/csg/ Chink Shit General

In /csg/, we discuss the cheap shit you see on Gearbest, Taobao, AliExpress, Banggood, eBay and similar sites.

>IRC channel
qchat.rizon.net/?channels=/csg/
#/csg/ on rizon

>Discord link
discord.gg/bUJ3VGM

>Chink Shit Randomiser
chinkshit.xyz/random/

>Chink Shit Wiki
wiki.installgentoo.com/index.php/Chink_shit_general

>Gearbest Deals Pastebin for 28/07
pastebin.com/2fLw8S88

>Chink Shit Infographic
chinkshit.xyz/infographic.pdf

>News
• user addicted to buying chink shit • Something arrives... it's a Xiaomeme 4X!
• Another great TomTop deal, this time on a Xiaomi magic cube • user reminds us all to huff our packages for that sweet nose cancer • user leaves a vague story about an exploding battery with a stock image of fire • user gets a motherload of packages, a smart socket shark SD card, phone case and KZ ZST
• Disappointing news: the e-ink Digoo weather station is a chink lie, is instead ugly blue LCD • user wants to buy a Xiaomi Air 13 2016 without watching reviews anons remind him it burns hotter than the sun better chink alternative laptops offered
• More people about to fall for the Big Clive human death approved mosquito light • user wants a drawing tablet anons suggest the Ugee meme, he thinks it's overkill and all you need is a Core Duo • user holding out hope for "official" weeb shit to appear on Ali • More deliveries for /csg/ anonymous a mobile phone clamp for PS3 controllers >61595854 and 24 pin to 8 pin cable • A review of the big-ass chink mouse mats • user shilling his Chink Shit Randomiser App • user sells his camera gear and turns to chink phones for good camera...? Previous thread

Other urls found in this thread:

gearbest.com/graphics-tablets/pp_364507.html
gearbest.com/graphics-tablets/pp_364944.html
pastebin.com/cJ6KzpY2
item.taobao.com/item.htm?spm=a230r.1.14.203.ebb2eb26BGnJ3&id=532603585347
aliexpress.com/item/SD2VITA/32822549552.html
twitter.com/SFWRedditVideos

News extended:

• user updates his Gearbest doc leaves in vindictive cunty digs at /csg/ Comfy (me) returns with his pastebin Google Docs user response is to try and get me banned but has his posts deleted by mods instead • RegOp arrives in style to show off his new James Donkey 125M mouse says it feels better than the Motospeed V40 The software is very Pornhub-like • user writes up a chink shit watch guide from high-end to vintage • user gets a pair of KZ ATR, simvict D05 buds, infuser for beer making, some hose clamps, screen protectors for fitbit charge 2, the Zanflare f1 and a bunch of nitecore tubes that I got for 5$ from gearbest on flash sale

You forgot to change your trip code

>tfw never make the news

Anyone know about the cintiq alternatives? I'm thinking of buying an old cintiq (12wx probably), but if the gook's produce anything of quality, it might be a better investment.

>tfw was the $50 microphone guy last time

What's the best chinese website to buy cheap, genuine flash drives? Looking for at least a 32gb drive, I don't care if it's USB 2.0 or 3.0.

Ugee
19 inch
gearbest.com/graphics-tablets/pp_364507.html

21 inch
gearbest.com/graphics-tablets/pp_364944.html

just antagonize comfy and he'll make it all about you apparently

Any watch experts lurking csg?

I'd ask wt, but I don't want them to make fun of me for buying chink shit.

Is there sense in buying chink watches not for quirk factor or just fashion statement, but, like a mid-range, proper "status" watch?

Or will a chink watch make me look like a pleb no matter what?

Just follow this guide and you'll be fine
pastebin.com/cJ6KzpY2

Even /wt/ wait all year for Bagels to show up so they can buy one

Bought mom xiaomi 4x. It overheats like fuck and takes a long-ass time to charge.

Wtf, I thought xiaomme were supposed to be good, /csg/.

>takes a long-ass time to charge
You retard, read the info on the charger. It's only 0.35A. Find or buy a 1.5A charger and it will charger normally.
>It overheats like fuck
Is it also your retardation or what? Does she game on it? Now you're making me scared, I wanted to buy it for my dad since Redmi Note 4 is good but he wanted something smaller.

We threw out the charger right away because it's a chink power plug.

It overheats while charging, while gaming, and is pretty fucking warm during casual internet browsing.

Also the oukitel I bought to my cousin has problems with the screen turning off sometimes, probably also due to overheating.

Fuck chink shit memes, I'll buy her an xperia next time. Nippon banzai.

only RN3P was a good meme

>Buying Kusony

>We threw out the charger right away because it's a chink power plug.
You retard. Was it Mediakek by any chance? And you wonder why it overheats.

Can any non-retarded user who owns Redmi 4X Global give me his opinion?

RN4G is good too, m90. I own it and have no complaints.

>buying the Mediatek version
only yourself to blame, retard.

It's probably the Zukk shill, he's quite easy to identify by his rddt spacing.

Welcome to chinked

bougth and oukitell malware spyware everywhere, screen not workink. not recomend that shit brand.

own a nº1 all good untill chargr plug break. last me about 3 years.
bought doogee x5 for gf still working no isues

bingo, we used to have a ton of stories like this about the RN3P "I gifted it to my brother and it died instantly wow /csg/ I thought xiaomi were good" and he'd never be able to prove any of it was real. IF you asked for proof he actually bought the phone he'd go into a sperg overload. It was and still is embarrassing since he's still at it.

It's not a mediakek you fucking retards.
Here's proofs.
>44C
OH GOD ITS BURNING MY HANDS
Wew, I didn't know we had literal, unironic shills here on /csg/.
>5 yuan has been deposited to your account

>9:26PM
Did you poo on it?

>12-hour time format

Why charging? Barely acceptable even if true.

>literal paid xiaomeme shills browsing csg right fucking now
Woah, I guess it's true what they say about shilling on Sup Forums.

Silly me, guess they did manage to trick this dumb laowai into buying a POS chinkphone behind a fancy brand.

Also, the aluminium back cover on 4x is so thin, flimsy and easily scratched that it's fucking pathetic.
Also, the camera is shit, too. Literally worse than a 3 year old samsung J

Better post that warning on Reddit asap.

>cortex-a53 octacore
Lel might as well be a mediatek

>using a 'no you' argument
user, have some dignity.

Woah, moving the goalposts, are we now?
>i-it's mediatek
>i-it's the wrong qualcomm
Kek, maybe xiaomi is just shit, how about that?

>if I call him reddit, people will stop paying attention to the subject at hand
Pretty bad damage control senpai, update your shill tactics.

Any dignified csg goer would be first to suspect chink shit of being, indeed chink shit. But with so much damage control and benefit of the doubt given to xiaomi, it's difficult not to call out on the bullshit.

>putting Chinese metal products into an a acidic liquid for several weeks and then drinking the liquid
You're a braver man than me, user. I just use a fine mesh bag which I think was meant for laundry.

>and benefit of the doubt given to xiaomi
A lot of anons own the,m, I think they are talking from experience. I can vouch for the real csg meme phone.
If anything is wrong with R4X it must be an inherent flaw of 435.
Should've researched before buying it, handlet.

Doesn't excuse the paper thin, scratchy back cover tho.

And the camera is shite, but that's expected of a cheap phone.

How's the new infographic coming along?

Anyone knows if there are any differences between R4X and R4X Global apart from bands?
>Doesn't excuse the paper thin, scratchy back cover tho.
You are right about that. I just always buy a cover anyway so this stuff doesn't bother me.

Dont buy replicas that is nigger tier

Got some stuff this week. Drawing glove, acrylic pen stand, pop filter for mic, chinky comply tips, new noodle bowl (I learned from my mistake to avoid death), 4x 18650 batteries and a turntable

All the classics

item.taobao.com/item.htm?spm=a230r.1.14.203.ebb2eb26BGnJ3&id=532603585347

That's a stylish looking pop filter user. What's it for?

Wait so I can't use paypal on aliexpress? Damn, I can't even find what I'm looking for on gearbest.

Some shops have it.

Just use Alipay

But 99% don't

What about parnis watches with seemingly original design?

You bought a phone that nobody on csg bought or recommended, should have gotten a Redmi 4 Prime

>the phone he bought his mother doesn't meet his expectations
>that means that the entire Xiaomi corporation and all their products are shit

Tbh it was a sour first impression.
Their bags look kinda cool tho.

Anyway, I'm personally not into 5 something inch thin phones. I prefer stubby, thick. 4.7 inch plastic phones. They're unbreakable and do the job.
Aluminium is overrated.

Let me guess, they're indestructible and once you dropped your iPhone 4s in your toilet full of piss and it survived.

>xidf assemble

No, I had several mental breakdowns where I threw my xperia on the floor at full swing with no consequence.

>xiaomi totally doesn't shill on csg guise
Hmmm

>user buys the cheapest shit Xiaomi phone possible with truly underpowered SD435 inside
>phone arrives
>he somehow gets mad that a phone he's not even going to use doesn't meet his expectations
>flies into a rage about Xiaomi shills at the slightest provocation
>decides Xiaomi as a whole is shit because some cheapo phone he's not even using isn't good enough
>entire /csg/ has to listen to this and say nothing or they're Xiaomi shills
Fuck this general, seriously.

i wish it was underpowered so it wouldn't BURN MY MOMMY'S HANDS
Poor woman's hands are wrinkly as is without being tortured by a shitty chink phone
Fuck you xiaomi chinks, you will pay for hurting me mommy

>$0.01 has been deposited into yout Xiaoshill® Account, Ming Hau!

sexe

43c isn't unusually hot l for any CPU, even a phone. You're so full of shit. Just shut up while the adults are talking.

Then it's the shitty chink batteries they put in the things.
They better not explode in her hands, or the chinks will have hell to pay.

>43c isn't unusually hot
t. never left his air conditioned basement

I sincerely hope it does blow up in her hands so you shut up for a while as she's rushed to hospital

Rude.
Are all chinks this soulless?
Probably why all their products suck dick. The art of creation is a divine spark only given to sentient beings.

T. Never ran speccy or any benchmarking software on any CPU. My i5 hovers between 30 and 40 then rises to 60 at gaming load. 43 is normal for CPUs.

>despktop cpus are the same as ARM phone cpus
Wew, retard.
Are all xiaomi shills so retarded?

you don't hold your i5 in your hand while gaymen either

I use a SD410 phone, here's the temps at zero load. Not hot to the touch.

It's probably the paper thin aluminium case acting as a radiator.

>babbys first inspect element

Yeah sure kid.

Xiaomi is shit, kid, admit it.

Chinks still have ways to catch up to white master race in electronics manufacturing.
Maybe we should do them a favor and drop a few nukes to cut off the population.

>white master race
>GMT+4
What did he mean by that?

I'm sure anybody with an android phone and CPU-z can verify.

>white """master race""" manufacturing ANY electronics
Are you a time traveller from the 70s? Everything is made in China now. God damn shut up and get out of this general you (You) hunting underage faggot.

I'm an expat cucking tiny dick orieantals by fucking their women.
A new one every night, they thirsty for that BWC.

They think I'm gonna marry them and give them a green card LMAO!

minimize the xiaomi phone posting and 80% of the posts dissapear. All you fags are retarded

> Everything is made in China now.
Under the rigorous supervision of white massas. Gotta carry the white man's burden and show them orientals how to do civilization right.

>GMT+4
>oriental
Nice try Igor.

>tfw you realize this general is literally filled with tiny dick chinks trying to peddle sheir shit products
You can tell by how they get mad at insults towards china lol

Must suck to have to shill on csg to feed your family LMAO

Are Merrell products on Ali legit? They're about ~$20 cheaper compared to local prices.

Any good waifu pillowcase?

Just search for her.

>Oukitel
>Malware
My k6000 pro didn't come with malware...

Thanks for the James Donkey mouse suggestion.
Got here pretty fast, looks nice, feels nice, good heft to it. Oh and the side grips are really nice.
The chord feels kinda fragile so we'll see how it lasts.

If you haven't yet realised 99% of above is lies made to bait (You)s then you need to lurk more.

I want some earphones like the Rock Zircon, except with better build quality. They're nice but after 6 months or so the wire starts fucking up and then you lose an earphone. Any recommendations?

got it on my BM-800

who would have thought that ignoring the no advertising rule would have any negative consequences

Anyone into fpv quads can tell me if this is any good. Just saw the sale today is this any good for an area that's heavily wooded

SF-920

Google says it's a mic m8

Anything KZ since you can replace the cable. KZ ZS5 or KZ ZST would be fine

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>he bought a phone without doing the research or asking /csg/

That's what you get you stupid fuck.

we've already disproved every complaint he's had including 42c being too hot. He's just shitposting to get some (You)s.

What can I say, I am a man of action and a true pioneer. Like my white ancestors.

Now you know not to buy a redmi 4x if you don't want an overheating pos

What are you doing reviewing your mother's phone? Give it back Sanjeep.

Give it back Machmoud.

Chinks aren't supposed to feel superior to loos, they're just two different colors of shit.
Both are overpopulated insectoid shitholes, albeit indians have some aryan heritage, so I guess they come out on top
Pathetic damage control desu famalam.

Friendly reminder for those as unfortunate as myself to have bought a vita at some point: The chinks are selling microsd to vita adapters (both on ali and ebay), so you don't have to pay for sony's retarded memory stick prices. There's also a henkaku coldboot version coming out tomorrow it seems, so you don't have to do the browser shit every time you turn off your vita.

aliexpress.com/item/SD2VITA/32822549552.html

>buying handheld video game consoles in 2017
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