Asspain

send help, i don´t want to die here :(

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It's too late.

why?

They are full

>I suffer in spain

>send help
>instead of reclaiming your rightful clay you cry like a bitch
no wonder why the empire declined , i blame faggots like you

Tfw no Spanish grill to give asspain (if you know what I mean)

who cares that, now i live in a hellhole

Who's giving you Asspain? Is it Alberto

t. Jamal Mohammedsson

Seriously: Spanish girls suck

NO!

You sound like the assburger in the Swedish general hating on swedish women.

What do you mean?

I want to stick my penis in spanish grills butthole.

Both Spanish and Swedish girls suck if you know what I mean

What do you mean?

Fuck off, you will die Spanish like it or not

True

I don't know what you mean, please explain

They fellate your penis

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Can you please be more specific?

all shit

>Seriously: Spanish girls suck
True.

Spanish men on the other hand.... hnnnghh

>tfw now E2, E4, B4 gf

All of then cherrypicked

Also
>Dafne Fernández not in the list (pic related)

I want a Spanish grill to stand bent over in front of me spreading her ass cheeks so I have easy access to her butthole with my lubricated cock. I will then proceed to pound her butthole and fill her with my man juice.

Please elaborate

>complaining about blow jobs


This is why youre a KHV

>no ana de armas

in the trash

she's cuban

They open their warm wet soft mouths and stimulate your penis. They press their lips on the base of your penis and massage the penis by raising and lowering their mouths and lips along the length of your penis. Some girls like to stimulate your penis with their tongue as well, and tease the head (a sensitive part of the penis) with it. Doing these actions they arouse the penis to orgasmic climax until it ejaculates semen.

>brazil

I want Spanish grill to do that to me.

Spaniards can confirm

But look at this.

telegraph.co.uk/men/relationships/10985523/Why-do-British-French-and-German-men-love-Spanish-women.html

They want to ruin their life.

I doubt they're as bad as you say they are.

Oye, para cuándo un /esp/

I think you exagerrate.

dank

It's true. I have crush on a fit Spanish girl at work.

Does she have a fine ass?

>Believing a meme article based in cliches.

every spaniard that's dated foreign girls will tell you the same
Spanish girls, for whatever cultural reason, think they're the center of the universe

Just lmfao at the article you posted btw
It's more of the same drivel I see everytime foreigners mention spanish / latina girls, you've made up this movie in your head where hispanic girls are lustful, passionate, fierce, seductive, sexual and I don't know what the fuck else

Stop fantasizing
Same with the french girl fetishism, as someone who grew up half in spain half in france it's ridiculous the stuff I read (from mostly bris), it's like you live in a fantasy world in your island

>(from mostly bris)
*brits

one of my friend is moving to spain
he thinks it's heaven on earth

Well, I kind of know a spanish girl and she is quite down to earth.

>hispanic girls are lustful, passionate, fierce, seductive, sexual and I don't know what the fuck else

This is probably true, it is probably nonsense in general.

But I still think you are a bit too negative towards your women. They can't be that much worse than other women.

really ? HAHAAHHA

yeah, he has spent months there already

he just needs to sell off his own place and his out of here

>Well, I kind of know a spanish girl and she is quite down to earth.
I know some too, it's bad to generalise

>But I still think you are a bit too negative towards your women
We all tend to exaggerate to make points on the internet
The reality in Spain is that it's hard to find attractive girls that are also not completely egotistical, and there's a gap in that regard with girls from north of the pyrenees that keeps getting mentioned when you talk to other spanish that have dated foreigners

In my case, I've had 3 spanish gfs
1 was down to earth, lasted 1 year, the other 2 were narcissists (and also hotter) and we didn't last 6 months total
33% isn't that bad but of the girls in my social group right now I wouldn't date any of them because of that reason

Accurate comment, I have a kind of relation with a Russian girl and she's centuries above Spanish girls of her age in every sense.

Such a shithole with free healthcare and free or almost free education, great food, infrastructure, diverse and ancient cultures, beaches and mountains.. the 3rd most visited country in the world with the 3rd most spoken language in the world, renowed for party and chill life.

good luck with your friend , average people here don't speak english and life is awful without jobs and spain itself is really poor

is poor like a shit and no jobs , or if you get a job is for a shitty salary.

literally hellhole

>he thinks it's heaven on earth
how so?

I think Spain is a great place if you're upper middle class or above
Otherwise the living standards are not comparable to any country with higher hdi than italy, we all live crammed up in apparments with shit salaries

The Spanish girls I got to know, were annoying as fuck. And pretty boring on top of it.

>inb4 "yous jus mad you dint get dat spanish pussata"

Whats the unemployment rate?

>ayyy lmao

It's high as fuck, but we are creating 500k new jobs per year and growing at 3% yoy.

The unemployment rate is the only bad thing about Spain to me.

>The reality in Spain is that it's hard to find attractive girls that are also not completely egotistical
This is true in Sweden too.

>33% isn't that bad but of the girls in my social group right now I wouldn't date any of them because of that reason

Yeah 33% good is not bad at all. Most people are shit so you can't expect to find a good grill all the time.

What's the rate of adults still living with their parents?

Spanish girls are boring and have no interets beyond gossip

my point is that attractive (5->10) girls are egotistical at a higher rate in Spain than in other countries, I don't know sweden specifically but it is the case with france, germany, ireland or poland

Yup. She has a fiancé though. I don't get that he's a sweaty sock also.

Not him, but that's directly linked to youth unemployment, were there no unemployment, young people would leave their parents earlier.

>It's high as fuck, but we are creating 500k new jobs per year
don´t lie ,these 500k jobs are shit with 600 € , literally africa tier.and uneployment rate is dropping 0,01% per month

What's the rate of abandoned old people in Germany because family life there sucks?
Will your neighbourhoods in Germany look like French muslim ghettoes/banlieues in the next decade?


I'm not a Spanish defender, I would move to Singapore or New Zealand, maybe Australia if offered the choice, but the country is good.

girls are boring everywhere because they have no need to be exciting, they just have to be pretty

But if you're going to be boring at least don't be insufferable, or stay quiet for more than 5 seconds sometimes, I swear it's exausting to be around women in this country

Perhaps you should get a boyfriend instead.

no offense but scots are more attractive than the english

are you the prostitute from /esp/ working in sweden?

Busca en el catalogo, ya hay uno.

That's quite a salty response to a simple question, Pepe. I was just trying to point out how you're trying to systematically brush up your numbers.

t.spanish escort working in sweden > /ESP/

That might be so.

Steal her from him.

"no"

>but the country is good.
sure, with 22 % unemployment rate

fine, recommend me a country to move to

>"no"

Are you the prostitute from /esp/ working in Sweden, okay

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>Women in both France and Belgium apparently chose English men as their ideal non-native lover Hmm.

let us dream

How many spanish posters live in sweden?

The thing is that Spain received 7 million immigrants in 10 years. Of course the unemployment is high.

And the other thing is that 90% of the youngsters complaining about the high unemployment voted for Podemos (extreme left-wing, progressive, pro-immigration party) who wanted more immigration.

You can't have high wages, low unemployment and a HUGE influx of unskilled immigrants at the same time.

Apart from that we have huge populations in the south that get a monthly wage guaranteed for only working like a month per year (agriculture) and they have black side-jobs while taking the money at the same time.

That region has been voting socialist for more than 40 years.

One, the prostitute.

kek, can definitely agree to this if nothing else in the thread

lmao
If you're gonna be a cuck at least keep it to yourself, have some dignity

Dignity?! On Sup Forums?! Larf. Go fuck your mother.

>Spanish girls suck
nah m8

yes m8, brit girls are better at least their personality is not awful

Come to Greece.

You've never met a bong girl, have you?

Most of them are fat and promiscuous as fuck.

The ones that aren't are posh and snobbish as hell.

Spain isn't that bad, There are WAY worse countries in Europe
Spaniards in this board are autistic weak-willed crybabies

>Spanish girls, for whatever cultural reason, think they're the center of the universe

Literally every woman on the planet. Especially first worlders.

are Brazilian woman a meme

See:
Also, they're boring as fuck a lot of the time, it's always the same shit. Admittedly, as i'm at university the international students here will have done more things than most, but they're honestly so much better to have a conversation with and to be around.

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Where can I get this paper?
So cool although unhelpful to know my health

>Spaniards in this board are autistic weak-willed crybabies
Of course. You live here 24 hours a day all year.

average British girl furthest right

the feminine mystique is a meme

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