Looking to make a porn site and I'm in need of a domain and webhost provider

Looking to make a porn site and I'm in need of a domain and webhost provider.
Shit needs to be pretty secret, don't want my real name to be given.
Webhost should be okay with beastiality and scat

>Webhost should be okay with beastiality and scat
Sounds pretty shitty site for me.

> the longtail keyword research that must have led to OP deciding he needs to start an animal shit porn site

not so shitty, focus won't be on that much

How are you going to pay for the bandwidth? That gets quite expensive with video content.

You can use any web host so long as you hide it behind cloudflare so other people can't notify your web host of what your site actually contains.

Won't be any video content, just a dozen photos.

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if you just want to host a dozen photos then just host them on some file sharing site or something.

why do stupid people think they need some comprehensive, overengineered shit for this retarded ideas?

bestiality and scat porn isn't illegal (in some states it's illegal but not in others, and the FBI wouldn't go after state crimes anyway).

not that i want to defend the OP here or anything, but don't act as retarded as him.

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>Looking to make a porn site and I'm in need of a domain and webhost provider.
>Shit needs to be pretty secret, don't want my real name to be given.
>Webhost should be okay with beastiality and scat

Why does the world need another degenerate porn site?

It doesn't.

It is a terrible idea and you are a terrible person. The world would be a better place without you.

nice tabs

this you?

Go be neet somewhere else I want to make some cash.

Use Vultr's $2.50/month cloud instance, set up cloudflare to be a reverse proxy to your server, and make sure you set up SSL between your server and cloudflare's network so that Vultr can't eavesdrop on your network connection within their data center because I'm sure your content breaks their ToS. Also, make sure you encrypt the files that are stored on the server and decrypt them only on the fly. This requires some Linux administration and scripting knowledge to do though.

Because he has questionable content and will quickly be banned. I don't agree without what he's doing but I'm just giving out some generic advice on how to get around prohibitive ToS.

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>Because he has questionable content and will quickly be banned.
there are lots of arbitrary image hosts. doesn't motherless let you upload practically whatever? if not them, then some other random site. put up a forum and link to encrypted uploads. put the forum behind a registration link if you want some privacy (you don't need perfect technical privacy; every community founder seems to start off by thinking about all the problems they'll have when they have lots of users, but they don't realize that they'll never get to that point — worry about unwanted attention when you start getting literally any attention).

>mfw when people still fall for this shit

freesoftwarefoundation.eu
gnuproject.de

it costs me nothing to take the post at face value. assuming that everything is nested behind several layers of misdirection and shit gives way way too much credit to people on Sup Forums, so yeah i'm generally going to assume that some idiot on Sup Forums honest to god went to the fbi and tried filing a frivolous tip, earnestly thinking something would come of it.

the simplest explanation for these screenshots is that most of you guys are naive idiots. i'm gonna stick with occam's razor.

On second thought, you don't even need a cloud service provider or web host. Just buy a domain from namecheap, install a web server on your home PC like apache or nginx, put cloudflare in front of it so people can't see your IP address, and there you have it. You might have to update your DNS records every time your IP address changes if you don't have a static IP though.

True, but only OP knows how edgy his shit is and who would be willing to accept it.

Just host on ZeroNet and don't worry about fees and ToS

those tabs though

pissed myself laughing at this

OP said it's bestiality and scat. unless there's another dimension, like child scat or bestiality rape, it's probably just bestiality and scat.

if there IS another dimension to this porn that makes it more objectionable than the stuff he mentioned, he should maybe try mentioning it now. because otherwise this conversation is stupid.

this is just a NSFW version of some retard asking how to set up wordpress because he wants to start blogging. go to medium or wordpress.com or any number of other free blog services and sign up there. unless you're confessing to grisly murders or something, nobody is even going to read the posts, let alone cause an interruption to your service.

>not knowing it's a classic Sup Forums meme to submit an fbi report and screenshot it with multiple cringey tabs open
lurk moar homosexual anew

like i said, it's just more believable that you're actually a cringey 4channer who earnestly reported this thread to the FBI.

but if you insist that you're only acting like a retard, then "lol okay" (i mean what more are you asking me to say or do?)

>, install a web server on your home PC
not viable, I travel a lot and I'm not experienced with such complex things.

Yeah I'm going on the assumption of "objectionable but not illegal". And you're probably right.

if you're not tech savvy then you will inevitably do something stupid that accidentally identifies you. either go learn enough on your own to be comfortable with this stuff (i.e. don't ask us to hold your hand setting this up), or put aside your dreams of hosting a sprawling 12-image porn site for a few years while you sort your life out.

>tfw when too smart to not take memes seriously

>it's just more believable that a meme is reality and not a joke
are you from reddit or something?

>What is this newsite?

Sup Forums dot org, mmm...?

>acting like a retard
like I said lots of people post ironic fbi reports here. it's a thing. lurk moar.

it's just normal scat and beast, yup.

In that case just use one of the file sharing sites that are popular among Burmese image board users. They tend to be lenient on anything that isn't explicitly illegal.

hello summerfriend. not used to the whole meme thing yet are we?

okay! gold star etc

see above! good job buddy!

sh.it sounds perfect for a scat website

epic, include me in the screenshot

get the free domain from point.ml. If you don't want to have any associations with your RL identify, get one of the hosting providers that accept bitcoins, say from lowendbox and that's that.

>acts like a retard
>gets treated like a retard
>woah dude stop treating me like a retard! this is just a joke! i'm not retarded!!! you're retarded!

what's the point of this joke where you pantomime a retard who reports shit to the FBI if you'll break character the instant you feel like you're not being respected? the point of your joke is that you're an idiot. if you don't feel comfortable with that insinuation, don't do the pantomime of it.

>you guys are dumb because I don't understand memes XDDDDDDD
reddit confirmed

>being this uptight about a joke

lol okay

>being so new you've never seen anyone else post the exact same image before and realized it was a joke
>>>/plebbit/

>using "lol" unironically
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like i said, if you're too insecure to do the panto and play the role for more than 1 post, don't do the panto.

you guys are this bizarre mix of thinking you're clever enough to play the idiot but also so insecure that you can't commit to the bit.

Let's cool it with the autism friends.

>you guys are this bizarre mix of thinking you're clever enough to play the idiot but also so insecure that you can't commit to the bit.
or maybe we made an obvious joke and the reddit squad didn't get it
let's cool it with the normalfaggotry redditors

Exist some corp could buy anonymous domain, over images don't use bandwidth of Cloud is too expensive, rent OVH machines.

stop watching porn