Tfw you succumb to the convenience of online shopping and the botnet profiles you

>tfw you succumb to the convenience of online shopping and the botnet profiles you
Why does it have to be like this? How can I protect myself without going off the grid?

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leave, fag

Pay someone you know IRL to buy things for you.

This shit is unreal.

pls remove tomo chan

what the fuck is wrong with the goverment plates?

I think it's more about the open display of suicidal thoughts.

Are you guys unironically sitting around in Japanese school girl uniforms?

Sometimes.
You really shouldn't knock it till you try it.

doesn't matter, I look like a girl so it's not out of place

What's your name en femme?

>you will never be feminine enough to wear a sailor outfit and sit down doing nothing
just fucking kill me now

...

what is the appeal of this?
I don't get it.

what're you a tranny?

i hate this board so fucking much

*love

>interacting in meatspace

>Being a disgusting neet that no one loves

>disgusting
I'm unsightly but clean and groomed.
>neet
Got my degree online, work online, and live online.
>that no one loves
Don't be a normalfag.

and you also make posts claiming that you dress up like a girl in private

you sound like a real winner

>wearing x clothes makes you gay/ a tranny
ok

Its a Death Grips album.

the act isn't gay but everyone who does it certainly is

what the fuck is wrong with death grips?

I do what I want when I want because I want to and nothing stops, limits, or controls me.
Can you say the same? Roasties are not worth your freedom.

It's trash

>roasties don't control me
>but i one so bad that i dress up like one because i'm lonely

You talk big about freedom, but all I see is someone stuck in a vice and that vice is loneliness.

your trash

his trash?

hi's trash

Your grammar is trash, fucktard

I think you accidentally a word there friend.
Whatever you intended to say, I want to be an adorable loli, not some post-pubescent WHORE.

you're*

What's the point if nobody is ever going to call you cute or pat your head?

That's what the anime and MMOs are for. Also the makarov for when it comes to that. Now if you'll kindly excuse me I have i-important business to attend to.

Can you imagine some poor scrawny white dude dressed up in some schoolgirl outfit from amazon watching anime and selfinserting so hard he makes kissing motions when girls get kissed on screen and sobbing quietly?

Do they make this shit for 6'2 /fit/ size?

I'll call you cute and Pat your head, user. Where are you?

just make your own

>scrawny
For your information I could probably crush your head like an overripe watermelon on a hot day.
I also never sob when self inserting. I have become very good at it.

Yes. Many brands do a "one size fits all" for big girls (yeah right) and manlets but others have sizes.

Oregon. Due west of Portland.

How do I get the right size? If I follow the size chart, will I end up with saggy empty tit space?

What's wrong with Xanax?
Take some bars and fuck some hoes, loser

This picture is gay AF

convert men's to women's sizes, and then convert to asian size.
everything in asia is one size smaller.
For example, asian women's large is your women's medium.
Also, for shoe sizes, just add 2 to your shoe size to get women's size

They make these for guys. They know that there's no 6'4" chick buying a pink sailor uniform. Typically Gook sizes though, I just go one up.

are people on this board seriously wearing schoolgirl outfits?

I'm too far from Oregon right now, but I'm moving to Tennessee in about a year, so who knows? Maybe I'll come help you sink deeper into delusion.

You aren't?

why the fuck is so many mentally ill faggots? your place is r9k or lgtb, go there and dress whatever you want, doesn't matter in the end because you will kill yourself anyway

We all die in the end.

Thanks. What panties do you recommend?

i'll do what i want

You don't belong on Sup Forums, try r/technology or whatever the subreddit is called.

"girls" with dicks doesn't belong to Sup Forums

See

Where in Tennessee?

Prove it.

Sewanee. You can give me an email or steam account etc if you're willing to wait. I'm in France for the next 14 months or so so it'll be a while.

Jockey no panty line promise bikini

Nice enough area, I'm 3 hours to the east .

Is there anything Japanese style or at least blue striped?

Holy fuck. Aloha from Aloha.

I dunno how good it'll fit a big guy but I'm 5'7" 125 lbs and I love these. They sort of compress and squeeze the goods so I can't get hard.
amazon.com/dp/B018VOKZS8

you have the bmi of a teenage girl

I'm 6'1 185, if I get the side-ties, do you think I'll be able to make them loose enough to be comfy?

Annual school/g/irl cosplay meet when?

There is a pattern called "snow blossom" that kinda looks jap, I've got one coming in the mail. The "matte and shine" high cut is kinda striped. That and the bikini panties are the only ones that really work with male junk in the front.

I didn't actually expect anyone to be here. I don't like this anymore, make it stop.

I thought water bottles were supposed to be better since you're not drinking from the fucking tap

Thanks. I eat twice a day.

Dunno, I got the regular ones. Maybe? See how long the string is and measure yourself.

Hello from Portland with love.

You don't actually want someone to pat your head?

>Oregon is the most degenerate state
Huh.

More than California?

>annual school/g/irl hackathon and cosplay meet
this would be so fun

Also notice how everyone posting is from oregon/washington state despite it being noon on a weekday.
no jobs?

We have three crossdressers ITT living in Oregon.

>tfw you stumble into a tranny panty thread

>no jobs
Nope. Work mindfucked me and I'm still recovering.

I'm a full time student.
>tfw your taxes are paying for my pantsu
Haha, socialism!

LoL, you need pills to dull your fears.

Pussy.

So should it be in Oregon? Could be fun.

May we cross paths on friendly terms. Odds are we won't since there's too many god damn people here now.

>no fun allowed starter pack

Keep it the fuck away from Portland, it'll get weirder than it already is. Though there is Kumoricon in October…

If we can arrange it for September or later 2018, I'll be in Tennessee and I'm always up for a road trip. I'd even pick some of you up on the way if you need a ride.

Is wearing panties that are a little too tight permanently shrinking my dick?

I seriously don't leave my house though. Amazon Fresh has basically removed the need for me to see sunlight unless I have to sign contracts or see a doctor.

I only leave at night. To hell with the sun.

>conspiracy theory about WATER BOTTLES for fucks sake
>people take this kind of content seriously

during erection, your member engorges with blood until it can take no more, if you're wearing something tight it'll stop before it gets painful
no it won't shrink it don't be dumb

You from Washington, user? Sorry, this thread isn't for sub-humans.

I know the feeling bro ;_;

The health effects of BPA and phthalates have been established.

>a de/g/enerate meetup in a degenerate city
I'm in!

I'm fucking huge and /fit/, just try it out.

Yes?

>mfw all the questions are from men

>fun

Also people can and do post from work

In schoolgirl cosplay?

bump for school/g/irls 2018

Well, what about fluoride which is in like most of US tap water?