Japanese Thread / 日本語スレッド

This thread is for the discussion of the language, culture, travel, daily life, etc. of Japan.
Let's tark at randam in Japanese and English. Take it easy!

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1st for BERSERK


またバンされたい
どうすればいい

おはようございます

2nd for

soon... Be patient... 4:30 pm tomorrow..

thanks im gonna have a permanent erection until then

I believe you but it doesn't make it any better
I won't send you the video because you just want to use it to fap. I don't want that because I really like her

that's okay
I respect your decision and the respect you have towards the woman you love

TEST

TINKO

ちんちん貼りまくる

ちんちんの画像を集めたくない

Is it true you guys work 70 hours per week on average?

GAIJIN GO HOME

The average poster in this thread probably works about 8 hours a week.

白人美少女のおっぱいとおまんこ貼りまくれ

...

No.

児童ポルノを貼りまくる

NEET
E
E
T

how to get a japanese gf?

Try wearing nice clothes and putting on nice after-shave, and then introduce yourself without screaming or biting her.

be white

youtube.com/watch?v=29FAPb_g1JU

白人美少女なんているわけない
リアルでBANされたくない

thanks. how much do you charge for the used panties of your sister/mother?

under8

So what's the average?

Here the media tell us you work 100h overtime each month, just to match the working hours of your colleagues.

>troduce yourself without screaming or biting her.
ow shit I've been doing it wrong all my life

used pinoy panties are disgusting

come to japan

I was just joking. Only Korean panties turn me on

>Only Korean panties turn me on
that's what I thought

not falling for that again

I'm going to bed

Bonne nuit et fais de beaux reves. J'espere que tu vas te réveiller tout frais demain.

>this fucking weeb
youtube.com/watch?v=52RfKX7KXF0&t=5m6s

I wanna watch this video lol
anyway jap girls don't speak English
you can't find them in UK

there seems to be quite a few here though

hey germany

yes she is a lurker here. I know it
she posted a picture with a timestamp last year and then deleted it

What the fuck is your problem? Where the fuck do you get all these assumptions? What makes you think you're right?

> I'm the only one capable of pure feelings
> Everyone else in not sincere

You're fucking disgusting. Are you even human?

How do I get a Korean girlfriend?

How do I get a Korean girlfriend?

what?

look like a faggot

汚物チョン書き込み禁止
gooks are ban in Japanese thread

Be nice to her, remember things she says she likes and dislikes, make an effort to learn at least a small amount of her language and culture - oh, and try your very hardest not to put spiders on her.

I have watched all her games. even when she was on the bench because the coach thought she was too bad.
now she's the star of the team. I knew it.
you're not interested in football or her as a person, you only see her as a beautiful asian girl, fuck off

looks like you'll have no problem getting that soccer girl
>spiders
only cute poster would think of putting spiders on a girl

be white

youtube.com/watch?v=ZFCqRB9R9hs

Please give me the evidence that allows you to believe those ridiculous assumptions. Of course, you have none.

You think you're the only one capable of sincere feelings, and you view everyone else as morally bankrupt. But those feelings of yours are even less sincere, as such a worldview is obviously a latent form of narcissism.

Whatever, be an asshole. I saved the picture and will find it on my own.

How have you been dude. I've been worried about you.

>Be nice to her
Never do this

Just assert dominance in the early moments of the first meeting and show her your not a pushover; always grab her hair when fucking her doggy-style, and most importantly: never say I love you ... it makes you look a right cunt.

There you have it, lads, the best advice you'll ever get.

can i suck you off when we meet?

Koreans are easier because they speak English much better than japs
but why whites like ugly Asian?

日本にいる皆さん、おはようございます。( •́ .̫ •̀ )

be white

youtube.com/watch?v=qIsucThO4m4

おはやう(´・ω・`)

post gyaru

only if you're a girl

ネットでは日本の告白の文化を発見した。
誰か告白することがあるか?
何をいったか。

hi pls be my gf

Ohayo gozaimasu, user.

your hate is getting ridiculous peru

fuck off

why? I'm not gay. If you want I can help you find a boyfriend

why she doesn't show her face because she is ugly
why japs wear mask? same reoson

2Dはどう?

After a few minutes of searching, I believe I've found her.

今日は現時点でもうきつい

I need that help too.

このようなギャルは三次であまり好きじゃないけど二次元ならおk

I can only be wingman for Koreans, sorry

バンください

今オナニーをしてるの?

オナニー
オナニー
オナニー
オナニー

It's pretty childish if you go up to someone you have hardly ever talked to and say that you like him or her... this is probably done only by middle/high schoolers.
Usually you beat around the bush and check if he or she likes you by going out for casual dinner or a film together.
At the end of those casual dates, you express your feeling that you want your relationship to be exclusive.

本物の黒ギャルは最高だぜ! でも、現在ほとんど絶滅しているな

...

youtube.com/watch?v=oxS6eKEOdLQ

Crimean Tatars

banbanban.jp/

協力の成功は素晴らしい

アメリカには黒人少女がいっぱいいるのに

...

So this is how it is, ey?

I give you runts the best advice, and exactly what you needed to learn and not one thanks or a reply

まるでEUのよう…(*‘ω‘ *)

俺はオナニー終わった
かわいい少年(18歳)のお尻を使った

not looking for a bf just wanted a one-off fun

Does that work with my 2D waifu?

...

Don't waste your time. Just go to sauna.

Hi gaijins!
Are you interested in talking with Japanese on skype?
Do you wanna know my skype ID?

...

You best be joking, nip ...

ペド

is it nijiuramanko

What about it?
I'm REALLY counting on you lad

Ayu Nakada (仲田 歩夢?, born 15 August 1993 in Yamanashi, Yamanashi Prefecture, Japan) is a Japanese football player. She currently plays as a midfielder for Japanese L. League club INAC Kobe Leonessa.[1] She played for Japan at the 2010 FIFA U-17 Women's World Cup and the 2012 FIFA U-20 Women's World Cup,[2] winning silver at the former and bronze at the latter.

I do not know for certain if the girl in pic related is Ayu Nakada or someone else, but I WILL figure out who she is, and I will force this german user to apologize to me.