What is the most difficult concept in all of computer science? I want to master it

What is the most difficult concept in all of computer science? I want to master it.

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Letting go.

Not fapping to anime

boolean topology

Quantum memechanics

homotopy type theory

install gentoo

How to get a woman to sleep with you.

finishing a personal project

Hello World

Create hardware that reacts like a biological system, vs the current state where it requires predetermined instruction sets to do anything.

How to plug a USB A cable in properly on the first try

You can find out by getting a PhD

Making neural interfaces like the ones in this video:
m.youtube.com/watch?v=GgxcvmkPD-I

concatenation

everyone calls it modular

Finding the right programming socks.

Downloading ram

Quality video game and chat AI.

Understanding women

You want to master the most complex subject in compsci but can't even master the simple task of wiping your ass properly?

idfts

>Implying chat AI is hard.
Wew

Quantum Cryptography.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quantum_cryptography

>>Implying chat AI is hard.

Hi there, anonymous_proxy, do you want to meet up?
I want to fuck hee hee hee.

>quality
Are you saying Eugene Goostman and MS Tay have satisfied this requirement?

You didn't looked hard enough
eviebot.com/en/

you either have very low standards or don't know what you're talking about.

I wrote like three sentences to it and all the responses were nonsensical

>I wrote like three sentences to it and all the responses were nonsensical
You wrote only one sentence and you already seem autistic

alright that's enough, kid

Reverse engineering obfuscated code and learning assembly to a 'T'.

P versus NP

You surely don't talk often to women though. If that chat AI is "nonsensical" for you.

hahaha, alright. I fell for your bait. very good.

Making old games run on new hardware.

>Reverse engineering obfuscated code
Depends on the language. Java Bytecode, even while obfuscated, can be re-engineered pretty successfully if done well.

A buddy of mine did his master's thesis on it, creating a "decompiler" for Java that worked even on Allatori, which is the Java obfuscator that all the big companies use.

Making several threads emulate a single thread, with this single thread being as fast as all the threads combined.

>Eviebot: Who's there?
>User: What is your name?
>Eviebot: I am a slave.
>User: Where can I go to get a burrito?
>Eviebot: A restrant.

This doesn't even make sense.

Getting a job

>Apply for entry-level positions
>told I'm too experienced

>Apply for senior positions
>told I'm not experienced enough

I don't have a reaction image to adequately describe how I'm feeling.

Theory learning
Topology quantum field computer
Theory computation using algebraic geometric

Make cryptographic system based on Inter universal Teichmüller theory.

Deciphering errors from g++ that result from incorrectly used templates or syntax errors when using templates.

>>Apply for entry-level positions
>>told I'm too experienced
that never happens

I never understood monads.

It can, actually. The company I work at evaluates candidates on their "upside growth potential", which means that if a candidate is highly experienced but seems to only qualify for an entry level position (or some other position which should be below their paygrade), the recommendation is not to hire them.

ternary operators

>computer science
>difficult

creating a fully functional robot wife that does not sound like a robot

? thats a joke right

No.

Even the example you just wrote is wrong

condition ? if true : if false

e.g.:
boolean b = true;
string s1 = b ? "true" : "false";
print(s1);


That prints "true"

boolean b = false;
string s1 = b ? "true" : "false";
print(s1);


That prints "false"

please don't hack me

Convincing your boss that you're working on a difficult problem instead of jacking off when it he noticed you haven't pushed any updates recently

This is for real: Is there a way to know for sure you're doing it right the first time?

make the perfect programming language

You should learn english first, user.

Break RSA

Check the port beforehand, if it is your drive and machine, you should know the orientation

sending a fucking file between any 2 devices

BBC Theory

I swear to god I can have a color stripe on the right side and jam it in the port but it won't go in until I turn it 360 degrees

lol, no common communications protocol?

How to stop browsing 4kev.org

writing any working programming without my socks on

TempleOS

Look at it first. The sides look different for a reason, and you can also just look at from the front to see which way it needs to go.

Big Black Cock theory?

Calc 1

Ethics

Running a Minecraft server in 4k

Automatic SSE vectorization. It is one of the biggest problems with compilers.

Build TempleOS 2 inside TempleOS.

write a modern OS in pure machine code

hardware programming on undocumented hardware

this is the answer

the triple integral

i'm personally a master of the first integral, and up to the second derivative, but i've only heard of legends of people able to compute the triple integral and higher derivatives

rewriting xorg

Compiling gentoo

This

P=NP

>linear algebra

There are only two difficult things in computer science. Cache invalidation and naming stuff.

I love those puzzles.

Are there people that seriously struggle with calculus?

I liked the entire trilogy. Mostly.

how can you be so criminally incompetent? you don't have to derive or prove anything, here's all they teach you in calc 1:

limits (really fucking easy, just know basic algebra)
derivatives (just remember the rules/formulas, it's not hard)
single variable integration (can be difficult)

here's my tip on integration; just do the homework/practice. integration is harder because if you don't know what method to use, you're stuck. and not all integrals are solvable (though the ones you get in calc 1 probably are). but if you do practice you'll become experienced with substitution and integration by parts to know what to do.

then there's trig substitution, which is a bit harder since you have to be comfortable with trig identities to know what you're doing; it was so challenging to students that teachers in subsequent courses didn't require it because almost none of the students knew it

Kys

Program fizzbuzz in SMW by doing arbitrary code injection
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Second this formalfag

working in a team

Naming things

Making money with FOSS software.

>Developers != Designers
What kind of fuckery is this?

Microsoft's Xbox naming scheme

Bubblesort

Making a computer in minecraft

>Making a computer in minecraft

How about making a computer that is playing minecraft in minecraft?

Bonus credit: The computer that is playing minecraft in minecraft is also making a computer that plays minecraft.

n=np or n!=np?

This, if you solve this, you'll get rewarded with a lot of money.