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Because nobody else was making one
Happy Canada day, assholes

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day drinking desu

I'm trans-arab terroristkin and Nelson Mandela is my spirit animal.

I hope Canadians have fun doing whatever Canadians do today

Are the images with fake quotes really necessary? He's cringey enough in reality.

just think of all the chinese celebrating in sandals in vancouver and you can see their sexy bare toes in te july sun

American music is so fucking sad.
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>happy canada day

nah, there ain't nothing to be proud of anymore in this shit country.

t. jaded af

Sissy americans

Yeah, there are plenty of other memes other there.

you're welcome to leave, pussy

I expected him to have a hotter wife. He's pretty.

Canada yes

how can i go to canada

ride a moose

What is Ottawa like to live in? Is it a good city? I get the impression that it's like a combination of Toronto and Montreal but more "toned down."

is this real?

you first shitskin

obviously not
I'm white you butthurt little bitch

rude

should i buy a single shot 16ga shotgun for $75? it's on sale

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Is 16 ga. common in Canada? I like the idea of single shot shotguns because it can be gateway to a lot of fuckery, but 16 ga seems kinda random

Check if the helium way is cheaper, if it isn't, go for it.

It's the best city in Canada.

that's not what i'll be using it for

not super common, but you can find the ammo easily enough, although it is a lot more expensive than 12ga

i think that's why it's so cheap

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hmmm

>tfw you realize this is what the average mexican /cum/ poster looks like

hi

Oh God I hope so

Having some coconut sorbet, pretty good :)

what meme is best?

post hunnies

Aha suh dude

seeing the bra through a translucent shirt is so hnnng

>this man is 44 years old
How did he managed to keep such a bright and youthful appearance, lads?

blood of privileged white male virgins

this guy kind of looks like owen wilson

his hair is horrible tho

Think about it this way.
If I ever got a gf
She would realize that I do my laundry once every two weeks while I own only 4 pairs of underpants. She would put 2 and 2 together.
Do you STILL want a gf?

Tell me about Canadian Geese.

girls are more gross than guys desu
ever seen a girl's brush? makes you want to throw tf up

they also have some disgusting underwear issues that sometimes they just dont clean

He's so fresh, so happy. His eyes gleam with energy and his body language is soft and caring.

Meme about him all you want but he seems like a really nice guy who's trying his best to do what he thinks is right.

Are there any young people you can't say that about?

His eyes gleam with the ignorance of a retard that doesn't know it's retarded

me desu

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Those fuckers made me play soccer and football in shit-covered fields my whole fuckīng life CANADIAN GEESE GENOCIDE WHEN

How's that North American union treating you guys?

This.
Panty lines are better though

who would meet up with me if i were to pass by your city on vacation?
i won't mention feet unless you want to

Are you allowed to fight them back?

We never voted on it. It's just Obama's wet dream.

>Meme about him all you want but he seems like a really nice guy who's trying his best to do what he thinks is right.
I am right wing and I kind of respect him exactly for that, however I disagree with many of his ideas

>have white parents
>have white wife
>talk about how interracial parents benefits the country

Fuck him so much. I wish he gets beheaded on his impeachment.

I would, sure. But I live in bumfuck no where so the chances of meeting anyone from here are next to none.

*devours feces*

Take that!

>a really nice guy who's trying his best to do what he thinks is right
This is exactly why liberals like you are ruin everything.

Did any of you guys just see that guy eat his own shit?

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Why are you nerds sitting inside on Friday night instead of going out with your friends?

>liberals like you
Have you read my post

I'm also in bumfuck, NW. What state?

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muzzshit btfo? what do YOU think?

im finding myself starting to hate my personality more and more every week

because I like drinking alone and don't really have any friends

>Your friends

I'm at work. Also, I have no friends besides my roommate.

Link?

lol, me too. I was only pretending.

yeah, same here. can't stand you at all

same

>he isnt at rock bottom yet

Recommend a movie featuring a dictator.

>friends
who?

The Great Dictator

i am constantly getting drunk and doing stupid things i always regret and seem to be unable to stop myself

i want to say im going to quit drinking for a month to see how things go but im guessing i'll falter

Guess who's back

any movie about the us

>Friday night
it's 3 pm motherfucker

playing runescape

Something big for humanity is going to happen in the next years

Texas, senpai.

>"United" States
>4h time difference between one coast and the other

fuccing degenerate tbph

Great generalization

reddit did good today

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Some prick at work gave me a cold lads

Are you black?

Get a job.

it's true
i have this feeling that some sort of change or event it's going to affect the whole world population soon

same

>tfw I don't enjoy video games anymore

need a hobby 2bh lads

asian feet

>need a hobby 2bh lads
everything, but a*ime.

Come woods exploring and bushcrafting with me

:^(

Plays MMOs.

They're not vidya, it's a way of life

Hands free masturbation