Finally get a job

>finally get a job
>java

wow what an amazing high quality post

/

better than me
>finally get a job
>javascript

>finally get a job
>still disappointed in my life

>don't get a job

>finally get a job
>mcdonalds

>apply for job
>minimum 32GiB experience

((((( GOOD POST QUALITY )))))

better than me
>finally get a job
>smalltalk

(((YOU'RE USING ECHOS WRONG)))

(((WHY DOES EVERYONE USE THESE WRONG)))

>looking for a job
>find a job
>miserable now

i licked a negro once

(((MEME)))

You can use it many ways my friend.

You can use it in many ways but only one way will be correct.

What did you say about JAVA?

N-nothing boss

Hey! No talkie until i finish my coffee

o-ok

((((LISP))))

>apply for job
>need to be .wav certified

>finally get 6-figure job
>javascript

Javas fine so long as you're not using in the way most retards do

Fico You, fag.
There is nothing wrong with Java.
Stop saying site, its a wonderful language language, its faster than c# and have some Nice pop paradigms

>finally get a job
>Visual basic 6
Kill me

>finally get a job
>Windows 2000

>faster than c#
not on desktop programs.

WinForms or WPF are much, much faster than Swing or AWT.

>apply for a java job
>receive a 10 page test project
>php

>Implying you'll find ever something that doesn't use java

>There are people in this board who went embedded in uni
They must hate money

>heaven knows

(OP)
>apply for a java job
>receive a test project with 10 pages of instructions
>php

>finally get a job
>Lisp

Java isn't bad.

>been working on a project for 5 years already
>was promised the project is going to switch to C++11
>we still use C++03
I'm too lazy to do anything about it.

Good

Hellish.

le_donald and Facebook cancer

>get job right out of university
>VHDL

I can soo relate to that.

Picture

>finally get a job
>CS degree is worthless because you actually have to know how to code

This is why I'm glad I'm teaching myself. I'll still be shit but won't have debt

>finally gets a job
>sorry we mixed you up with someone else