Go downstairs

>go downstairs
>see dad topping his weed plant
>don't even acknowledge it
Another day in the netherlands.

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I still can't over the fact I walked into a café, bought a black coffee and some weed.

Is it true that you will not be arrested by using drugs even cocaine?

Hard drugs (cocaine, LSD, morphine, heroin) are forbidden like in any country, but soft drugs (Cannabis in all it's forms, mushrooms) are allowed though.

>You will not be arrested for using drugs in Amsterdam.

B-but, the OP's pic sounds like all drugs are allowed in Amsterdam.

the last time i was in amsterdam, i was walkig down the canal streets just outside of the dam at 2am when some tall african lookin guys passed me by and asked me, "do you want deh sniff sniff" while jestering snorting with his hand and nose. i said no. not to far behind them was a dutch man in a suit, who most likely was coming home from a hard days work, who lowered his head in shame, in response to them, when i made eye contact with him. lol

Not sure how that works senpai.

dude..........

What's wrong?

I love how tourists drown in the canals and snorting heroin bought from a random shitskin. I laugh errytime. The world should thank us.

weed........

Drugs lmao

No, thanks. We have Colorado.

kek

9gag.
Get out, pleb.

>muh boogeyman
Fuck off, I got this straight from google images.

Reminder that it ain't the 70s any more. Nearly all cocaine is adulterated with cattle dewormer (levamisole) , which, with continued use, can cause your flesh to literally rot off.

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it's not really a cafe though is it. Coffeeshops are quite a specific thing.

Excuse me then, coffeeshop*.
But still, I'm used to bring redhot when buying weed

going to amsterdam tomorrow tbqh

Going to Bremen next week.
Should I continue my journey to Amsterdam or Berlin?

>what is this dialect

Berlin. Stay away from me.

DUDE

Well, Berlin it is!
I will move to your country some day though desu.

I'm going to 'Dam in three weeks. I'm fucking pumped as shit

Get hit by a bike, you swiss cunt.

He's probably an euromigrant desu

Watch out for pushbikes, pal.

I hate the tourists so fucking much.

Based Ireland is based

haha last time I was there I got invited home/propositioned by some random dutch girl just walking down the street (not a hooker) pretty gud feel 2bh, never happened before in my life.

Did you accept?

I believe you. Really i do.

hOL WUP waddUP

U BE SAYIM THEM WITE WOMENZ BE IVIVINTIG STRANGERS N SHIT?!! NIGGA DAMN
IMMA GET SUM DUTC PUSSEI ASAṔ

>buying drugs from niggers

100% guaranteed to be stepped on, cut, or just plain fake.

LSD is exactly the same as mushrooms

Please tell me you're black or asian

british expat tbqhhhhhhhh

This is literally what happens in the middle of Pulp Fiction. John Travolta buys some heroin and goes on a date with Uma Thurman. Uma Thurman, who uses cocaine regularly, sees his baggie while she's alone, mistakes the heroin for cocaine, promptly does a line, and overdoses. She lives, however, following a drastic intervention.

>>see dad topping his weed plant

pls stay in Amsterdam

Sounds like you had shit lsd.

They're not the same

Noord-Brabant vriend.

then pls go there and stay

Degenerate Netherlands is degenerate. Brothels, drugs, you name it. Holland has it.

so do we

>Brothels, drugs, you name it. Holland has it.
So does America.

Everywhere has it lol. In the Netherlands it's legal and encouraged.

>legal
yes
>ecouraged
no

He doesn't smoke it mate. It was more of an ornament, but it started to rot so he's giving it to a friend who does smoke it.

Kek ever been to NL?

>tfw I'll never get rid of every single cocaine dealer and consumer of this planet

i think that person was referring to the legality of it/tolerance by the law.

>tfw More Americans smoke weed than Dutch people....

Why would we want to smoke Dutch people?

happens to alot of blacks/muslims here mate