Ask a Colombian anything

Sup, i'm bored so let's go.

Why do you guys fuck donkeys?

safest place for a clueless traveler to go?

Alright.

Who is your favorite neighbor?
Least favorite neighbor?

Also is Bogotá as violent as it is made out to be? Safe for a gringo?

What is your favorite color?

How are the beaches in there?
How is the crime in there? How safe is it?
Where does the donkey fucking occur?
What does people think of pic related?
How do drugs work in there?
What's up with that little war going in there?

What is your opinion of Australia?

What do you think about Spain? You are proud of spanish empire or you hate It

i've been to bogota a couple of times.. very comfy 10/10!!

That's funny, only people who is living in the coast do this, we know them as "costeños".
Medellin, Armenia, Buga - Valle del cauca; Bogota is pretty boring m8.
Favorite: Chile
Least favorite: Peru (they smell weird)

Bogota is safe but boring, if you are traveling for the drugs, places known as "ollas" it will be really dangerous.
Black.
1. Nice and clean, populated with funny people.
2. 50/50, "no dar papaya" don't make the oportunity to be robbed.
3. In the coast, the upper place of colombia, "costeños" (barranquilla, cartagena, valledupar).
4. He was scum, in medellin he's like god, but for me it's the worst human ever.
5. Easy, the police is corrupt and the druglords pay them a lot for free places to sell their junk.
6. For me it's endless, they have a really good bussiness with that, "la guerrilla" earn a lot of money product of drugs and kindnaping.
I like it, i was living there for 6 months, i would like to go there again.
Well, my father was spanish, i don't have problem with spanish people, they are cool.
Yep, it's comfy but sometimes boring as hell.

>Chile
>neighbor
so you fell for the antofalombia meme?

Nope, i was living in chile for 1 year, it was a nice experience.

Have you visited Spain? If you have visited tell me your opinion
What is your surname?

Mine is García

Mine is Salazar, i was in Barcelona and Madrid, i loved those cities and i met a lot of people, i don't know what's xenophobia because when i told that i was colombian those people were kind and friendly.

10/10 would travel again.

Is a meme and forocoches thing, in real life xenophobic in Spain doesnt work. Lad... Maybe in others europeans countries but not here

Chile, Australia, España... Como es que has viajado tanto?

Do you like benis :DDD

>Nosotros no somos tus vecinos favoritos
Chato

Do you do cocaine?

Roughly how much cocaine does your family produce on a monthly basis?

Stop bullying us with that ;_;

you fucking brown reggaeton shithole

Are you getting Venezuelan refugees?

Not OP but you can see here more venezuelans than ever i.e. a few

Tell me a story related to coke

I know every Colombian has one

How does your country's economy work? I know nothing other than exporting coffee.

pic related

What are the common vehicles there?
Is there a scene where people modify/race cars?

smoke pot

Can a burger fuck many Colombian hotties without getting kidnapped and ransomed or beat up?

MEMES

What's your favorite anime?

They mostly export """"OC""" and maps

Is it true that the Colombian accent sounds like a homosexual lisp?

If not, which Latin American accent is the one that sounds like a homosexual lisp?

SE VINO A JODER EL THREAD DE OTRO COLOMBIANO JAJAAKJKJAKJAKJAKJAKJAJAKJAKJAK
TAN DOLIDO ESTA EL IDIOTA KJAKAJKAKJAKJAJKAJKAJKA

you're thinking of Spain bro

The colombian accent is quite nice actually. Its the argentinian accent that sounds gay as fuck.

t. jealous abo

are there any white people in colombia?

Say what you want Santi. I might be brown and have a fetish for jumping walls, but at least I speak like a Man.

How bad is your bomb and terrorist problem?

Where did you find that picture?

Not OP but that's not a thing at all in main cities anymore, that's only a problem in the rural areas where the guerrillas are present.

>but at least I speak like a Man.

> andale andale la neta buey arribaaaa
anda a comerte un taco

Bump

>3. In the coast, the upper place of colombia, "costeños" (barranquilla, cartagena, valledupar).
How do most Colombians feel about them?