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Americans edition

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How do we fix North America, /cum/?

cuck

By giving me Canadian citizenship.

cuck

as God intended

>You will never go sniping romans on horse back with jesus.

Honestly that looks pretty good to me

also this

STOP POSTING THIS. NORTHERN BC CLAY DOES NOT BELONG TO YOU PRAIRIE OILNIGGERS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

why aren't the US and Canada one beautiful super nation? Why won't Canada move in with us? I thought they moved on from Europe. We're just so good for each other

Seriously need a canadian gf, stat

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because theyre autistic frenchfags

all i want for my birthday is a big booty hoe

>still get to be apart of the US
I don't see a problem here.

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I need a Québécoise gf

California won't get any part of Oregon and neither will anyone else, delete this garbage

c-c-cananon
you're so brash

>buttblasted Oregonfags

Your state is irrelevant and will literally be annexed by California within our lifetimes.

i went cone racing with friends today
did not do so well but had lots of fun

for 20 bucks would recommend to anyone with a car

some guys were running thier momma's camry

where was this picture taken?

hue

The United States will continue to exist for generations to come. delusional to think otherwise

THICCER

Alberta

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>The United States will continue to exist for generations to come
>delusional to think otherwise

Oh I'm laffin'.

The kid with the gun looks like one of my cousins

what an argument. didn't expect anything else

i need a gf

anything would do

Oh, you mean like the argument you gave for HOW it's going to last for "generations to come"?

It seems like you guys are constantly one week away from another civil war, and there are more mass shootings than there are days in a year. Not to mention the shitshow that are your race relations, and the upcoming election.

That's not how a stable country looks, user.

Ou lalà

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>muh race relations

cuck

Me on the left

the US would certainly never allow rebellion within it's own borders. we've been through worse (see Civil Wart)

Want to drink so fucking badly but i know i shouldn't.
Once i start i wont stop.

Me in the front

>the US would certainly never allow rebellion within it's own borders

And it should never get to that point.

But it will. You know it, I know it, and everybody in this thread knows it.

It's only a matter of time. Whether it's going to happen next week or next century we'll just have to see, but it's guaranteed to happen. And that's not how a stable country should be.

>A FUCKING BLOB

Si en una rosa estas tu
Si en cada respirar estas tu
Como te voy a olvidar

dont user
i dont want you 2 b sad

i hate that song

>next week or next century

wtf man, of course something like that could easily happen in 100 years, are you retarded? Technically Canada could "easily" have a civil war in 100 years.

Neither do I user

In America's defense, no enormous and populous "empire" has ever gone on without fracturing eventually. They just get too big and diverse to maintain. Rome, Egypt, Greece, Great Britain, China, USSR, etc., all either fractured, split, suffered numerous civil wars, etc.

Will they eventually break up? Yes
Will it be their own fault?
Yes
Is it in any way unavoidable and is America actually pretty good at avoiding and stalling it?
Seem to be

Before you get too smug remember that we are more likely to fracture and lose Québec than they are to in our lifetimes.

Can we summon the Canadian poster that keeps on posting picture?

I'm sorry

Me on the left

*that keeps on posting this picture

For some odd reason I crack up at these ghetto grainy memes.

buds and hombres

They used to be funny, but once you've seen one you've seen them all. It's a meme that tries to be funny by over-exaggerating itself.

you think that's pretty clever don't you boy?
youtube.com/watch?v=BciOfJsqh7M

...et amis

>Liking radioshit
>Any punk rock
>ever
>And ever

"I-It's gonna collapse eventually." No shit. Do you think you're dropping a bombshell or something? All empires will collapse. Even the most "stable" of irrelevant
nations are not guaranteed to survive indefinitely. In 50 years any tranquil and "stable" country could cease to exist for a variety of reasons.
The USA wouldn't have the power and influence they do today if it weren't for their volatility.

Que delícia de rabo

Ass so good I forgot how to speak English for a moment

>radiohead
>punk
You are retarded bud

you lost, monkeyboi? zoo's that way
*points that way*

Is Toronto the worst city in the New World?

I'm lost in your eyes, baby

What would you call it then?
Grunge?

I had a friend who listened to all the songs CONSTANTLY EVERY DAY.
Imagine it.
I had to work next to a guy blasting the same shitty song over and over for two years until HE GOT CANCER AND DIED.

NO REMORSE
WHAT IF YOU HAD TO EAT TURNIPS FOR TWO YEARS
THAT'S EXACTLY THE SAME SITUATION.
FUUUUUCK.

Mon dieu, mon cœur, une enorme noir cochon bum

Ass so good I forgot how to speak English for a moment

i dunno LOL

Shoegaze / alternative rock

like Louisiana?

We're all gonna make it lads.

wtf is shoegaze

THE DESUSTORAGE ARCHIVE IS DOWN
I REPEAT
THE DESUSTORAGE ARCHIVE IS DOWN

Also Maine, New Hampshire, and Vermont

My god, My heart, An enormous black pig ass.
>Shoegaze
I don't even want to start an argument here
We are dealing with superetard forces here.

old news

Am I a loser if I occasionally drive out somewhere at night with a soda and smoke cigs by myself?

It's not down, only the domain, the website is still up at its new domain over here: cuckchan.org

Sub-genre of alternative rock
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shoegazing

do you like this then?
youtube.com/watch?v=mS8Th4O8VT4

We have experience dealing with autistic former french colonies so we'll take it if guys don't want it.

having time to urself doesnt make you a loser user

Thank you for translating my freind?
Merci pour le traduction mon ami ?

You're a loser because you still willing kill your lungs, not because you're lonely.

Eh, It isn't bad but it isn't good either.
6/10
Noice sax
Pas de probleme mon amie de l'est.

Oh, we want it, we also have experience with this. Nothing feels better than forcing the French to live under the British Queen's rule. They can't even buy things without having to look at her. It's glorious

you are now manually breathing, blinking, and swallowing your saliva

This, everyone needs a way to sort out thoughts or just tune out the world. Hell, even if you do NO thinking while you're out, that can be helpful in and of itself

The second some scientist proves what comes after I'm killing myself if it seems good

Are you that weird crossdresser with the broken dick?

t-t-thanks

I believe in reincarnation.
Maybe in this life if we do good and be helpful and stuff and contribute we get born into a bird or even a baby again.

>tfw my very loving Mexican gf left me
>probably never gonna see her again
>only grill who ever tolerated my autism/jadedness
>Yet thinking about her is literally difficult, like my mind is trying to block it out

I've never felt these feels before.

Are you by chance of Buddhist faith?

>tfw my flash hider makes freedom literally ring with every shot

Birds seem to have it best, but I can't lie to myself like that friendo

Sorry to hear buckaroo.
Why did she leave?

yo we're r all my hommies
youtube.com/watch?v=w_Cvo4nWLyQ&index=8&list=LLLUhk-0Mf8hWs_aDkhLMX7g

>tfw invited to discord groups but too timid to start talking

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Thanks man, she was only here on an exchange. She hated this place, and frankly I don't want to live in Mexico either.

Sometimes I very clearly remember what is was like being with her, and I break down because it felt really good. But then the next day I feel better.

The nightmares came back after she left though. I've seen a lot of shit. That might be the worst.

Nah, I'm half native. Maybe that's the reason or something. I just believe it. There can't be anything after death but a brief second of darkness and then you are reborn. Poof. I somehow just know it is real somehow.