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nice autism Papalapados

Your vision of France is quite similar to mine on every point, noice m8

>it's another edgy teenager hates everyone episode

Shit map OP :3

wheres the template?

>makes a map thread
>doesn't post template

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>Kill it with fire


I take it you guys living in those rainy and cold areas of haut de france must be somehow jealous of our superior quality of life down here in Provence.
I dont get it otherwise

>post ok quality picture you can fill to match your opinion
>retards complain
ok

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>It's a 'everybody loves Scotland and Ireland but inexplicably hates England on a map' thread.

rate

England is full of shitskins, niggers and Polacks.

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You know Scotland will be once they leave.

This is what makes it more ridiculous.

England is a generally right wing place unhappy with shit like that whereas Scotland is a 'we love everybody' and is dominated by a party who not only say immigration levels are fine, but encourage more into Scotland.

I will never understand this. I think people just watch Braveheart and build u[ in their head the idea of Scots being some noble celts when they're all whiny cunts with serious poverty/ drug problems.

Yes but Scotland is full of Scottish people

Why do you hate that spot next to you?

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How can you possibly like T*rkey but hate the rest of the Balkans? What kind of sense does that make?

Go back to JVC, kid.

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delet this

>Hating on other French region

Opinion discarded

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What does he mean by this?

I'm not complaining because I don't like my country but what in your opinion puts failed country with mafia in power like Ukraine above us?

Daily reminder

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Gib back Savoia and Corsica then

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EXPLANATIONS:

Scotland-Mixed Feelings due to most of the country being leftists from Edinburgh who are now a far cry from the actual scottish in terms of their culture and are basically just english with an accent. Gaelic parts which have kept their culture and way of life are fucking god tier though

Spain-I like their culture. Like the environment there too i guess. However on the negative, they are going down the shitter and also decided to overthrow their fascist government.

Portugal-Pretty much the same case as Spain.

Russia-Mainly just because I fucking hate the glorification of Russia as a hwite conservative non degenerate society. Its bullshit. The place looks like a fucking shit hole in most cities, the fuckign ruskis there act like subhumans. And worst of all is that christians who hate muslims meme. 15% of pop are muslim. Granted, they arent "refugees" and are native to their respective area.

Belarus-Hate how they cuck themselves to Russia.

Belgium-Literal non-country

All countries in Balkans which i dont like-Only really put this because either they are povo as fuck and/or because they act like cunts on the internet(definitely this for Serbia).

Greece-Fucking unable to manage their economy. Voted fucking socialists.

CAnt be bothered explaining why i liked countries. Was mainly due to a criteria of how they act online, how much I like their culture or how based they are(ie poland and hungary)

Turks are bro-tier, Serbs are pro-Russian filth, Albanians are sub-80 IQ sub-humans

holy shit such cucks

I agree, Brittany is the best place on Earth.

you better change that to love or super power Norway will fry your asses

rate pls

Unsure if this is a good thing or a bad thing.

>his flag
Pretty sure it's a meme

I think the meme is to hate us, which is why it's confusing.

Maybe that's his goal. Well played, NZ.

who are you guys?

i know must flags but not this.. are you a central american country

Wtf man, why do you hate turkey

gallipoli never forget

'muh heritage' or actually irish?

I was born there and moved to Aus young so a bit of both I guess

After the war if Gallipoli:

"Those heroes that shed their blood and lost their lives ... You are now lying in the soil of a friendly country. Therefore rest in peace. There is no difference between the Johnnies and the Mehmets to us where they lie side by side here in this country of ours ... You, the mothers who sent their sons from faraway countries, wipe away your tears; your sons are now lying in our bosom and are in peace. After having lost their lives on this land they have become our sons as well." -Mustafa Kemal Atatürk

I mean yeah it's a tradegy but nobody forced you to attack Turkey.

dont make me make you a lighter shade of green holland

Simple fishermen turned oilniggers will never become a super power

>I hate Bosnia and Albania bcz they're le muslims xDD
When will this Sup Forums autism end?
Bosnia is 50% Christian and Albania is one of the most secular muslim countries in the world with big atheist and christian population

Whenever I see maps like this I assume you are underage faggots who's only life experience
is Sup Forums memes

I'm just saying, friend. Turkey should be hating you and they don't, literally makes no sense to hate a country because you attacked them with no provocation and then got your ass kicked, and after that the country that kicked your ass still talks nicely of you, as I've quoted above.

I, for one, love Norway because of bacalhau. Even though you kind of ruin it, and it's not as good as it used to be when you let us fish it instead of buying it.

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Maybe because marseille is arabistan?
They wanted to kill paris too after all.

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>Never

Bitch, We was one in the 12th century

That doesn't explain it, Marseille in one city, the kill it area is bigger. If the answer was just muh muslims then it would look like this user is probably right they must be jelly of the clearly superior south

I don't think you know what's a superpower

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We ruled:
>Iceland
>Faroe islands
>Greenland
>Parts of Scotland
>Parts of Ireland
>Parts of Sweden

Most countries in Europe was small pocket kingdoms. Go kill yourself frenchie

Calm your tits, that's still not a superpower.

thank you Turan bro

>mfw people hating on us because we're 50% muslim

>We ruled
>An empty frozen island
>Some slightly less frozen but still empty island
>An even bigger and colder empty island

The rest is more relevant yeah. Outside of the fact "superpower" was first used for the British Empire and its worldwide scale you didn't even dominate Europe or anything at the time. Being just big isn't an achievement m8

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>We ruled
lmao

you had a village or two in those areas

If you say so Swedistan

>Being just big isn't an achievement m8
Yes it is? All of these places (except Greenland) Was won in battle. It takes strong and smart men to win wars.

Yes but they are 50% muslim also mate

You fuckers really like the cold, don't you?

Also, Sweden's right, that's barely an empire if all you did was arrive at the place and start fishing.

By that logic, Canada and possibly Australia would've been Portuguese at some point, since we had fishing boats there but never colonised it properly.

don't forget swansea = sveyn's island

>north sea empire when

why do you hate Nunavut?

Why didn't you guys bother colonizing North America?

To think I could have been a glorious lusophone....

Small country, small population. It's why we never colonised a lot, and had trouble defending what we did. Also baaaaad investments of money, mostly on cathedrals and ephemeral goods.

We were known for having really fucking high KDR in battles (see pic), but there's a limit to the human capacity, so we spread ourselves too thin.

So, we signed a treaty (of Tordesillas) with the Spanish to colonize between Brazil and India, and they had the right to the rest (most of America), so we only settled a couple of fishing posts. Africa was valuable for slaves and diamonds, but more importantly gave us a way of avoiding the Silky Road jews and generate money.

Then the Spanish got hold of our throne for like 80 years through marriage, and we started losing battles to the Brits (our oldest allies, ffs) and Dutch, and by the time we got our independence back it was too late, and the Brits got everything from the Spaniards. That made us miss the industrial revolution until it was too late, and you know the rest.

Also, all non-European Portuguese language sounds weird, so you're probably better off. English is much simpler, and you can tell English-speaking kids dominate their language much sooner than Romance languages.

Fair enough. I did kinda narrowly avoid becoming BR since some of my German ancestors thought about moving to South Brazil but ended up setting in Wisconsin instead.

I think EU PT is WAY more beautiful than BR PT, so I'm kinda lucky to be a foreign lusophone and not some BR who decided he liked EU PT better. I've seen Americans who try to switch to UK English and it's embarrassing.

don't forget all of north america, owing to the couple of decades of 60ish people living in vinland

this is a severe and deep case of autism?

Heh, I'm all for learning European Portuguese, regardless where you're from. It is harder and almost useless, since everyone below 40 here speaks English. I've never seen an Anglophone catch the 'r's quite right, since they are softer than the French, but harsher than the Spanish, and not fake 'r's like in English.

I do think it is a beautiful language, and props for going for authenticity. We have a lot of interesting but untranslated literature, since we had a lot of poets, that foreigners will never appreciate because of the entrance barrier. Songs too.

There's a /luso/ thread in the catalog going on, so stop by to train.

Funny how predictable province is. They always pretend to hate Paris but at the same time people in Paris don't care about anything besides Ile-de-France.

Do you guys just want us to notice you?

>Portuguese R sound
I actually never thought that was too difficult, but I might do the hard Rs a bit too aggressively. I had a harder time with -ão and -lh-.

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Anyway, I started learning mainly since some of my friends are PT and I ended up really falling in love with the language. I'm trying to learn as much PT as I can in the coming month since I'm visiting in the beginning of August (Lisboa, Sintra, Évora, Óbidos, Caldas da Rainha, Coimbra).

>only likes the southern tip of Sweden that is ruled by sharia law

fixé pour toi

Merci
Encore que les bret*n pourraient dire "ouais mais c'est l'inverse on a pas beaucoup de bougnoules" ce qui est pas faux mais ils sont les plus gauchiasses donc ça va

Eh, not bad at all. A tad too long, in a way, but it's not like some of us don't do it either. I'm actually impressed. Definitely European-sounding. A tad on the Azorean.

You accent the wrong syllables sometimes, but otherwise it's pretty good. Try and attack the second to last, when possible, and when not ´ ` or ^ accented. The rules are fucked, and only go there with time.

>LisbOa, SINtra, Évora, Óbidos, Caldas da RaINha, CoIMbra.

Say you don't like the Spanish in any small bar outside of Lisbon and the Algarve, and you might just get a free beer.

All you really need to get in the good side of almost any Portuguese is to acknowledge us as such, and never mention the Spanish. Props for Olivença too.

IT'S TATOPOULOS

why do you like turkey and ukraine?

Le reste, c'est la crème de la crème, par contre

DIEU BÉNISSE LE CENTRE, LA NORMANDIE, L'AQUITAINE, L'ALSACE-LORRAINE ET L'OCCITANIE ! (et le Poitou)

MONGOL BROTHERHOOD

Jobbiks can understand but you german rape baby cant understand

>imblying the all jobbik voters love turkey especially after the immigration crisis
>implying jobbik voters are not the same people as other hungarians

Of course not same, carrying the noble blood of Attila and carrying the bastard
european farmers blood would cant the same.

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Les mecs qui se rassurent comme ils peuvent en mettant en avant le "patrimoine historique" de leurs régions de bouseux alors qu'ils traitent les autres régions selon leur état actuel.
Très juste comme critique.