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Godspeed, then.

Morning /cum/

morning love

Morning

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She's 12, that's highly illegal m8

No she's not

Haven't seen you around in a while
How goes it?

> Pink
First grade, 12-13
> Blue
Second grade, 13-14
> Wine colored
Third grade, 14-15
It's illegal
t. mexican who attended a school with those same uniforms

She is an adult model for the uniforms mi amigi

Is that true Americans use books only to wipe their ass?

Just wanked

I use mine to roll joints

The communist manifesto usually.

We also use them to throw at criminals when they walk out of court, and sometimes as kindling in the Black Friday lines

impressive

Bonjour, comment ça va ?

This is funny because when I was a kid I talked to a missionary that had gone to Russia. He tokd us about how destitute and poor it was, and how censorship made many books illegal, to illustrate his point he brought back some Russian toilet paper, which still had fucking wood grain in it and was basically just a roll of tree bark.
This was probaly around 1991, about the same time American author Toni Morrison was recieving the Nobel Prize in literature.

/cum/ will become a reality soon lads

>Toni Morrison
Literally who?
Russia was alwways the most reading country despite "censorship". You could secretly get any book in the soviet Russia if you wanted to. And for the past 20 years we didn't have any censorship.

I've never seen any single Anglo on this board which hadn't modern retarded interests like anime, games, watching movies, drawing cartoons or guns and crap like that.

My American History teacher in high school was a socialist and devoted entire days to preaching his agenda
What was yours like?

The exact opposite.
He was a blast.
We even got to watch Air Force One, Evil Dead 2, and that one movie with Clint Eastwood in it about a guy trying to assassinate the president.

Bof. Il etait deja meilleur, mais il peut être plus mauvais.

A good, well meaning spanish man, but a shit teacher.

My AP Euro class had a student teacher that admitted he was a marxist and suggested we all read Marx if we really wanted to understand the economy"

Toni Morrison is a Nobel laureate, mostly for her novel "Beloved." A ghastly ghost story that takes place among a group of former slaves. It's actually a very good book.
Yes, America is a very big country, with lots of peopke, literally millions of retarded ones, but also some of the greatest literature ever. In fact, I would rank Russia, France, Britain, and America, as the leading nations in high literature. America has dozens of workd class authors like Hemingway, Faulkner, McCarthy, Dikinson, Hawthorne, Whitman, Longfellow. Poe, Thompson, Melville, etc.

I don't have a smug enough anime girl laughing behind a hand for this.

Desolé

My history teacher was pretty based for a german history teacher.
She got upset though when I said france had WW II coming, because of Versailles and some other stuff. But she was funny and relatively chill.

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Good work, leaf. Trump will spare you during the invasion

We were taught that strict rules imposed by the Versailles Treaty were a leading cause of WWII. It's not a controversial statement over here. If you crush people, tear up abd split their lands, remove their ability to defend themselves, and take all their money, eventually they will fight back.

We also kearned tbat it was the stupid shit in the fine print of the treaty that allowed WWII to happen, retarded stuff like clauses saying that Germany could match Britain in naval tonnage so long as 2 years notice were given.

Don't fuck a country over, but give them loopholes with which to build massive war machines.

Mine was a hardline feminist and typical liberal sjw
Nothing too out of the ordinary

That's pretty cool. Well at least in my school it was kind of risky to say such things but you know how things go here, you'll be the Nazi for everyone. I had luck and found some people who agreed with me, so that the others couldn't label me as a racist or what ever.
Memes about the endless guilt complex here are unfortunately true.

Fucking finally
I'm dying to travel to the USA and shower them with my pesos buying all the niche shit I can't find on this hellhole

High school teacher was an idiot who just got the job because he was a coach who needed a teaching position

all other history teachers were some of the most based dudes I knew growing up and instilled a love of history in me, I probably would've studied it in college but I wanted to be the one kid in my family who didn't graduate with a useless degree

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Live government announcement about Marijuana by the Health Canada

Lets hope they'll give us a present for Canada day :^)

Welp they just announced the members of the task force and that they REFUSE to decriminalise.

Boring

Why, g'mornin there my fellow compatriots of the United States of America!
How do you do this mighty fine morning?! Eaten any cheesy boigas yet today?! xD

No, but I put some nacho cheese powder in my eggs

I'm probably gonna head to the food truck down the block from my office. All fresh ingredients and affordable

Lel the Chinese guy that shipped my cabels was named "Seaman Wang"

ha hi hu he ho

>Feels like it's gonna rain like dogs and cats later

>and that they REFUSE to decriminalize.
KEK

Good morning

ohio

Time for pre-lunch tea buds

Morning weeb

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My AP American History teacher was pretty based. He was a former accountant who got sick of accounting and just decided to return to graduate school for history. He also wrote a crazy dissertation on the Civil War. I honestly miss the banter I had with him.

>cloning a disk but too scared to change default block size for dd
it's going to take 12 hours for 500 GB

You can do it my dude

When I was in a US HS for my exchange year, my history teacher just so happened to be the football Coach so it was just a complete blow-off class. He was nice enough though and constantly kept asking me about Germany since that was his muh heritage

All in all HS in the Deep South was blacker and better than expected

I believe in you if you believe in me

Fuck forgot to Quote

My waifu

I want to take a trip to Canada after this
Which city is the most Canadian/has the most patriotic Canadians?

>Toni Morrison is a Nobel laureate, mostly for her novel "Beloved." A ghastly ghost story that takes place among a group of former slaves.
Is it preachy? Also,
>taking banter seriously

Whatchu gon' get?

Midway reading your post I was about to ask you where you had gone to high school in because back when I was in high school there was this one German exchange student who I shared American history class with, and the teacher was also a football coach.
And I thought maybe that was you.
But it just couldn't be possible because first of all she was a girl and also she seemed to be quite normie, also my American history teacher was actually pretty damn good, he was a performer, I enjoyed his class more than any other.

catchy, but also it's something that could easily be considered a guilty pleasure.

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The deep south is a wild place.
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Why do you Americans keep grabbing your nuts and playing with your genitals when you are entering my restaurant? Do you not realize you look like uncultured baboons? Not even niggers do that here

The fuck? I've never seen anyone do this in public.

>mom calls me back right in the middle of jacking off
Now after a 7 minute conversation am I just supposed to start again? Jesus

I've only seen American niggers do that.

That being said, Americans are more open people, so may not realize they are being rude when doing something like adjusting their balls in public.

typical reaganite. he was a cool guy, but I was an edgy leftist at the time so I'd always challenge him. he appreciated the fact that a single student cared.

bros are career counsellors worth going to?
i'm in the midst of a quarter life crisis and I have no idea what to do with my life

It's worse if you have a picture of them assigned to their contact
Mood killer

Sure. Why not? It's not like they can ruin you.

Any way to find a career you enjoy is a good idea.

Thinking about getting some shawarma buds

Really hungry

It was the younger people, but not too young as to not know that such thing is indecent to do in public. It wasn't just adjusting, this guy was talking to me and literally was fiddling around with his shit all the time

Aside from that you Americans are pretty chill and you radiate freedom in some strange way I can't explain

Weird, sorry about that experience m8.

> live in tourist town
> 4th of july coming
> TOURISTS AND VACATIONERS ARE COMING IN MASS
> They litter, get drunk, pollute, and mock everything

There's a shit ton of chads

Kill me senpai

alright i'll give it a shot, thanks.

janny is purging us
help pls

AY YO WHITE BOY
*cups your deebs*

I had a really realistic aloe vera plant that I watered for the past couple of weeks......last night I realized it was plastic

Life is a lie

Literally retarded m8

>3 guys in their early twenties break into my aunt's house
>they demanded the key for the motorcycle that my uncle owns
>at gun point so they get the key
>aunt makes a call to her shady brother
>he comes with two trucks full of armed men
>they find the motherfuckers
>they beat the living crap out of these youngsters
>all are left half dead and with a deadly warning
>uncle gets his bike back
Holy damn I love living in Mexico's redneck state

what's happening?

also, what's your favorite tea?

After 8 days of not fapping, I decided to fap
It felt awesome

My aunt stabbed her would be rapist in the thigh last year.

You must be in Toronto.

Where do you buy your shawarmas?

Nah, Winnipeg.

Do you guys have Ali Babas?

Cool

Was the dude Hispanic?

I read that Hispanics in the US are pretty perverted

all the freedom goes to their heads

can't wait for that wall lads