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HAI-YO!
otu paco paco mama
乙
黒人かわいそう
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おほよーごぞおもそー
進撃のアルベルトバルボサ
前スレでは2を取ることに失敗した私が
ついに雪辱を果たす時がやってまいりました
新スレを見つけ、ただ、2!というだけで感動もなくただ宣言する、
そんな他者を押しのけのし上がるだけの殺伐としたスレにここをしたくないのです
スレを建ててくれた方、そして私の後に続く皆さん
私は万感の思いをこめ、今、声高らかに言わせていただきます
get !!
みなさまありがとうございました。
ナイジェリア人はアルベルトじゃない、それはむしろアンゴラ人の方が
Cuteposter!
The F. senpai noticed you!
Okay, I forgive you.
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やめろコラ
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てぃっく
kola stop?
>He is still virgin
stop cola
He said “Don't do that you fucking baka”
Something like this
8888888888888888888888888
THE F IS A KEK, THE F IS A KEK SPREAD THE WORD!!!!
AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAA FAGGOT FRENCH KEK HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I think he's concerned about your dental health, user.
>I will never live in a comfy, jap countryside farming village where everybody knows eachother
why do I have to endure this pain
@61621037
What the fuck are you saying
なんでスレが割れた?
何言ってんだよお前?
he is saying that the f is a cuck
>farming village
What do you want to farm?
Potato? Onion?
なんでシリが割れた?
english shinobi
エスペラント語で、君に
や ら な い か ?
って聞いてる
>faggot French
Still much better than fucking leaf
>tfw you'll never move to the japanese countryside as a child and be the cool "city kid", regaling your new friends with tales from the big city
Is she considered fat in japan?
Are her tits considered very big?
shinkansen
So I get that Japanese humour is a travesty, but could this joke work if translated? These are Irish jokes but I'm gonna swap Irishman for Korean/whoever the Nips dislike.
>I have a Korean friend who thought that a sheet of sandpaper was a map of the desert
>He also takes tape measures to bed to see how long he sleeps
>Currently he's had to bandage his ears. The phone rang whilst he was ironing again.
>Do Japanese people play strategy games?
Yes. For a good while the best-selling PC game in Japan was a strategy game.
Kichikuou Rance, to be exact. Alicesoft released it as freeware along their other old titles few years ago, and it got a fan-translation.
not fat but only chubby, i think.
and her tits are big but aren't very.
参院選1週間前ですが、東京など都市に住んでいる人は街に選挙のムードがあるのですか?
私は地方に住んでいるのでまったくないです
そうですか
埼玉県だけど、特に無いかな~・・・
演説とかは都内でも神奈川でも耳にするけど、正直それほどでもないと思う
参院選だから衆議院よりムード無いね
Kichikuou Rance is sort of what-if scenario, where Alicesoft fit all of their current canon for the series, in case that rest of the games would never be made.
If that feels too old for you, there's also Sengoku Rance, which takes place entirely in the eastern island of the Continent. Lots of things are different from Kichikuou, and gameplay is significantly better.
Are those jokes funny in the first place?
やっと感じるのは選挙ポスターくらいですね
たしかに衆院選の方が少し選挙のムードを感じます
見つかった。最終回だった
youtube.com
16:55-17:45で結婚できないの自分も見た(´;ω;｀)
とりあえず寝る。挨拶は要らぬ
ﾉｼ
腹肉が3段くらいありそう
ブタです
>I have a Korean friend who thought that a sheet of sandpaper was a map of the desert
There was the desert in the east sea.
>He also takes tape measures to bed to see how long he sleeps
You can sleep if you hang yourself with that tape.
>Currently he's had to bandage his ears. The phone rang whilst he was ironing again.
Wrap the telephone with that bandage.
Yes, if delivered with the right deadpan delivery.
レスねぇなと思ったら必死にそれ探してただけの佳奈美に萌えwwwwwwwwww
無駄だよ
逃げられないよ
お前は俺のものだ
私達のものだ
烙印が限り
not fat but virgin think fat
That won't work, Japanese are into scatological humour. Check this adapted Finnish joke out.
>Japanese, Chinese and Korean were talking about what is fastest thing in the world.
>Japanese says: "It has to be a bullet!"
>Chinese disagrees: "No no, it is lightning!"
>Korean gives his opinion: "Actually it is shit."
>Both Japanese and Chinese are dumbfounded. How is that possible?
>Korean then explains. "Well you see, I always run to toilet as fast as bullet, pull my pants down like lightning, but shit is still faster."
I have no idea why Irish is thought as stupid people
I thought it's polish(I mean stereotype. I'm not saying polish are stupid)
Noice
>I have no idea why Irish is thought as stupid people
They aren't the sharpest tools in the shed, user.
youtube.com
Thanks friend! Will definaely check them out
ドイツ人の所有欲ってやっぱすごいんだね
same reason some japanese think koreans are stupid, Ireland was to the UK what Korea was to Japan
Please tell me more about wasei-eigo 和製英語
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She's drunk……
She's just drunk……
>Please tell me more about wasei-eigo 和製英語
You can go to a rabuhoteru for a kisumaku, and maybe get a hambagu afterwards.
High touch
sauce?
she's irish
it's not like she's ever going to be not drunk
アイスキャンデー
Please vocaroo wasei eigo
お前が欲しいんだよ
SASUKE 見てるけど映像構成が挑戦者2割、観戦者8割
何で日本の番組はこんな糞みたいな構成になってしまうん?
一体どういう設定なのこれは?ドラマ?
SASUKEやってるじゃん
(J) nice sense ---> (E) nice taste
だからベルセルクだっつうの
Sup Forumsでの評価は最悪だけど
なんつうか、原作厨氏ね
おもろうない
人種的な感覚の相違か?
アフターサービス
エンドロール
クレーム
ガソリンスタンド
キャッチボール
サイドブレーキ
さらりーまん
ジェットコースター
チアガール
のーとぱそこん
ニューハーフ
etc
no thank you...
I think it's JAV
ガソリンスタンド →petrol station
コンセント→socket
エアコン→air conditioner
そういえばさ、関西だけかな?
公明党の候補者のポスターに安倍ちゃんが1/3の割合で名前入りで出演してた。
候補者
ーーー
公明党党首(名前失念)
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安倍ちゃん
的に。あれっていいの?
Why does japan exist
T-thank you.
Here's another one, this time bit political.
>Japanese, Chinese and Korean turned on TV, which happened to showing Teletubbies.
>Japanese said: "How childish, let's change the channel!"
>Chinese said: "There has to be something better on."
>Korean says: "Right, I get enough of news at home!"
俺が好きだよ、新しいベルセルク
パックはめちゃかわいいだ
To shitpost about the rest of the world. Also to make silly game shows.
アニメとエッチな同人誌を作るため
あと車もトップクオリティ
wwwwwwwwwww
I am not good at speaking Japanese, user.
But the word itself is English
No need to pronounce like Japanese
recommend me some depressing realistic animes
See, to make a good "Us VS Them" joke you have to show some sensible people to make stupid ones seem even stupider.
Just going "Korean shits his pants" or "Korean thinks Teletubbies is news" doesn't make for a good joke.
今季で断罪篇までいくということだか、相当にはしょるやろな
作画は既に書いた通りCGがだめ
女の子の作画が良かったのでパンツ屋は3話まで観る
に日本って、それだけ?
Thanks guys
*grabs you by the collar*
>Say your prayers, jap
Berserk
I love those jokes
But not because casting
I still find it funny even if all of them are Japanese
Anohana: The Flower We Saw that Day?
火垂るの墓
haibane renmei
>パックはめちゃかわいい
どうしてもリゼロのほうを思い出してしまう
どんなの女の子?コレット?
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5 Centimeters Per Second
Depressing because animation is so bad, but source material deserves better?