>0 history >0 relevance >0 influence on the world's politics >0 neighbours >located in the middel of nowhere >fucking empty desert in the center >0 white countries anywhere near that thing >0 contribution to the invormative conversations >only famous for endless shitposting
Our population lives a much better life then most Russians even poor bogans live better then you.
Angel Kelly
Don't start crying as usual.
James Foster
Well its obvious, the emu overlords treat you well?
James Lopez
Why would I cry my life is great you live in a third world shit hole going nowhere.
Wyatt Garcia
>Why is this joke of a country still allowed? have you seen the australian hotties?
Matthew Lee
while seemingly far away and small they actually contribute a lot in science engineering and medicine
Isaiah Hall
Actually, unironically this.
Jacob Reyes
Won't they utilize the vast infertile desert area for some beneficial use like solar power plant?
Jeremiah Rogers
WOW why are you so RUDE
Grayson Davis
Our politicians are retarded and most of our population is complacent.
Nolan Wright
would rather we just put up a nuclear plant where the nations captial exists
Gabriel Hill
even if it was 0 history it's probably better than having only history 2bh stay stuck in the past my ruskie friend
Sebastian Gomez
>a lot in science engineering and medicine lol, funny joke.
Jacob Nguyen
No, seriously. We punch well above our weight in the medical science fields.
Aaron Reyes
His just butthurt his country is shit.
Liam Sullivan
scramjet, synthsizer, peacemaker, wifi, tank, ultrasound, quantum bit, frozen embryo baby, things like that
Asher Evans
>frozen embryo baby the most important contribution.
Jace Ramirez
>only famous for endless shitposting
Jace Rodriguez
>0 history Sorry we don't have a long history of killing and fighting our own people. With the exception of the abos.
>0 relevance Says the one most likely using our iron for buildings, our gold for electronics, our titanium, lithium, bauxite etc etc
>0 influence on the world politics We influenced you vodka niggers pretty well during the 2014 G20, enough to piss Putin off and make him send the flagship of the pacific as " a show of strength" kek
>0 neighbours What is New Zealand, PNG, Indonesia, Polynesia, Micronesia etc.
>located in the middle of nowhere Implying this is a bad thing
>fucking empty desert in the centre And Russia has a big fucking empty frozen wasteland covering most of your country.
>0 contribution to informative conversation Who the fuck has informative conversations on this site? You want informative, go read wikipedia or something lol
>only famous for endless shitposting That's better than being famous for endless vodka consumption and car crashes
Isaac Gomez
Along with: >several antiviral targets >Neuramindase inhibitors for influenza infections >atomic absorption spectroscopy >cochlear implants >contribution to the development of penicillin (Howard Florey was Australian) >spray on skin >discovery of folate deficiency as a cause of congenital neural defects >medical ultrasound >development of a full understanding of the adaptive immune system >development of early antimalarials >invention of the first portable ECG >development of lithium based drugs for treatment of bipolar and other behavioural diseases >discovery of H. pylori bacteria as the cause of gastric and peptic ulcers in a majority of cases, >IVF >Antivenom production techniques
As an Australian I'm extremely proud about what our small country has contributed to the world. We don't have much clout or economic relevance, but fuck we do some good science.
Justin Roberts
Was it autism?
Jack Wood
>0 white countries anywhere near that thing.
Hunter Rivera
>Says the one most likely using our iron for buildings, our gold for electronics, our titanium, lithium, bauxite etc etc
Lmao, Russia has shitload of minerals and resources.
>What is New Zealand, PNG, Indonesia, Polynesia, Micronesia etc.
You don't have land borders with them.
Jordan Ross
>land borders are good Are you retarded? Not having land borders with anyone is an ideal natural defense.
Nathan Bailey
>0 history wrong >0 relevance wrong >0 influence on the world's politics wrong >0 neighbors implying that's a bad thing >located in the middel of nowhere you just said that, ESL-kun >fucking empty desert in the center no desert is empty. there's an entire fucking ecosystem in that thing. >0 white countries anywhere near that thing this is redundant. you've already established the fact that they have no neighbors. >0 contribution to the invormative conversations just like you. nice spelling btw >only famous for endless shitposting you already said that
>Lmao, Russia has shitload of minerals and resources. You do, but do you as much reserves and production as Australia? nope.
>You don't have land borders with them And? You don't share a land border with the UK or France or Germany but you consider them to be neighbours because their close vicinity to your own country.
Josiah Rodriguez
> No Zealand
Carter Barnes
>Why is this joke of a country still allowed? uranium.
Jack Phillips
Defense for what? Emus?
Chase Bailey
>you consider them to be neighbours because their close vicinity to your own country. Actually I don't. I consider Baltics or Ukraine my neighbours.
Daniel Scott
Canberra did nothing wrong wanker.
Nicholas Edwards
What did the aussies do to get this particular russian poster so butthurt? Is it a canadian/new zealander using a proxy? Find out next time.
Aaron Morris
no clue desu, russians are usually very chill here
Henry Murphy
Beautiful women
Zachary Watson
they buy our subs, thanks australia.
Michael Evans
please colonise us
Joseph Lewis
Blat suka))))))
Lucas White
If it means you'll come here decades later and trash things then no.
Dominic Bailey
Australia is so shocking irrelevant in every aspect of the world I half doubted its existence until I visited it. American writers are 90% shit, but how is it possible that in its entire existence as an Anglophone colony Australia has never even produced a writer? How is it possible that despite being right next to the Japanese Empire's borders they made no contribution to WW2?
If it wasn't for Gallipoli, Australia would have a clean record for any influence outside their borders
Russia hasn't produced a decent writer since the 19th century, or decent anything since the 19th century
Christian Garcia
Australia has only been a country for 115 years, and Russian writers had infinite subjects to write about, especially contemporary domestic issues. If we take the 19th century which produced some of the most well known ones, they were writing about things like serfdom, Russian provincial life, the aristocracy in the tsardom, conflict with neighhbours and between social classes, so on. Australia had its colonial times but then transitioned smoothly into stable representative democracy, and stability often forces writers to look outwards.
Not true, I just read Gulag Archipelago by Solzhenitsyn and that's a good example of more contemporary Russian literature.
Kayden Martin
Maybe. maybe not
Alexander Allen
See ANZACs were also major players in the WW2 North Africa campaign, and earned a fierce reputation and even begrudging respect from the Germans.
He's talking, in layperson, about IVF techniques and cryopreservation of fertilised eggs.
Zachary James
about 20,000 years ago Australia was 80% covered in forest.
really makes you think
Hudson Hall
True - I more (incorrectly) used it as a collective term for Australian and New Zealand soldiers.
Thomas Morgan
>based sports (pic related) >invented wifi >helped us in every war since Vietnam >own the community that runs Sup Forums (/nrl/)
kek, is any other """poomunity""" even trying?
Nolan Kelly
Back the fuck off!? *grabs you by the throat*
Nicholas Cox
Is that a FAMAS?
Brayden Carter
Canada and Australia's embassy and consulate sharing agreements are incredibly based
Jason Smith
no its a minigun
Easton Anderson
>cryopreservation of fertilized eggs And that works???
Are there no issues with those babies?
Brody Reed
This, the only bromance that eclipses it is Aus + NZ. Gotta love Canada.
Jordan Peterson
We'll celebrate easter together.
Cameron Ramirez
In 5 minutes the Aussies here will forget about this thread and continue living in a sunny first world country. You, however, will still be Russian.
Jordan Wright
None so far.
Cryopreservation of simple cell aggregates (what early embryos are) is actually fairly easy and can preserve viable cells for decades (in theory, the most I'm aware of is like 15 years). As for if it affects the babies, the large consensus from population studies is no. There might be late life effects that we don't know about because of the entire population being under the age of 38, but it's highly unlikely as you'd expect any damage to be congenital (present before birth).
It's some incredible technology senpai.
Matthew Flores
>habs muh nigger
Jose Ward
I'm sold
How much to freeze my progeny and do they have buy one get one free specials