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karen

karen kujou

araca

she dont wanna understand but I have a plan

maisie

Kyary

HOW DO I DO IT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

*shits pants*

someone pulled that shortchange scam on me today
had a queue out the door and had to close the till and ring the manager

Debating killing myself

*knock knock*
*BANG*

that's how long it takes for a burglar to break into your home, what do you defend yourself with??

what does a girl mean when she says she's got a 'wide-on'

she look like Quasimodo truck

Three more doors

...

he'd have to fight his way past the piss bottles first

this 2bh

why is she so hot lads?

This happened to me once recently but I was out the door before I realised it

pls no

the person you replied to is the original banter, i guessed it

git gud

The katana I keep sheathed by my bedside. I've

Heh, nice try mate

kek

wrote a very emotional post in the last thread lads..

fire extinguisher

RIP

have a wooden baseball bat thats so old it quite possibly just breaks on the first hit but its something

ask this guy

are you the one that wanted to ask her out?
did you ever ask her out?

;)


*cackles maniacally*

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who is posting all the karen in [s4s]

Anyone tried viapro and does it work?

definitely not me

Wew lad just tried something else and the trip was permed for cp

What's a roadman? Man who fixes the roads?

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fukn tune la's

man's on road

was looking up what the "short change scam" was and came across this interesting list en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_confidence_tricks

all me

It is inevitable

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>When experiencing intense erotic excitement, a lady's vaginal cavity expands to allow entry of penis/fist/vegetable etc

Gripping stuff, might submit this website to the /brit/ reading group

JUST FUCK MY SHIT UUUUUUUUUP

...

It's coming and you know it

baited for this exact response

Are Filthy Frank, Idubbbz and MaxMoeFoe watched by more normies now?

Feeling really bad my dog died today lads

why is it called a dutch oven? do nederlanders fart alot?

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its a generic response do not feel proud of yourself worm

from you

If you know about them then yeah

Fucking mainstream, man...

anglo bullying because they're butthurt, they've made so many sayings with dutch in them and and as far as i know they're all negative

damn, that's rough
cheer up pal x

They do veggie kebabs?

>newpapers
is this the dark ages

how much did he get?

because they were made in the netherlands

Gwenth Paltrow looks rough on HARDtalk a t m.

>filthy "I'm not funny but i have a hoarse voice lol" frank

should probably go to bed

sleep is the mother-in-law of death

its actually a generic response from you and so i was posting it ironically actually

in my mind i have won and thats all that matters

Confidence is a preference for the habitual voyeur
Of what is known as...

Austria GP this weekend la

sweet dreams

Parklife?

...

Went out for Lunch today.

Had medium rare sirloin steak with crispy chips and peas.

Bloody excellent meal.

Never got the hype about steak. Thought it was something men pretended to like just to be men like Top Gear and women. But steak is fucking great.

hahah

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KING NIGGER NEEDS TO GO

Think I care about big cars that go vroom vroom around a road to go faster than the other Vrooms Vrooms? Nah m8, the Irish poster might though quite the bender.

gotta die fast

Literally took her the vet yesterday thinking she had a bug and it was liver cancer, just out of no where

heh.. now what?

You ever have those days that you've lived before, dozens of times. The ones where you tell yourself that all thise problems will get solved soon,maybe not right away but there's that thing coming up in a few months and this will be it, it's gonna be this summer, maybe winter, definitely by next summer. Then after that its just smooth sailing. Except it's been 3 years and you're still hoping it's next month. Uni didn't change shit and you're probably unhappier than before. The worst part is slowly understanding that this is what your life is, no matter what kind of material change happens. It's still gonna be the same shit and the same you at the centre of it all and you don't accept it so much as begin to feel numb.

Wish I could give up, waiting for the good days is getting tiring.

At least she isn't suffering la x

gf kid

need to get up at 5am for work

is it worth going to bed?

Yes. Every day.

yes

fuck..

was half expecting kev to appear desu

RIP

I'm not religious but I like to believe that there's a pet heaven.

*apparates*

*calls up thailad*

...

Hello this is Thailad

i expect the edit to be completed by 1pm tomorrow

night night xo

cya kid

damn, that fast? i knew like a month ahead of time i had to put my dog down
worst month of my life desu

Going to bed

Don't stay up too late you lot

And NO midnight snacks!

You've been ignoring my calls for four years. What changed?

We have a son btw. I told him you were dead, it seemed... better than the truth

*invades /brit/*

I'm going to bed with you if that's okay

Good night

VERY important laddos

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Sleep tite, you crazy kids xox