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Just face it, only *I* am allowed to make threads edition

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J A N I T O R = C U C K

janny
oh janny
it seems I've made up a mess

hey guys where did the old thread go

why is it brazillians who have the monopoly on deep kissing porn lads

My Irn Bru edition is much better 2bh

Hello. Watching Emmerdale

The mandem support jezza

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>making a thread here be like

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janny
JANNY
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JAAAANNYYYYY

note to self: hybrid cars use petrol and electricity. not petrol and diesel

desu I bet if there were no minorites in this country labour would never even come close to being elected

The girl in the hairdressers said I looked beautiful after she'd finished cutting my hair earlier.

Catch: she's 17

avin one of them things, what do you call it, 'wanks'. yeah, wanks, having one of them

snogged someone today
right in the mouth
sucked her tongue right off or near enough as makes no matter

There is a girl who I think likes me but I am not so sure.

How do you know that girls are into you, lads?

Wew lad

But if there were no minorities then they might actually support the interests of the white working class

If they press charges.

ask her "do you like me?"
get violent if she says "no"

The janitor right now

where the fuck do you go to get 17 year old hairdressers? all of mine are middle aged women

not that i'd complain if one of them called me beautiful haha

give her random kino

ex: go up to her and push her gently on her shoulder and say something like "wow, you are really stable. you must have a very low center of gravity"

you are giving her kino as well as complementing her arse

That would be xenophobic

audibly said a thing and that thing was "ow"

Go to a salon and ask for a student

i'm home.

line up boys

I I i I

Janitor on the delete button

Josie is butch and ugly

*queues up naked and horny men for demanding master*

>they said /cum/ would die first
>little did they know janny is in cahoots with /cum/ working to kill off /brit/
Sorry buds but we're entering a new age of North American dominance

what are you doing, Australia?

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sex is one of the best feelings in the world and most of the world thats over 18 has engaged in it. Most consider it one of the most important things in life, if not THE most important

Somehow you are still a virgin. How does that make you feel?

If I see one American being bullied I will take action

having a go

Lads I'm in a bit of a situation
Tomorrow I'm helping a girl from uni move her stuff from her old accommodation to her new one. Afterwards, we're to another town to do stuff and then she's staying in a hotel room for the night there.
The town she's staying in is actually closer to where I live than uni and she knows this
I think she's hinting that she wants me to go to her hotel room for a bit
She might have thing for me and I have a thing for her

Now, if anything does happen, I obviously want to use protection. She knows I'm a virgin.

What I don't want to do is to buy condoms, and we decide to do the sex, but then she realises I have condoms and then she thinks I was expecting to get some all along and it ruins everything

What should I do? Should I not buy any and if anything does happen sprint to the shop? Shall I buy some, and then put one in my wallet and if she brings it up i say I carry one around "just in case"?

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terrified of intimacy 2bh

Phwoar, something round here absolutely REEKS of pathetic desperation and cum

Can't for the life of me figure out what it is. Who could it be?

Sex is pretty fucking overrated.

Part of the elite.

>Most consider it one of the most important things in life, if not THE most important
Do you really think I respect or value the opinion of people who have willingly cemented their third eye shut?

it's not nice to make fun of the dentally challanged

Rate the din dins (rice not shown)

fucking love novelist desu

the kid's talented but he's so far up his own arse it's hilarious, his twitter has some gems

he literally quoted himself once

ur gonna ruin lives hyping sex up like that

Which of these countries is the better place to live in?

making a list of reasons not to end it all

>this post rate

He fucking decimated us, Christ

I GO WEAK, I GO WEAK
I GO WEEEAAAK!
WEAK IN THE PRESENCE OF BEAUTY!

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Is that Thai curry?

Post it. I need inspo

Always get the impression that people who say this just haven't had good sex

I'm a virgin tho so

Its not earth shattering, but everyone agrees of its importance and how great it is. Why do you think the whole world is so obsessed with it? Humans do things that make us feel good.

tell her they are for water storage. demonstrate to her how much water it can fit. she will understand perfectly and think you are swell

What if I get banned when I'm in the middle of pos

No, just some chicken I threw together with asparagus, peppers and onions

Cheeky nandos spice on the chicken

Golden vegetable rice too

The idea of sex is always better than the sex itself

If I went back in time to last night and fucked myself up the arse while I was in bed, would it be gay or just a new take on masturbation?

Nah sex with someone you care about is one of the most pleasurable experiences available. Reason people early in love spend hours just fucking each other and not leaving their bed

nice
7/10

it's been announced today that due to brexit science in the UK will be STOPPED from the beginning of next month

are you happy brexiters

Thanks, it's tasty

I want our lips to kiss and our limbs to entwine. Let our bodies be twisted but never our minds.

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I can't even wank to the same porn video twice, never mind fuck the same girl.

that would be autophilia, masturbation and gay

>Catch: she's 17
Why is that a catch in a country with an age of consent of 16?

4/10 2bh

looks pretty bland mate. do you not like herbs and spices? I can tell you just started cooking for yourself so its not a bad start desu

Reality /= fantasy.

this

looks good lad

she literally hasn't changed, she was born 60 years old

im not a virgin. i know reality. fucking someone you care about is that good and most of the normal population agrees

Not as good as what mummy makes me 3/10

Should I get dominoes or Pizza hut lads?

dominos

Do you think she had her controlling dominatrix tendencies even then? Imagine her in leopard print heels, calling you the nasty party.

K

Thx

There's seasoning on the chicken, what else should I have added?

Pizza Hut and get a pan pizza

only a virgin would say that, virgin

Literally no reason Scotland shouldn't leave the union or why Ireland shouldn't unify.

The 'union' is just some conservative ideal that needs to die. Just like royalty. Not even trolling.

no one will believe me so fuck it

rate me lads

a gallon of ranch dressing

The intimacy of sex is the best bit, not the actual sex itself

make your own pizza m8. strong 00 flour, yeast, water, salt. bit of mozarella and san marzano tomatoes, basil, jobs a good un.

Dog on head

really ben?

From my observation of normies it does indeed seem that sex is what their life revolves around

Why else would you spend hundreds of pounds worth of money on nice clothes? Why else would you spend time rigorously grooming yourself? Why else would you spend hours on tinder and the like?

Gay as fuck

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>Literally no reason Scotland shouldn't leave the union or why Ireland shouldn't unify.

>The 'union' is just some conservative ideal that needs to die. Just like royalty. Not even trolling.

why would anyone lie about looking like this?

agreed. just fucked a girl from tinder 3 days ago and that was the first time I've hooked up with a random girl that I have no feelings for.

It wasnt even very fun. Couldnt wait for her to leave. Obviously still felt pretty sensational