>greatest philosophers
>greatest mathematicians
>greatest military history
>greatest architecture
>greatest language
>greatest country
How do they do it, lads?
>greatest philosophers
>greatest mathematicians
>greatest military history
>greatest architecture
>greatest language
>greatest country
How do they do it, lads?
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Why do you think we eat froglegs ?
>France
>white
It's always been geographically in a great position to take the best from both cultures (Mediterranean and germanicuck)
Centralized early
Looks like chicken t.bh
it looks like chicken. does it taste like chicken?
Even an Algerian don't clean toilets unlike poles hahahahah
>>greatest philosophers
Up there
>>greatest mathematicians
No
>>greatest military history
No
>>greatest architecture
No
>>greatest language
Subjective
>>greatest country
No
>How do they do it, lads?
They don't
I never ate them
At least my gf is save. How's yours? With big Ahmed cock?
Actually, it's more or less similar to chicken.
Honestly, I don't know, the last time I eated it it was as a child. All I remember is that it was rubbery, chewy. Don't remember if it was tasty.
Also there was almost nothing to eat on each leg. But I was a child, it's really far away.
ha ha ha. Please stop posting.
France is a nation of overcompensators
Napoleon compensating for being short
revolutioners got cucked by christianity so they chimped out
current generation sees all their women hang out with ahmed and jamal so they try to overcompensate
>Exercise a high degree of caution
How do you even overcompensate for being such a moron?
>greatest philosophers
Ancient Greece.
>greatest mathematicians
Britain.
>greatest military history
Britain.
>greatest architecture
Italy.
>greatest language
Italy.
>greatest country
African Muslim colony.
>Napoleon compensating for being short
He wasn't really short. He was just the normal height for this time.
The only reason that you (uneducated faggot) believe that he was a dawrf is
1 - English propaganda
2 - His "Vieille garde" (elit unit of the Imperial guard) was only constituted by people who were at least 1.76 metter high (for they impress enemies, they were giant for its time...).
>He wasn't really short. He was just the normal height for this time
This a lie, any painting with him and other people in it always portrays him as the shortest person considerably
close to three months , it would not have been French though.
(He was born three months after Corsica became French ) .
So no education in military schools , no promotion , and of course , no coup d'état.
You just described Italy
He was pretty short, but not really short for the time... English propaganda presented him like a dwarf. he wasn't.
Are you like 1.78 m high? Well, you're a dwarf.
>britain
>good mathematicians
>>greatest philosophers
Germans followed by ancient Greeks.
>>greatest mathematicians
Hahah. No.
>>greatest military history
Rome? Maybe?
>>greatest architecture
Subjective.
>>greatest language
Subjective. (nasal gay shit imho)
>>greatest country
No. You'll find a couple countries immediately neighboring them that are by far greater.
That's because for beeing part of his personnal protection you should be tall
>greatest architecture
>Italy.
Italy has fantastic architecture, right there at the top, but French architecture is the very pinnacle of beauty and craftmanship.
>greatest architecture
Everything is too centralized in France
outside of Paris there is nothing really great when comes to architecture
France is very good in Math, we have some of the best Mathematician in the world:
Poincaré, Descartes, Lagrange, Valois, Fournier, Pascal, Fermat, Viète, ...
And look at the French Field: en.m.wikipedia.org
>>greatest philosophers
Not in my opinion
>>greatest mathematicians
Who and why would anybody care
>>greatest military history
While France's military history is certainly a great one they had to give up that title after 1870 and 1940 desu
>>greatest architecture
I prefer German architecture a lot, also architecture varies wildly in different areas
>>greatest language
Way too complicated, saying things takes forever and writing is also affected by their bullshit, who the fuck has time to write Qu'est-ce que c'est?
>>greatest country
No
The aesthetics of their borders are fucking god-tier.
if you consider communist blocks-styled buildings great architecture then yes, France is full of it.
>While France's military history is certainly a great one they had to give up that title after 1870
You just ERASE the WW1, Belgium friend.
>and 1940 desu
Absolutely true.
>>>greatest language
Way too complicated
True, too.
Italy has better architecture simply because of this reason: There's cool looking stuff in Italy everywhere: Turin, Genoa, Milan, Florence, Rome, Siena, Venice, Syracuse, Vatican City, etc, while France is lacking in variety due to being too centralized around their capital.
We had a few good matheux.
Cauchy, d'Alembert, Ampère et Lavosier, to name some.
>France
>not greatest military history
And based Villani !!!
While France was strong during WW1, I think they would have lost against Germany if it were 1v1
Btw I'm German, maybe it's just my bias
Yes of course, you have had some great minds in mathematics, but a statement like "THE greatest" is a bit cocky. I mean, should we just forget about all the contributions from Poles, Russians, Germans or really any other great nation in the field or in history (groundwork laid by the Persians/Greeks, the god damn Islamic world..)? At the very least give it (the statement) some reasonable doubt.
I love these threads. Everytime, every fucking time a dumpster from an irrelevant shithole feels mandated to compare us with germans and britons, in order to trigger some raging frogs.
Well, the first were unified under french rules. The last are literraly a french former colony.
From this, nothing could really damage me. Op is somehow right.
Best cuisine (note the word "cuisine" btw)
Richest history in the world, hence
Most visited country in the world by far
First powered helico/plane
The invention of the trash or the photography and even the cinema
Airbus, L'Oreal, Louis Vuitton, Areva...
Top medal Fields per capita
My ancestors did the free United states of America. Beside they gave them their most known monument.
USA, which is now the most powerfull nation the world has whitnessed.
We sell submarines to fucking australia.
We build nuclear powerplants in great britain.
We maintain peace in the whole Africa.
We have the biggest EEZ in the fucking world.
We have a spatial port, the second in the world actually, first for commercial launchs.
our country has 12 timezones, that's more than Russia.
Seriously guys, even with our actual president, our cancerous leftards, our foreign nigs (nigs from islands are ok), our Sand nigs, this sentence :"i'm french" is just a promised boner.
It's like saying :"I have a bit Dick" or "my life is wonderful"
Voilà.
>greatest philosophers
India
>greatest mathematicians
India
>greatest military history
India
>greatest architecture
India
>greatest language
India (Sanskrit)
>greatest country
India
I think this is much more true than it is for any European country, except maybe Greece or Italy. Europoors are just good at stealing ideas and trying to take credit for them.
Ne moraš uopće odgovarati takvim postovima. Prošlo je koliko godina i ta mema se toliko uvriježila ovdje da je postala činjenica...
>greatest language
Only nigs and arabs speak French
It's okay. Europe is returning to irrelevancy, and this century only started. By mid-century, no one will care about them.
>need Britain and America to bail them out in 1914
>get rekt in 1940
>lose at Dien Bien Phu in 1954
>get embarrassed at Suez in 1956
>win in Algeria
>promptly piss it away thanks to De Gaulle
>b-but Napoleon was good
t. Poojeet
>France is lacking in variety
Absolute horse crap
I'm genuinely triggered
>they would have lost against Germany if it were 1v1
Dude, is your historical education based on video games/movies?
France was your principal oppenent in WW1; in the west front. the second one was the UK.
I don't even know where to start. So tired about holywood history.
Good post, with s few disagreement
India is a literally universal term for "underrated" and "overlooked" in every galaxy and every living, sentient form's vocabulary...
t. Huemonkey
>Need french kingdom for their freedom
>Piss then on the french
By the way, Russia 'was the real german killer.
>liberate France
>France fucks off out of NATO
>kicks the US out of France
>w-we want to chart our own path honhonhon
>le perfidious Ami made fun of us for pussing out
Ameriguy asking for a chronology of US defeat
>We maintain peace in the whole Africa
specially in Libya, putting down Geddaffi and literally starting the migrant invasion
Why did you put a war they lost there?
I swear our motto should be "wrecking coalitions sice 496"
Of course it was our principal opponent but having to fight the Russians and to support the failing Austrians while you gained support from the Brits definitely changed a lot
That strangely remind me of what UK is doing right know.
Anyway.
This goyWill respond to you bro.
Also of course my knowledge is not based off hollywood, France vs Germany is pretty much the only thing ever talked about as if that was the only part of the war
No country is the best at anything, though, especially something so abstract
>language
Honestly it sounds saltyless in comparing with French.
>Occitania, Britanny, Corsica are annexed
>Took rightful German and Italian land and never gave it back
>Can't even annex rightful territory from the french speaking parts of Switzerland and Belgium
Why do people like this meme country? All it does is make really ugly borders with countries and indirectly cause world wars and then surrender. Terrible modern military history, ever since the 1900's.
>American education
I'm outta here
>greatest language
Only nigs and africans speak French
>greatest country
Maybe 250 years ago. They're degenerates now and they're on their way to joining failed civilizations along with Rome and Greece.
>Most visited country
>photography
>Top medal Fields
I agree on these, rest is subjective or pathetically exagerated
>fight the Russians
Actually, true. It's your biggest argument (to me).
Well, even if the Russian army, in the WW1, wasn't the Russian army of the (after 1942) WW2. I mean compared to the German Army, in both cases.
But it's not very exact. the Austro-Hungarian army fought with you, and it wasn't some "Roumanians or Hungarians" like in WW2.
Nothing to compare to the WW1 German army, but still, a real, organised and trained army, pretty good for this time.
I'm alsatian. I speak the dialect.
I assure you, we hate the germans. We hate less the french from the inner country.
Shut up alrrady, you talk when you don't know your sibject. Like the disgusting and pantshitting American you are.
>Wallonia rightful territory of France
When will this meme end? This view of Belgium is just extremely ignorant
Also, Switzerland is basically shall not be infringed: the country
Well, compared to Italy it does. Maybe not when compared to other countries.
>as if that was the only part of the war
Yes, you got a point here, for WW1 though.
Le butthurt
Zero argumentation
Eat shit, french vassal
you don't know how English sounds for us, Kevin.
you have A VERY weird accent
orophograpy is fucking weird too
French is objectivity better and it is USA's problem that you had choised the wrong language
USA may look this today like this
youtube.com
>ever since the 1900's
Why are 'Murricans Always so bad at history?
Yep, let the most socialistic/militant country of Europe annex the most conservative of Western Europe, that'll go nicely
Not the same goy, tho...
>There's cool looking stuff in Italy everywhere
And there's cool looking stuff in France everywhere, we are one of the most diverse European country in many aspects and I'm not talking about sandniggers diversity
We are right between the north and the south so the climates and landscapes varies greatly, we had architectural influences from Spain in the south and south west, Italy in the south east and Corsica, Germany in the north east, Belgium and the UK in the north, our regions are very different from each other as well in many ways, the Gothic architecture is French (you're welcome), our castles range from medieval to the somptuous Loire Valley palaces...
Yeah we are very politically centralized around Paris and the former governments kinda tried to murder our local languages but that has nothing to do with architecture.
Dumbest shit of the year or best bait, I don't know
I hope in a parallel universe exists french-speaking USA without all feminism and multicultural shit that you have
Actually he's right. It's pretty ignorant to say that.
>underestimating France ITT
that's the mistake the whole of Europe has made for centuries and got repeatedly raped for it.
We were the only ones to recognise their true potential, which turned into a threat, and took appropriate measures to keep them at bay
Americans, Italians, Germans have no right to talk France down. That's for the sole leisure of us Brits.
you are making a fool of yourself, those affirmations are so ridicoulous that there is no need to argue
Why is France so huge? They never win any wars.
>Americans, Italians, Germans have no right to talk France down. That's for the sole leisure of us Brits.
This. In fact when a brit mocks France I'm not even mad, it's pretty much a tradition, for the rest of the world tho, it' just cringe worthy, particularly with americans.
Germany constantly had to sent soldiers to Austria-Hungary to help out because Conrad von Hötzendorf was so terrible he didn't suceed at anything, so it did hinder Germany's war effort on the Western front
I'm not saying France would have been steamrolled or anything, just that there would have been a very real chance of Germany winning
Hell, we could even have beat you in WW1 if the Schlieffen had suceeded
>feminism and multicultural shit
I don't think you truly understand the implications of "liberté, égalité, fraternité" on a society.
>greatest philosophers
Scotland, actually. I'm a Humefag so yeah..
>greatest mathematicians
Russia
>greatest military history
Agree'd. Especially if we count the Franks.
>greatest architecture
Yeah, I can agree with this.
>greatest language
Nah. Best Romance language though.
>greatest country
Nah.
>greece
"i know nothing about philosophy except that it exists" -the post
It's because murricans save us every time.
Thanks murrica
We're hardly free at all with the emmergency state ; we're not equals at all, the politicians litteraly shit on us and get away with it ; and we're not fraternates anymore, I don't think France has ever been as divided as it is atm.
Still, none of your cities are as impressive as any of those I mentioned in terms of architecture and history. You know what I meant. You can't compare some random French city to the likes of Florence, Rome, Venice, Vatican, etc. Only Paris is comparable.
They won your independence war ;^)
Their philosophers gave us Continental thought.
Well, with a little help from the Germans.
You're judging languages based on music videos that only teenaged girls and fags watch? Get the fuck out of here.
>we could even have beat you in WW1 if the Schlieffen had suceeded
Come on lad, are you crazy?
Just look at the Map. This plan was based on "first try". But no "B" plan.
It's pretty shit. Plan with no modifications possible. That's exactly why it failed.
There were factors like the crown prince of Bavaria fucking up too
Germans strategists were too focalised on the idea of a "decisive battle" (they'll make the same mistake in the WW2, though).
But, this strategy it was already over.
What does this even mean in practical terms?
Philosophy is pseudo-intellectual garbage that appeals to fedoras, hipsters, and pretentious twats AKA the French.
>Philosophy is pseudo-intellectual garbage that appeals to fedoras, hipsters, and pretentious twats AKA the French.
...
I agree the "minor" (meaning not the capital) Italian cities are best known than ours, saying Lyon, Toulouse, Lille to a foreigner and he probably won't know most, unlike the famous Florence, Venice etc. But m8 there aren't only big cities that have great architecture, cities like Blois, Bayeux, Chartres, Carcassonne, Montpellier, Annecy, Avignon, Albi, Colmar, Bayonne... They don't have the fame, but they sure as hell have great architecture and are very different from each other. And they are cities, there are also the hundreds of medieval villages with as many different styles.
And to be clear I'm not "mad" at the fact you prefer Italy, that's your right no problem with that it's god tier country. But just because of that rather dumb statement linking architecture to our centralization, just another confirmation foreigners are blinded by Paris when it comes to France
I must agree.
Yes, sure some chief fucked it.
I'm not saying that German strategists had all the wrongs...
it would be very wrong.
French and allies were, at least, as wrong as them.
I just mean, their plans weren't perfect. far from it. Just study them (plus it's very interesting)