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Time for a karen thread boys editon

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someone make a non nonce thread

kill yourself anime watching cunt

Karen on the first page!

good edition, too early tho.

anyways.

a girl who is super cute remembered my name, is this good?

How is your life going on after Brexit, lads?

You are now thinking about that girl you regret not asking out

well there's a weeb making /brit/ threads so it's pretty fucking terrible

My thread's not off to a good start I see

delete thread or i'll kill you

stop posting this you cuck

>he walks like a virgin

happily die for karen desu

lads at some party a girl remembered my name, surname and everything. does this mean she wants to fuck me :DDDDDDD I'm still a virgin so I don't know

Are you a koreaboo from New Malden?

>happily die for karen desu

Hey, welcome. Filter it.

honestly tho

lets talk /box/

kovalev vs ward is a super fight.

the best fight since Calzaghe vs Kessler imho if it happens.

I honestly don't know who'll win between ward and kovalev tho

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Goodbye Scotland. I love you.

-England

not gonna happen lol

It's over lads. They want to leave and it would be wrong of us to not let them, as much as it saddens me.

Why are there so many fucken' Yanks in this shit bread?????????

:(

I wanted to be English... I want a qt English lass with a tow-coloured fringe and pink coloured cheeks...

pic related :(((((((((

going to bed

bye

not gonna happen lol

I want to live in London!!!!! And I want to walk by the Thames!!!!! I want to be free!

die in ur sleep

no one freaking cares okay?!?!??!

is it safe?

yanks saying 'mate' and 'cunt' and 'loo' make me sick

better go to bed wagecucks, don't want to be late for work tomorrow :^)

Just woke up ahah

Can I say it though????????????????????

welcome to waking life

I miss Sallad the swede and his pasta about korean women

kinda cringe hearing a yank say mate. you hear tourists do it, they think they need to say it to fit in and you just cringe

Job centre at 9 tomorrow HAHAHAHAJ

Happy Fourth of July, Britain!

>english people saying "mother fucker"

Why the fuck do we give so much in foreign aid lads? The Tories made it sound like the 0.7% GDP being spent on it was a level required by the UN but it's actually just an aspiration and we're one of only 6 countries that actually does it haha

>Did you know the United Kingdom is one of the most generous countries in the world when it comes to aid for global health and development?

>The amount given in 2015 was the equivalent of $18.7 billion in U.S. dollars. That's second only to the $31.08 billion from the United States. It's an impressive total given the comparative size of the two countries and their economies.

How the fuck do you stay on the dole without having to do those retarded courses?

The courses aren't ever worth the fucking 110 every 2 weeks so I doubt anyone actually goes to them

I can't handle the Sup Forums banter lads

We're getting destroyed

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iceland

To buy influence amongst third world dictators so they sell use resources for below market price

english people are who call amerifats yanks

I don't watch sports but why are we so shit at it?

Netherlands is the worst because they didn't qualify and lost to Iceland TWICE in qualifiers

please explain

please explain

Fragmented nation, lack of cohesive identity, English sporting culture of choking, pressure because of Premier League being the biggest football league in the world, overpaid players, terrible management.

We're shit on purpose for a laugh (we aren't)

please

Alri

got cucked in the toilets at greggs
doing a cry

just get a fucking job

after the grim interview and 1 week on the job the social anxiety goes away enough to make it bearable

i'm a huge sperg though and most jobs seem to gravitate around social interaction

>tfw you go for a shit in the KFC toilets and find your mum getting BLACKED
not again!

I'm going to use my Hilary Clinton special contacts to make the next person who is mean to Karen disappear forever.

i do warehousing part time and there are a bunch of spergs in there who literally don't say a word (i don't even think they speak english)

during my break i sit in my car.

the self-esteem boost is incredible.

have some codeine for the first few weeks, or diazepam, to get you through the grim early days. it gets almost comfortable after a month.

Also no cups for like 50 years.

gonna chance an oul wank to the nudey channels lads

is thailad about?
can anyone make sense of this?
"Where you will take me go when I back ? Lol"

no idea where i'd get my hands on codeine though, diazepam's hard enough.

a bit of context would help but could mean:

where will you take me?

where will we go?

etc.

got to work tomorrow

I asked "when do you go back?" and '''she''' replied "august" and I said "when did you first come?" and '''she''' said "May 13. Where you will take me go when i back ? Lol"

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godspeed m8

only take it when you need it

>talking to girls who can't even speak english

ahh yes

thanks m8, why the fuck can you buy this online but can't buy more than 8mg/500 paracetamol in the pharmacist though? thats stupid

it's not even a girl. it's a man with long hair and makeup

Ugh, at this point I'd just tell them to type in Thai.

Just ask "what do you mean?, Are you visiting Thailand?"

Could mean she's going back and wants to know how you plan to date her upon her return or something, but your guess is as good as mine.

cont.
alright then, thanks

why are you talking to them

want to fuck a ladyboy Tbh

wish i never smoked that joint or took that LSD or took that 5-meo-dalt, or took that AMT or that flubromazolam, clonazolam, pyrazolam, flubromazepam or that diclazepam

dont mix it with the diazepam

>pekka joo

you okay lad

he'd be fine unless he absolutely caned the codeine

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nonce

>a queen ant can live for up to 30 years
really makes you think

idk she was trying to type pikachu but ended up calling me a finnish name

or unless he has african heritage

Fuckin animal should get lynched desu

I probably killed one the other day, I was doing some gardening and I dug up an ants nest, put as much of the nest as I could into a big gardening tub and then threw it on the side of the road rofl

The queen is a dyke

fuck, you can hear his skull cracking as he gets hit with the hammer

>live 30 years and spawn countless drones

Average life of a shitskin woman desu

hahaha a royal coup!!

hope the kids are well

all the best,

gerard and kim xx

that's enough, let's have a wrestle then. come on, come at me spacker

Why are humans such vicious dumb cunts?

particularly negroid-humanoids?

feeeling light headed because i haven't had any food since dinner last night lads hahahaha

you'd go straight for my dick you bender, I know your tricks

neither hahaha starting to get a bit of a headache from it desu

yee lad but thankfully got some lunch cooking, small pizzas with basil, sundried tomato and mozzarella cheese

feel free to come over and have some x

where's a good place to take a ladyboy on a date
asking for a friend

IHOP or nandos

>britain
>a nigger
canada has more niggers than us m8

be over soon haha, shall I bring monique and her son?

Are you certain at this point she's not just a hooker?