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/brit/
whats the edition of this thread?
Bean?
You're a big bean.
Staffy and rottweilers are best dogs though.
wow delete this
ok
Wow he is lovely
Great dog desu
They sense your doubt of the lies fed to you since birth. They're trying to free you from the Matrix
Take the red pill user, join us in the truth
what was it? post it again
thanks
You're a Big Ben.
*tilts*
*bong.....bong.......bong......bong* You
>look up at the tv
>BBC ad saying "Why is the Earth round?"
don't want to be rude sorry
Thank you, sad hes not going to be around much longer, I got him when I was 7.
need some brekkie
considering a bagel with cream cheese
How does it feel to be enlightened?
from now on the baby sleeps in the crib
How to engage in conversation with shy people?
Feels super awkward
/slowthread/
don't
Slow poster
I know what you mean mate, trying to talk to socially awkward people is really awkward.
ask them to speak more
But they're really lonely and no one else speaks to them, I just want to male them feel more comfortable and not alone.
LONDON IS A CAPITAL OF GREAT BRITAIN XD
Ask them why they are so quiet
talk to them like a normal person instead of a loser freak
That just puts them on the spot and makes them feel under pressure and more awkward.
Three of my last three wanks have been to stpeach..
Think I'm getting a bit clingy. Need to mix it up a bit.
I would have to disagree
Yell at them from across the room
"ALRIGHT LAD IS THAT THE SAME SHIRT YOU WAS WEARING YESTERDAY?"
The gf
how much have you donated to her?
I always do, they're really nice and helpful, always smile but you have to steer the conversation. Hard work Tbh
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>wanking to twitch sluts
Pretty pathetic 2bh
Zero money.
>tfw I'm a shy extrovert
It's hell. I' desperate to be around people but terrified of being awkward in social situations. I'd kill to be an introvert, being happy on my own would be a dream come true.
Why are you such a pathetic loser?
introverts aren't happy on their own, they just don't have as much desire to be around lots of people and have loads of friends
thats just how it is desu
White girl with a big arse and a nice face. What's pathetic about wanking to that?
Alri m8 wanna come out to the pub some time?
So basically encourage their awkwardness and never put them out of their comfort zone.
Excellent idea
hmmm
She essentially whores her body out for twitch donations. She is one very, very small step above webcam whores on chaturbate
Yes, but I'll probably tell you no or I'm busy because agreeing to come, getting there, stressing out and leaving after 10 mins of arguing with myself would be worse than just declining to go
how do i rape someone and get away with it?
If trannies get to chop their dicks off, I should get to stay in my room forever
>tfw introvert but can socialise fine
holy fuck i remember this
Sort your life out mate
Ask Thainonce
Claim self defence
suck a bullet you dickhead typical fuckin euros such sleazes
you're acting like there is something wrong with them
there isn't just it comes across as unusual because you don't realise how is actually an introvert.
>liking big arses
Fucking americanisation
*rapes ur mum*
How about I let you pick the time and place and I'll meet you there when you're ready? No rusj
do any of you use nootropics?
theyre all illegal now, aren't they?
I was wondering how hard they're to get.
Normies are mentally ill
wahey
quit about 2 months ago
That whole image is 'don't trigger introverts, treat them like special snowflakes'
Did you enjoy it?
yeah I ram speed up me hooter every morning, gets the ol' neurones firing like a well-oiled machine
I use pootropics
Have you ever had a revolution in a grubby toilet?
actually that whole image is stupid you're right
just treat them like normal people, the ones that sperg out need help because they probably have social anxiety/similar
it's more like "stop being such a normie drone twat plankton runt and pay attention to people instead of taking selfies and screeching all the time you fucking normie cunt jesus christ fuck off"
If you are introverted I highly suggest you get into fitness as a hobby. Its solitary, good for you and people will respect you more. Basically if you are an introvert and dont lift you are stupid
I drop tropical poos
Just ate a load of cocnut and pineapples...
what's streets of rage called in the states?
Lifting is a shit tier exercise
Does nothing for your fitness
Go running instead
t.autist who doesn't want to push himself
just got back from a cheeky visit to the rents lads, back in brisBane
AMA
do you remember that cunt from Australia's got talent who stole jokes from other comedians?
is the sun setting?
nah la sun set about an hour and a half ago you nut
Why ate oranges, orange?
fuck up normie and go chug some more coronas or whatever
could not be less interested in your "opinions" ngl
agree with you but personally think liftings kind of a waste of time, just mechanical acquisition of strength and mass. Sure there is some finesse to it, tailoring diets etc but fuck that.
Running, cycling and boxing are best fitness.
cunt was a bit loose tbqh
how is it solitary if you don't own weights?
would you fuck a lad just for cheeky banter?
oh ok x
Never ask a shy socially awkward person what they did st the weekend because it feels like you're judging them
they spent it alone in their room watching TV or playing games
introvert
extrovert
doesn't matter
Roads of anger
English people are pretty perfidious, they will happily watch their friends sink without feeling any urge to help. they will feign unfamiliarity with their best of friends when it suits them. they even expect their children to pay rent after a certain age, they have an underdeveloped notion of love
they are too autistic constantly worrying about what is socially optimal, they only drop that autism when they drink, which is the only hobby they have
some are genuinely ok, but alot are massive faggots who are stuck in sort of mental holding patterns: a fear of anything new/unfamiliar, mindless repitition and so on
Right in the pussy
news.sky.com
>Nicola Sturgeon calls for "immediate guarantees" that EU nationals living in Scotland will not be ordered to leave post-Brexit.
why are they so thick
He just oozes douche tbf, the kind of guy that'd fuck his best friends gf and not blink an eye
All they have to say is 'not much, you?'
she is trying to stir division
>English people are pretty perfidious, they will happily watch their friends sink without feeling any urge to help. they will feign unfamiliarity with their best of friends when it suits them. they even expect their children to pay rent after a certain age, they have an underdeveloped notion of love
>they are too autistic constantly worrying about what is socially optimal, they only drop that autism when they drink, which is the only hobby they have
>some are genuinely ok, but alot are massive faggots who are stuck in sort of mental holding patterns: a fear of anything new/unfamiliar, mindless repitition and so on
This isnt just brits