Sit down to take a shit

>Sit down to take a shit
>Package arrives

>not having your own package manager

>sit down to have a life
>baby arrives

fpbp

Why are you leaving your door open?

What is this meme?
Why don't your postmen just leave the package on the doorstep?

They won't unless you tell them to.

not everyone lives in a white neighborhood

Then why don't you fags just tell them to?

There is no white neighbourhood left on earth

>tap tap
>open door to a Canada Post worker
>demands extra payment for delivering my package
>everything including shipping already paid for
>never have to do this for other delivery guys
wtf.flac

^C^C^C

The breeze feels good

Oh, I guess thats why
I live in an all white suburb in a small town in Alabama

Unless you got a receipt, that postman scammed you.

Thats a shitty situation

>Alabama
Not white

>I live in an all redneck suburb in a small town of sister fuckers
Ok

I did get a receipt but I was still scammed damn it.

Depends on what part
Some parts are extremely white, and some parts are extremely black, there is not many areas that are inbetween
I live in town thats 93% white

At least my package doesn't get stolen

Rednecks steal shit more than niggers

better than a nigger zoo

>Thinks he's away from uncivilized niggers
>Lives with literal inbreds
Nice going

I didn't say they were civilized. I said they were better than niggers, which is true. Learn to read.

>Sit down to take a shit
>Package arrives
>Mom gets the package for me

am i the only one who puts toilet paper on the floor does a poo into it squatting and then puts the paper and poo in the toilet?

if your shit taking takes more than 3 minutes you have a medical problem

>2017
>home delivery
WHY IS THIS SHIT ALLOWED WHY CAN'T THEY JUST LEAVE THE PACKAGE AT THE POST OFFICE INSTEAD OF ARRIVING AT A RANDOM TIME BETWEEN 10 AM AND 9 PM AND THEN LEAVING THE PACKAGE EITHER OUTSIDE MY DOOR OR AT THE NEIGHBOR IF I'M AT WORK OR SOMETHING FUCKING RETARDED BACKWARD PIECE OF CIA NIGGER SHIT SYSTEM

It used to piss me off when people took half an hour shits.

What the fuck are you doing in there? It's not play with your boipucci time.

>tfw no mommy gf

typical Sup Forums consumerist. Always buying gadgets instead of learning about technology

You don't wipe?

some of us have ibs you inconsiderate fuck

eat some fiber you disgusting fuck

Oh shit, I'm sorry.

How is this thread fucking technology related? Good job, mods!
Well, at least I'll get a ban for "shitposting". Fuck this.