Just face it, only *I* am allowed to make threads edition
/brit/
J A N I T O R = C U C K
janny
oh janny
it seems I've made up a mess
hey guys where did the old thread go
why is it brazillians who have the monopoly on deep kissing porn lads
My Irn Bru edition is much better 2bh
Hello. Watching Emmerdale
The mandem support jezza
for janny: youtu.be
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>making a thread here be like
*claps twice*
janny
JANNY
*claps twice again*
JAAAANNYYYYY
note to self: hybrid cars use petrol and electricity. not petrol and diesel
desu I bet if there were no minorites in this country labour would never even come close to being elected
The girl in the hairdressers said I looked beautiful after she'd finished cutting my hair earlier.
Catch: she's 17
avin one of them things, what do you call it, 'wanks'. yeah, wanks, having one of them
snogged someone today
right in the mouth
sucked her tongue right off or near enough as makes no matter
There is a girl who I think likes me but I am not so sure.
How do you know that girls are into you, lads?
Wew lad
But if there were no minorities then they might actually support the interests of the white working class
If they press charges.
ask her "do you like me?"
get violent if she says "no"
The janitor right now
where the fuck do you go to get 17 year old hairdressers? all of mine are middle aged women
not that i'd complain if one of them called me beautiful haha
give her random kino
ex: go up to her and push her gently on her shoulder and say something like "wow, you are really stable. you must have a very low center of gravity"
you are giving her kino as well as complementing her arse
That would be xenophobic
audibly said a thing and that thing was "ow"
Go to a salon and ask for a student
i'm home.
line up boys
I I i I
Janitor on the delete button
Josie is butch and ugly
*queues up naked and horny men for demanding master*
>they said /cum/ would die first
>little did they know janny is in cahoots with /cum/ working to kill off /brit/
Sorry buds but we're entering a new age of North American dominance
what are you doing, Australia?
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sex is one of the best feelings in the world and most of the world thats over 18 has engaged in it. Most consider it one of the most important things in life, if not THE most important
Somehow you are still a virgin. How does that make you feel?
If I see one American being bullied I will take action
having a go
Lads I'm in a bit of a situation
Tomorrow I'm helping a girl from uni move her stuff from her old accommodation to her new one. Afterwards, we're to another town to do stuff and then she's staying in a hotel room for the night there.
The town she's staying in is actually closer to where I live than uni and she knows this
I think she's hinting that she wants me to go to her hotel room for a bit
She might have thing for me and I have a thing for her
Now, if anything does happen, I obviously want to use protection. She knows I'm a virgin.
What I don't want to do is to buy condoms, and we decide to do the sex, but then she realises I have condoms and then she thinks I was expecting to get some all along and it ruins everything
What should I do? Should I not buy any and if anything does happen sprint to the shop? Shall I buy some, and then put one in my wallet and if she brings it up i say I carry one around "just in case"?
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terrified of intimacy 2bh
Phwoar, something round here absolutely REEKS of pathetic desperation and cum
Can't for the life of me figure out what it is. Who could it be?
Sex is pretty fucking overrated.
Part of the elite.
>Most consider it one of the most important things in life, if not THE most important
Do you really think I respect or value the opinion of people who have willingly cemented their third eye shut?
it's not nice to make fun of the dentally challanged
Rate the din dins (rice not shown)
fucking love novelist desu
the kid's talented but he's so far up his own arse it's hilarious, his twitter has some gems
he literally quoted himself once
ur gonna ruin lives hyping sex up like that
Which of these countries is the better place to live in?
making a list of reasons not to end it all
>this post rate
He fucking decimated us, Christ
I GO WEAK, I GO WEAK
I GO WEEEAAAK!
WEAK IN THE PRESENCE OF BEAUTY!
Is that Thai curry?
Post it. I need inspo
Always get the impression that people who say this just haven't had good sex
I'm a virgin tho so
Its not earth shattering, but everyone agrees of its importance and how great it is. Why do you think the whole world is so obsessed with it? Humans do things that make us feel good.
tell her they are for water storage. demonstrate to her how much water it can fit. she will understand perfectly and think you are swell
What if I get banned when I'm in the middle of pos
No, just some chicken I threw together with asparagus, peppers and onions
Cheeky nandos spice on the chicken
Golden vegetable rice too
The idea of sex is always better than the sex itself
If I went back in time to last night and fucked myself up the arse while I was in bed, would it be gay or just a new take on masturbation?
Nah sex with someone you care about is one of the most pleasurable experiences available. Reason people early in love spend hours just fucking each other and not leaving their bed
nice
7/10
it's been announced today that due to brexit science in the UK will be STOPPED from the beginning of next month
are you happy brexiters
Thanks, it's tasty
I want our lips to kiss and our limbs to entwine. Let our bodies be twisted but never our minds.
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I can't even wank to the same porn video twice, never mind fuck the same girl.
that would be autophilia, masturbation and gay
>Catch: she's 17
Why is that a catch in a country with an age of consent of 16?
4/10 2bh
looks pretty bland mate. do you not like herbs and spices? I can tell you just started cooking for yourself so its not a bad start desu
Reality /= fantasy.
this
looks good lad
she literally hasn't changed, she was born 60 years old
im not a virgin. i know reality. fucking someone you care about is that good and most of the normal population agrees
Not as good as what mummy makes me 3/10
Should I get dominoes or Pizza hut lads?
dominos
Do you think she had her controlling dominatrix tendencies even then? Imagine her in leopard print heels, calling you the nasty party.
K
Thx
There's seasoning on the chicken, what else should I have added?
Pizza Hut and get a pan pizza
only a virgin would say that, virgin
Literally no reason Scotland shouldn't leave the union or why Ireland shouldn't unify.
The 'union' is just some conservative ideal that needs to die. Just like royalty. Not even trolling.
no one will believe me so fuck it
rate me lads
a gallon of ranch dressing
The intimacy of sex is the best bit, not the actual sex itself
make your own pizza m8. strong 00 flour, yeast, water, salt. bit of mozarella and san marzano tomatoes, basil, jobs a good un.
Dog on head
really ben?
From my observation of normies it does indeed seem that sex is what their life revolves around
Why else would you spend hundreds of pounds worth of money on nice clothes? Why else would you spend time rigorously grooming yourself? Why else would you spend hours on tinder and the like?
Gay as fuck
twitter.com/godshott
>Literally no reason Scotland shouldn't leave the union or why Ireland shouldn't unify.
>The 'union' is just some conservative ideal that needs to die. Just like royalty. Not even trolling.
why would anyone lie about looking like this?
agreed. just fucked a girl from tinder 3 days ago and that was the first time I've hooked up with a random girl that I have no feelings for.
It wasnt even very fun. Couldnt wait for her to leave. Obviously still felt pretty sensational