If you were a computer what would your specs be?

If you were a computer what would your specs be?

Z80 68k

2MB RAM

386SX

a SIM card

Intel™ Housfire® Throttle® Inside®, 16Gb RAM, 15gb storage, no GPU

custom loop, always leaking

Intel celeron
2 GB of ddr4
intergrated graphics.
Young and terrible.

Probably a 20" chink tablet or some shit.

16 core Xeon with 4x titan x gpu

Doesn't matter. Nobody would get near me.

i7 6950x with a gt 210

...

homemade motorola 68K computer running linux

Some sort of shitty ARM processor
2 GB ram
Onboard graphics with no driver and acceleration
Arch Linux updated once in a year or 2 with most of the packages installed from AUR
Shitty case is upgraded along with each Arch update to a slightly less shitty one
Only headphone output is working, no speakers or microphone
24" 4k display which makes everything really sluggish because onboard graphics can't push it, resolution is fixed and can't be changed
Shitty UPS working approximately 10 seconds and have a 50% chance of explosion

Full AMD just like my real life hardware.

Laggy because obese.

No internet because no social interactions.

A large screen but a low resolution

Constantly swapping HDD with a large number of unmarked bad sectors

One of those AMD E series laptop processors that can somehow play Jedi Academy but struggles to open Chrome.

a failing hard drive

7" connector

7700k, 1080ti, 10tb raid5, 512MB DDR-400

retarded

1PB HDD
Dual Xeon 2697s
512MB DDR2
Vega (great visuals, hot)
Full ATX case
7.75 x 6 peripherals
1200W Amphetamine-rated

post feminine penis

pentium d

i wouldn't even turn on

No benis pls

Post optical drive

Core2Quad 6600
4GB Kingston DDR2
GeForce 8800GTX