Post your ideal European Union

Post your ideal European Union

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not poland

European unity will never be possible. It goes against the will of God, and you will see it soon for yourselves.

Whatever you say, master

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what's wrong with slovakia and hungary? :c

i am now european :DD

That's not very Christian

Defying God's will is not very Christian, and Europe is rebellious.

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the right one

go clean refugee feet francis

Leave us alone please.

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Tainted by russian cultural virus to the point of being unsalvagable.

El vaticANO

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I think you want to replace Crna Gora with BiH

perfect

Put balts in and scotland and it would be bretty gud.

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Do you hate Kazakhstan?

Maybe add Slovakia and Hungary and it's pretty much ideal.

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>The Caliphate of Eurodenbts

Please no.

>leaving Antartica out

Fuck them and their penguins.

I have a lot of Italian friend, and positive lurking to Mediteranean Union

sory guys, Italy is not only about you

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The union of hardworking whiteish people

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The original EEC with 6 countries was perfect (France + W. Germany + Italy + Benelux).

Fuck England that turned it into an American province (English language, pseudo-free trade, common law).

Fuck the reunited Germany that turned it into the Fourth Reich with """migrants""" and subservient Eastern shitholes.

Fuck all the low-wage countries who took our jobs.

>eastern europe and finland
>hardworking

Also fuck the Nordics who are nothing but Anglo cocksuckers.

JUST

This coming from the country that is literally filled with trash and corrupted mafioso politicians, I don't think you're a good fit for the union in an economic standpoint. You're basically Greece lite.

Fixed

>a finnish talking about economy
drink less vodka

GDP that is still around the same as the British one, how is that bad? Just take a quick peek at your own stats, m8

Official EU

nice ad personam

>You're basically Greece lite

'no'

Italy's GDP per capita is just below the United Kingdom's.

And Italy is quite richer than Finland (net worth per capita).

You can get angry now OR think about a fiscal union between selected countries and how glorious Europe could be if we left out irresponsible leeches.

wat

mine;)

He probably means Orbán

Croatia is 10 times better tha Slovenia

Wanna bet OP is dumb enough to not be able to locate them on a map?

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Bravo Estonia!

The most he did is that he tried to balance international relations on both sides, but anybody thinking he's more pro-Russia than pro-Europe is a fool and doesn't even bother to check the things he says.

How does a country so rich manage to be so shit? Criminals are everywhere in the cities just like trash is, politicians can steal money from the government, fuck underage whores and meme while receive no punishment whatsoever? Doesn't sound very good to me.

I've got nothing against the Faroe islands.

Unification of completely different entities

What Russian cultural virus?
Russian culture is pretty obscure here

1) our homicide rate is almost half of that of Finalnd, because we're not mentally unstable drunkards.
2) The trash is Naples' problem, their services are not run by the goverment, but by the local city council.
3) If you're talking about Berlusconi, he wasn't punished for the presence of an underage girl at his parties because there is no way to prove that he actually paid her for sex.

ignorance sloth & insularity

Who? Italians? Fucking mongol.

>Criminals are everywhere in the cities just like trash is
Because the union of South Italy and North Italy looks like the union of Greece and Germany.

>politicians can (...) fuck underage whores and meme
Literally nothing wrong with this. Italy is not a Lutheran country.

lol

>Italy is not a Lutheran country.
Fatal mistake.

There is much more to crime than homicide, how would you compare against us in robberies, pickpockets and such?

>The trash is Naples' problem
So it's only your third-largest city that is filled with trash? Oh, I guess that's nothing then and doesn't represent your country in any way.

Yeah I was talking about Berlusconi but not only about his ephebophilia, how can you ignore the fact that the head of your parliament had strong ties with the mafia?

Best map itt

>ignorance sloth & insularity
Source? You think Poland or Czechia is any better?

>we r nordic
Catholics>Heretics

Oh yeah I forgot that it's okay in your religion to literally fuck children and that the church protects those who do. That's one more thing why we shouldn't be associated with your kind.

We are atheist, but Lutherans are the only sensible people out of the religious nuts tbf.

delete this

>Socialist Western Euros think they can hold the waves from Asia and Africa without the Eastern Euros.

You know what, you deserve what is coming to you. I will stand together with Polska for the new Europe.

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go on, keep spouting memes, maybe you'll manage to look even more stupid.
Of course you have fewer pickpockets, your immigrant population is very small compared to ours, because nobody wants to live there, not even those who escape wars.
And I repeat, Naples is not run by people elected by me, but by Neapoliatns themselves. If anything, the cerntral government actually solved their trash crisis in 2011, but of course an ignorant like you wouldn't know.

>still mad because berlusconi criticised their food

Literally a nation built on butthurt and strong alcohol.

@61592591
See kids, this is what user fuming out of its ass looks like ;)

Skoda and CZ best brands.

>fucking the 17-year-old in pic related is "literally fucking children"

You've got a problem with sexuality, Pekka. I'm not even Christian btw.

There are no pure Italian robbers and pickpockets, it's only immigrants? Let me call bullshit on that one.
Yeah your streets seem very clean now, I admit I was wrong

>still mad because berlusconi criticised their food

>Literally a nation built on butthurt and strong alcohol.

Who's memeing now?

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Not really. Luther himself was a religious nut.

I didn't call that 17yo prostitute a child but I called all catholics child rapists which you are and that is a proven fact

> wanting Poland in the EU
why?

This one's the only proper one.

Your religion is a meme anyway, I can't argue with memes.

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>1) our homicide rate is almost half of that of Finalnd, because we're not mentally unstable drunkards.
>half
Wew, Luigi. I thought you were macho too and not pussies. What happened?

Meme or molester, those are the choices

>excluding Bavaria

Bit rude that

because the EU's final aim is to include all Europe in a great superstate.

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best one

this + baltics

Estonia belongs to Finland räääääääääääää

Why not including Bosnia?

rude

Because it's split into three parts in case they want to murder each other, so I doubt they can just join like that.