Retarded technology terms

[Jeremiah Rodriguez]

retarded technology terms

>thought leader

[Elijah Nelson]

>h1b lobbying

[Benjamin Sanchez]

>dragon dildo

[Aaron Parker]

>ricing

[Cooper Smith]

>GNU

[Carter Gutierrez]

>telemetry

[Wyatt Davis]

>Arch Linux

[Logan Martin]

>Cloud

[Jason Adams]

>privacy

[Ethan Campbell]

>open source

[Aiden Green]

>evangelist

[Henry Walker]

>docker

[John Parker]

>start up

[Luke Jackson]

>botnet

[Ayden Green]

>devops

[Christian Howard]

>class oriented programming

[Jace Russell]

>powerful (programming language)
>prosumer

[Kayden Flores]

>dongle

[Jordan Johnson]

>Free Software

[Tyler Bennett]

>Tesla

[Justin Long]

>advocate

>the future of innovation

>marketing revolution

[Joseph Lewis]

>coding

>prosumer
This triggers me so fucking much and I don't even fucking know why.

[Christian Garcia]

>deep learning

[Robert Russell]

I love that one

[Sebastian Harris]

>hyper-converged

[Sebastian Sanchez]

>artificial intelligence

AI is just the point where normalfags don't understand what a software does

[Nathan Price]

>futurists

[Henry Cox]

>Future-proof
>Gamer
>Startup
>Sales Engineer
>Pro
>Cloud

As a Junior Network Engineer all these terms annoy the fuck out of me..

[Gabriel Phillips]

Just pick any of these.
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[Ian Morgan]

>machine learning

[Matthew Lopez]

>startup
>cloud

But these are real terms. Or do ya mean people use them wrong or made it a cliche?

[Gavin Jenkins]

Any business term.

[Ayden Wright]

So is sales engineer, it's a specific job. Dunno what this motherfucker is on about.

[Noah Morgan]

But I can see why he'd hate that term. Ya work in sales, it's hardly an "engineer".

[Jonathan Torres]

>samefag

[Lincoln Price]

>cloud

You mean "someone else's computer"

[Sebastian Bennett]

Don't they usually provide some sort of support and technical expertise as well, which is what makes them different from a regular salesperson?

[Jace Anderson]

Not that I know of. They may know about X product, but so does any other person working in sales whether it be for a hotel, telemarketer, or tech field.

[Blake Gomez]

>comfy

[Dominic Price]

Deployment/dockerizing/making scaling decisions is legit mayne

[Brandon Cooper]

>unix philosophy

[Leo James]

Fuck you the unix philosophy is great and plan 9 embodies its next evolution

[Levi White]

Perhaps they need engineering knowledge to make their sales. I was recruited to be a sales engineer a few times despite only having a regular software engineering background. The commissions were tempting but talking to people and drinking even more than I already do by myself doesn't sound great.

[Eli Smith]

>This triggers me so fucking much and I don't even fucking know why.

Me too. Whenever I read it or even worse hear it I want to punch a wall and scream like a motherfucker and kidnap whoever came up with the fusion of these two worthless terms and fucking torture him to fucking death fuck FUCK

[Carson Johnson]

startup: small business
cloud: server

[Gavin Price]

>muh xxxclusive prosumer club
dweebs

[Evan Watson]

>FOSS

[Hunter Morales]

Sup Forums

[Noah Parker]

probably because only manchildren snow flakes use the phrase to justify their shitty purchases

[Anthony Turner]

Scrum master

[Luis Peterson]

>nigger

[Ayden Johnson]

Thought leader

Open source

-fbfounderNativeone

[Ryan Harris]

functional programming

[Bentley Barnes]

>code artisan
Fuck off you nu-male hipster turds. You're just bad scientists.

[Tyler Bennett]

>hacker

[Ryder Johnson]

u neber lern

[David Bailey]

>open source
>iteration
>for... while...
>catch

[Jace Perry]

FUD

That acronym is used way too much.

[Henry Diaz]

Except startups refer to young businesses. A small business can be and often are old and have been passed down for a generation or two

[Julian Cruz]

>serverless

[Kayden Harris]

>digital prophet

[Aiden Brown]

>cloud
and now new term in that field
>fog
cisco.com/c/dam/en_us/solutions/trends/iot/docs/computing-overview.pdf

[Hudson Wright]

I don't know what to say anymore. We are definitely doomed.

[Blake Gray]

>content creator

[Noah Lee]

of things
as a service

[Dylan Price]

>DirectX

[Hunter Diaz]

>GNU/Linux
>GNU plus Linux

[Noah Perry]

>growth hack
>upskilling

[Alexander Allen]

>free

[Easton Myers]

>feminine penis

[Jeremiah Stewart]

functional programming

You nailed it.

I saw some others in there as well.

I'll add these: penetration testing, white hat hacking, gray hat hacking and black hat hacking.

[Parker Jenkins]

Internet of things (as was interpreted).

It had nothing to do with the original context. I was describing the web as being abstract. So, it definitely falls into the category.

-fbfounder.Native

[Austin Perry]

I'm replying to my post.
Co-founder

-fbfounder.Native(one)

[Brody Gonzalez]

Cloud
c.2005

fbfounder.Native

[Christian Johnson]

I love saying the word dongle. It feels very satisfying

[Evan Kelly]

>Intelligence Officer

[Christian Kelly]

>Leveraging
>FinTech
>Domain Space
>[insert language] possibility (Example: Python Possibilities)
>Web 2.0

We're a startup leveraging machine learning techniques and python possibilities in the FinTech domain space to deliver a unique Web 2.0 experinece.

[Bentley Wood]

>fbfounder.Native

why the actual fuck are you signing your posts

[William Mitchell]

>coder

[Liam Watson]

whats wrong with that?