1: You're cunt

1: You're cunt
2: How many pitsa slices is the optimal amount?

1: Fenlan
2: 6

this thread isn't about pizza and you know it. fuck off

Why?

If that's the pizza, 0

You eat pitsa with fork and knife?

Not at home

What is that topping?

Why would you eat that shit ?

>burnt pizza crust
>gay as fuck mouse
>extra small soda
>non tenless keyboard

I remember when I was in Fenland and one the gals hosting us told they ordered "pitsa"

Fucking piece of oily bread covered with shit (more or less like the one in the photo)
My Italian mate told me I was harsh for saying "well, it's not pizza but it's...ok" (it was not ok)

In Italy no one eats pizza on a regular basis outside of Napoli, and the pizza makers are 80% egyptians

I'll eat a pizza thrice in a fucking year and when you eat it, you enjoy it sitting in a restaurant and you eat all of it - it's a single dish

only children are allowed to pick pizza with hands

katso merta btw

>fat cunt points all this out
>doesn't mention the gun

>In Italy no one eats pizza on a regular basis outside of Napoli, and the pizza makers are 80% egyptians
>I'll eat a pizza thrice in a fucking year and when you eat it, you enjoy it sitting in a restaurant and you eat all of it - it's a single dish
Where the fuck do you live?

I'll let you guess

1. Flag
2. Six, or eight for very large pizze

Where in particular

haha what in the flying fuck are you talking about

>no one eats pizza on a regular basis outside of Napoli

haha no

>pizza makers are 80% egyptians

what

>pajeet doesn't get to own a gun let alone a butter knife
>some pekka bydlo mudblood can

>In Italy no one eats pizza on a regular basis outside of Napoli, and the pizza makers are 80% egyptians
>I'll eat a pizza thrice in a fucking year and when you eat it, you enjoy it sitting in a restaurant and you eat all of it - it's a single dish
wtf are you talking about

Ham, kebab and double cheese.

Healthy/10

>he believes that the dark man baking pizza is Italian
>doesn't understand that he's talking in Egyptian

I'll let you guess

It's nice when it's crunchy.
The mouse is comfy and works well. I preferred the older G line, but this is fine too.
That's an energy drink
I actually use the keypad a lot, picture related.

t. errone

You shouldn't talk about the rest of Italy then.

not really.
>there are this kind of italians posting here on Sup Forums

I explicitly said "outside of Napoli", terrone.
It literally applies to any region besides Campania.

No it doesn't, I live far from Campania.

What's wrong with the gun?

lol in firenze there are no dark men baking pizzas and I know enough Italian to know the difference between italian and fucking arabic

nice mouse I have the same one

Slices? You having a laugh mate? It's a full pizza or go fuck your mother. The only question is size, with 10-12 inches being optimal.

Firenze is one of the few cities with most Italian pizza makers.
And you never moved out of your basement.

4

Then I can eat the other 4 on the other day.

>huehuezilians in charge of mathematics

Pizza should be sliced in 8 parts.

You said 4 slices, love.

Yes, I *eat* 4 slices and leave the other 4 for the next day.

Because owning a gun is normal

Reminder that ananas does not belong on a pizza

>fork and knife

euros are gay as hell. the only pizza that a fork and knife is acceptable for is a chicago deep dish.

don't listen to that guy, he's saying nothing but bullshit

That is not pizza.
You are used to eat all your food with hands (from burgers to fries) and you're opinion a shit.
In silenzio animale

>le ebin /ita/ meems xD

I'd want to have a gun too to deal with the people who make these shitty pizzas

1. flag
2. pic related

But folding is gay. I only do that if there's so much topping that it easily falls off.

that pizza looks very unhappy

Why the fuck are Italians so elitists about pizza? It feels like they are some kind of pizza gods who decide what reall pizza is. No fuckin shit pizza in Italy is different because it's fuckin dry thin shit

>eat it with hands
>a folding pizza
you're a failure

>It feels like they are some kind of pizza gods who decide what reall pizza is
Exact. We are the Pizza Gods and we literally decide what a Real Pizza is. It's unironically a trademark of ours.

Cultural snobbery user. They pretend they invented it. Most pizza places where I am are run by Greeks. Honestly pizza is really just savory flatbread with stuff on it. What goes on it should depend on local tastes.

>They pretend they invented it
And, we did.
>Honestly pizza is really just savory flatbread with stuff on it
No, that's merrican garbage. Feel free to name it how you prefer.