If your country had one day out of a year when all crime was legal, what would you do on that day?

If your country had one day out of a year when all crime was legal, what would you do on that day?

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rob bank

probably stay at home lol

Find the doctor who ruined my life with malpractice and cut off his balls.

>tfw a Jewish doctor fucked up my dad's life with an unnecessary surgery
I'm right behind ya

Rape a pretty girl.

>American healthcare

too rainy for looting

rape

>If
>one day

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Kill every non-white I see.

I would shill the unnecessary third installment in a mediocre movie franchise for a handfull of rice per day on a myanmarian shadow theater board

This is way we need feminism

t. John Xong

I would pirate WinRAR

we should just kill them all you know?
nobody ever claimed otherwise

>be a teenager
>depressed, anxious, you know NORMAL things for a teenager to be
>convinces parents to put me on clonazopam, a heavy duty benzodiazepine that causes people to become heavily dependant after only two weeks of usage
>insists I stay on it long term
>fast foreward to january of 2015
>go into withdrawal from it
>have to spend the entire year in painful withdrawal
>can no longer go to school
>unable to work
>have to move away from gf
>spend all of 2015 and the beginning of 2016 lying in bed wanting to kill myself
>benzos and other meds which I am now clean off of fucked up my musculoskeletal system too.

We are currently suing him and winning the case, but I also blame my parents equally as much for not doing their research and putting me on all sorts of dangerous pill cocktails throughout my life. We over-medicate everyone here. I hate my parents for it too, and they know I am right. I was just a kid when they did this to me, what was I supposed to do?

PHARMECUDICAL JEW: NOT EVEN ONCE

Don't worry, I don't mind if you're fat

Liberal hunting season is now open.

Find a girl who's already being raped
Save her by stabbing the dude's anus
Then proceed to rape her for the ultra mega PTSD value

Also this.

Leave the country, obviously.

>gf
REEEE GET OUT

Blow ATM's. Seems fun as fuck.

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Pirate Chinese cartoons

>implying that day is any different than a normal one in BRBRHUEHUE

Oh, the usual.
Horny rat-dogs, lights, fences, signs with increasingly unpleasant language, mines, roving guards, drone overwatch, counter mobility obstacles, pits of despair...

remove kebab

>If all crime was legal
>By definition crime is something that is against the law
My autism refuses to accept this thought play.

I'd say the same about yours.

Deny the Holocaust.

Find somewhere to hide until it blows over.

B-but terrorism doesn't count :(

Become batman and save the innocent with trademark infringement implied

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>stay in SAUNA for exdra long dime :D:D;DDD

Lynch people who commit crimes.

buy beer after 21:00

lmoa your parents fell for the depression meme

This.

I would probably smoke weed and download music.

Tax evasion

but that's like every day

You got my sword

Not pay for the bus

probably rape a cute chick but try to make her like it at least

>current year

See who chimps out and ostracize them for the rest of their lives.

sign the shadiest contract possible and get rich
murder, rape and loot are for monkeys

DUDE

>download music

sick bastard

rape is the only answer

have fun finding your "shadiest contract possible" you silly fuck

why not rape?

literal nigger behaviour

I see rape as destruction of public property.

Rape not pillaging you silly fucking Finn

Inflate the housing bubble so the natives can't afford one.

Barricade myself in my house.
Also, willingly harming your fellow man is wrong, regardless of whether or not the government forbids it.

what about a woman

Either rob a bank or kill rapists.

Only if she is prisoner of war.

niggers

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Wear shoes indoors probably.

Make a sign that says "I am armed so fuck off, rob someone else", put it out front, barricade my house, get my guns, get my gf and family, and sleep in shifts

shoot nu males

Actually I don't trust my family, half of us hate the other half, just me and my gf

Teaming up with several of my friends to form a team to rob other people or people who successfully robbed banks. Banks would be too well protected to get through

be vigilante hero, save damsels in distress

Drive 70 mph

Pee while standing up.

Team up with some people and rob every ATM and Bank I could. Also set government buildings on fire.

"If every crime ceased being crime for one day"
Is that better worded for your autism?

Jaywalk

Probably barricade my house so I don't get murdered by edgelords using the day to gang murder everyone.

Set fire to churches.

stay home and kill all home invaders who are dumb enough to think it's smart to start robbing people's homes just because all crime is allowed for a day

manspread

Uhh, racist and sexist much?

>Jaywalk
wew is this actually unironically illegal in Norway?

Download a car.

I wouldn't go out because someone would rob/kill me.

How is that different from any other day in Brazil?

I would fly to Brazil in a stolen plane and brake into your house and rob and kill you

I'd illegally download movies and music.

Good point, but it would still be even more dangerous.

watch a better film

nothing, like everyday

Kill my boss lol

Take child buy them ice cream send them home

Make some graffiti

yeah haha ;_;

Kill myself.

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I'd probably end up being a whiteknight if I bothered to leave home at all.

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Kill myself.C U C K ED

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I would barricade myself in my house in fear of my life.
You're all jokers if you think you'd be protagonists on a free crime day and not the victims

Butter my toast outdoors.

Hide with dog inside house. Make sure to have a weapon nearby.

I would do nothing officer

Please don't make posts like these. I know it's fanfiction but I still don't like it.