Two people with huge backpacks start walking towards you

>two people with huge backpacks start walking towards you
>"excuse me..."

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I am always happy to help tourists. Why so antisocial?

I wish people would walk towards me.

>they want you to give them directions
>you're terrible at giving directions

Well I used to work as tourist guide so
>"How can I help?"

>Clearly Westerners
>Start speaking garbage-tier Russian

>sorry, do you know where place x is
>JES, TÖRN LEFT ÄT KROSROUDS
>Just left?
>JES, TÖRN LEFT
>Ok thanks
>NOW PROPLEM

But you people do speak russian, right?

...

Holy shit it always happens to me and most of the times I'm not useful. Why do tourists choose me? I always wear my headphones pretending to listen to something but this doean't stop them, even if they don't speak english or italian, yes I'm talking with you french tourists.

Just answer them, cyкa

They always go for the most harmless looking guy tbqh

>PROPLEM
sounds cute

>how do i get to lhe weed shop?????
Fuck tourists

>buy leafs from someone
>grind them up
>sell them to those tourists as ebin 420 skunk so they don't have to go to the shop

Why did polish old lady ask me the way in Poland, in spite of that there were some poles.

Chicago Asian here

Since much of our population is unapproachable, I get hounded by tourists with constant questions. It's not bad when you think about it: if they have a good time and spend a lot of money, they'll consider coming back and maybe telling their friends

Right now our tourism dollars depend on the Cubs and portillos, so any chance I can take introducing tourists to different parts of the city, I'll take

>returning from university
>2 foreigners ask me "Where is the Paulista Avenue"
>*points to direction*
>"Go straight"
>"How long ?"
>"10 minutes!"

It was around 30 minutes actually.

>Good, I see you're enjoying your time in Estonia
>When are you going home?

do you direct them to the nigger zones so that they can embrace diversity

>obvious american tourist looking lost in the middle of city
>stops me and asks shit in english
>I reply in english
>tourist asks me which state I'm from
>I say I'm brazilian and they go "Ooooohhhh"

Everytime

>Not directing them down south into the ghettos

For shame

>people ask you for directions
>you're terrible at giving directions
>you would get lost in your own house
>autism make you mumble

That's why I stopped shaving, I hope my long beard will scare them.

you work in the loop or something? I only go downtown when i have to, and i avoid 99% of tourists this way

Because you don't strike fear. They are directly implying that you're a beta faggot. Which you are.

finnish accent is funny as fuck

>not asking tourists for the way to obscure locations just to explain it to them if they don't know
old people have to kill time somehow

>tfw tourists never talk to me

I always respond "nicht verstehen" and go away

sometimes I give them the opposite directions but only if they don't look white

I did that only once to some cuck couple from Scotland and then instantly regretted it

>sitting on the train
>hear an obnoxious Scottish accent (not the cool, trainspotting style Scottish, but the dull and dragging kind)
>he's got his arms wrapped around what I can only assume was his African gf
>hey man what's a fun part of town that tourists don't know about and don't go to
>well there's a green house on the west side that attracts a lot of attention
>thanks mate we'll go there tonight!

For those of you who aren't from here, the Garfield Park conservatory is in this neighborhood:

crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/community/north-lawndale

These stats on encompass the last 30 days BTW, making it one of Chicago'sost dangerous neighborhoods

I felt like shit right after I got off the train. I could have put their asses on worldstar.

Near North side, just across the river from the loop. I live Canadian tourists and people, by far my favorite kind of expat living in Chicago. No idea why you'd leave though, Toronto, a city that Canadians notoriously hate, seems to be like a nicer, smaller, cleaner, and safer version of Chicago

Fucking this.
I always sperg out and mumble "I don't know!" even though I do know but can't give directions to save my life so they would probably end up dead.

>Buy leafs

>Living or going anywhere where putos guiris are expected to be.
>In case you occasionally have to go where putos guiris may happen:
>Not wearing headphones, sunglasses and walk firm, fast and oblivious of everything around you.

You only have YOURSELF to blame.

I fucked up some shy New Zealander's night with some friends one time in a bar, we were all speaking monkey tier english to him, he was alone so he was afraid to do something. We had the best of intentions though, we were just drunk

>two people with huge backpacks start walking towards you
>"allahu akbar"

such is kebab life

Whose this handsome devil?

Bully our little brother and face the consequences you heathen

I want to be a backpacker but I'm afraid of bothering people.

he was probably a n*rmie though, what kind of dude goes alone to a bar in a foreign country

most people liek talking to tourists also checked

Why, hello.

oh how i know that feel OP...

>he calls other people "normies"
>he goes to a bar with his gang

did you notice his flag, austroach?

I wish I was a normie

>I'm talking with you french tourists.
s-sorry italianon i can speak english i swear

I don't care if you are french, german or spanish, but you must speak a language that I can understand, I swear french tourists always speak to me in their language even if I tell them I can't understand what they are saying, they don't even speak slower or use a map.