
Of what is known as...
Austria GP this weekend la
sweet dreams
Parklife?
...
Went out for Lunch today.
Had medium rare sirloin steak with crispy chips and peas.
Bloody excellent meal.
Never got the hype about steak. Thought it was something men pretended to like just to be men like Top Gear and women. But steak is fucking great.
KING NIGGER NEEDS TO GO
Think I care about big cars that go vroom vroom around a road to go faster than the other Vrooms Vrooms? Nah m8, the Irish poster might though quite the bender.
gotta die fast
Literally took her the vet yesterday thinking she had a bug and it was liver cancer, just out of no where
heh.. now what?
You ever have those days that you've lived before, dozens of times. The ones where you tell yourself that all thise problems will get solved soon,maybe not right away but there's that thing coming up in a few months and this will be it, it's gonna be this summer, maybe winter, definitely by next summer. Then after that its just smooth sailing. Except it's been 3 years and you're still hoping it's next month. Uni didn't change shit and you're probably unhappier than before. The worst part is slowly understanding that this is what your life is, no matter what kind of material change happens. It's still gonna be the same shit and the same you at the centre of it all and you don't accept it so much as begin to feel numb.
Wish I could give up, waiting for the good days is getting tiring.
At least she isn't suffering la x
gf kid
need to get up at 5am for work
is it worth going to bed?
Yes. Every day.
yes
fuck..
was half expecting kev to appear desu
RIP
I'm not religious but I like to believe that there's a pet heaven.
*apparates*
*calls up thailad*
...
Hello this is Thailad
i expect the edit to be completed by 1pm tomorrow
night night xo
cya kid
damn, that fast? i knew like a month ahead of time i had to put my dog down
worst month of my life desu
Going to bed
Don't stay up too late you lot
And NO midnight snacks!
You've been ignoring my calls for four years. What changed?
We have a son btw. I told him you were dead, it seemed... better than the truth
*invades /brit/*
I'm going to bed with you if that's okay
Good night
VERY important laddos
Sleep tite, you crazy kids xox