What's the optimal programming language?

What's the optimal programming language?

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C

Install gentoo.

IT JUST DEPENDS

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It depends here are a few great languages
- C (not C++ it's good for learning but is shit later)
- Haskell (hard mode)
- swift
all dying languages are shit
also remember php is shit

That's like asking what bear is best.

C# for most things

winfag

LRA (Russian Loli Acrobat)

Python

It's probably a bad idea to write a kernel in Python

opcodes

Honestly I think c# is a pretty solid language if:

Resources are no issue
Working on a Microsoft ecosystem

So if it's enterprise related that's your best bet

C
Lisp
Swift
Python

C
Assembly
JavaScript

Holy C

That's a specimen right there

Holy C
but seriously this

Who wudda thot

lol

HTML!

What do you actually use Lisp for?

she can jump so well because she's flat as a board.

Java, more people use Android that any other OS.

JavaScript

Arduino may run your program using a single AAA battery and a boost converter

I would suggest starting off in Python and/or C.

I learned Python and realized I actually don't know where or what to use it for besides doing programming exercises everyday. How do you fellas get creative? Should I learn something else?

All bear is best bear.

Assembly.

"Forgot" your tripcode again Terry?

tfw no qt 3.14 Russkie high jumper gf

>swift

Rust, at least according to these faggots.

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Go
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Please do.

xor yourself heretic bastard

Fortran for scientific computing.

THIS!!!!

Who is this semen demon?

C++ is the all around best language.

HTML Is not a programming language you retard.

I was in the same position as you till I gave C a shot,

C
Python
Lisp

Replace Python for Ruby then list is complete.

It is. You PROGRAM a website to DO stuff

LaTeX

I want her to impale herself on my erect cock

You markup your text for better visibility*

Nah, why on earth would you learn Ruby?

Whatever you need for the task.
But there are languages that are just better than others on the same task.
Like pascal and C do the same shit (shit .exe's) but C beats pascal at it.
Javascript absolutely demolishes everything else at web page local code execution because the other alternatives are just flash or java.

HTML is not Turing complete. It can't be. It is not a machine.

fpbp

You don't program a fucking website retard.
Go back to child friendly reddit this is a 18+ website.

Brainfuck!
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anything with channels and alternation

optimal for what?

papiesz

>Go back to child friendly reddit this is a 18+ website.
I'd suggest you act your age but I don't want a tantrum going on here.

What's the best tool?

Directly inputting the op codes into a binary.

watson api

>Loli
she looks like she's as tall as the fucking bar and that's at like 6 ft isn't it

more of this cute slut

would fuck the shit outta that skelly

C showing its speed once again.

>it's good for learning but is shit later
>

Her name is literally on the front of her vest. lmao
>Yuliya Levchenko

You just pip install kernel then import kernel

Tell me a a place where haskell shines...
...
...
...
You get it, haskell is good for nothing.

/thread

She has a nice ass though

...

Tall loli

Oppai loli exist, so I don't see why this can't.

Please have a black boyfriend.

but can she kode like Klossy?

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>not too tall
>not to short
>her tits will always be firm

Damn, shes perfect.

banking, finance, economics.

Assembly.

Next question:

-What is the best color?
-What is the best drink?
-What tastes better?
-What's the best place to live?
-How can I suck cock best?

In all seriousness, this is one of the reasons I don't step into programming

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