You wake up in your current location in 1815. What do you do?

You wake up in your current location in 1815. What do you do?

Make my way down south, enlist under Andrew Jackson, gallivant around fucking up injuns and invading Florida just because

bang kuruminha

Probably get shot by Spaniards

Go to Portland before it was cool

Probably get killed in the independence war

Get ready for quite a few decades of shitstorm.

prevent the civil war

remove spaniards

Kill abos.

Get scalped by injuns

Ooga booga some more.

chill in a log cabin

Chop down mahogany trees and send them to London

Probably spread some modern man diseases among the people and get them killed

Avoid being the victim of cannibalism and try to find a missionary outpost

Basically no different for me aside from less technology
I guess I'd go try to meet some famous authors

become a piece of the jewish masterplan

MEXIT is finally happening guys

I am an Asian who don't speak a lick of Spanish in FL. I guess I will pretend as some random Seminole shamen.

I'd be a Ulster Scot planter.
I'd round up a few tasty Irish grills and they'd do my bidding.

travel north to the US, try to get money, start a slave plantation in georgia, get rich, advocate sending all the niggers in the US back to Africa, save the united states

Prepare for the wars that are to come.

Sarstoon, gib clay.

tbf though, I'd be a strict Presbyterian too so any thoughts of abusing the livestock would be killed with recitations of gospel.

Buy land and be an abusive father

Trap beaver, help other mountain men cuck British out of Oregon Country, stake land claim before waves of wagon-train trash roll in.

Sup chapin

suicide because no vidya

more like you would be killed by woodkerns and raparees

Probably go to war..

Do you guys hate us? what do you think about guatemalans?

Remove Spaniards and make United Provincies of the Río de la Plata great again.

kill a moose with my bare hands

Write all the details I can about WWII, seal it all in an envelope and have my son deliver it to Adolf Hitler when I die.

>the SUBLIME state of Persia

Nah it's just political propaganda.. have some neighbors that are chapin no ire senpai

Try to not get eaten by the wildlife on my unsettled territory.

get stabbed by injuns.

Yeah I agree, this is all bullshit in the end, besides it would be bad for our economies if we were enemies. I know a belize bro in my uni, hes pretty cool desu.

Join the army, kill royalist scum

tell reddit wrong map is wrong

Fall

siesta

Probably get captured by Injuns and brought to the nearest military post.

head to fort Ed by the river 20 minute walk and find my great great great great (great) grandpa

Take advanaje of my current knowledge and become a general.

Assasinate Santa Anna, Poinsett, Iturbide AND, most importantly, Ferdinand VII.

Make sure to create a commonwealth with all the hispanic nations after the independece happens now that retards above are out of the picture, and make sure O'Donojú stays as Viceroy.

Give free land to Euro CATHOLIC settlers in the north part of New Spain (California, New Mexico, Arizona, Texas, etc).

Abolish the caste system, and start a full blown dictatorship behind the shadows killing all the opossition ala Tecumseh Sherman because I know better.

Create a better constitution in the mean time.

Watch everything unfold.

Probably die of starvation.

San Carlos? Yeah I'm tired of it already.. I don't even see news anymore caz of this shit... we got more important things to deal with in our country

>gets beheaded still

You savage gringoes are nothing compared to New Spain. The world will speak Spanish!

Fight for independence

Probably murder a bunch of aboriginals and start a big sugar plantation using cheap Polynesian labour

>again
It's 1815, United Provinces were never a thing yet.

Kill this guy

Yes, they were since 1810.

>Fight against Spaniards
>Win
>Bolivar stays away from us because we are already free
>Antioquia never joins The Great Colombia
>Antioquia is free

Cry, alone in the dark

>wake up
>eats sum grubs
>bang sum sticks togeder
>pretend id be music
>spray paint hand on wall
>pretend id be art
>kill turtle
>more stick banging
...repeat

>Tfw Gran Colombia isn't going to exist over the next century

I prefer small countries so i'm fine with it

go raid europeans and get a qt white slave

Try to sell information to rich people about what crops will be hot shit 15 years from now (now being 1815), buy ton of shit in places I know will value and enjoy some slaves.
Also, use my power to murder as many niggers as possible.

>he doesn't want mexico to be great for once

Hate the french
Waterloo best day of my life

Pit the maoris against each other

Claim the South Island

Kill the French and British Invaders

Steal their wives

Tell them to take the shitty Island

Create based and elite new country

Piss of Anglos and rebel against Prussia instead of Russia.

go to Switzerland

Unite all Azerbaijani khanates under one flag, and fight against russia and iran for independence

organize a revolt to overthrow the ottoman empire.

Overthrow the Nguyen Dynasty before the French arrives.
Embrace Industrial Revolution
Buy guns from Ottomans
Shook hands with French and English to avoid conflict
Took lands from Qing, and Siam with the backup of France and England.

Enjoy living in the capital of the Grand Duchy of Binland.

Move to Canada before I get lynched

go kill some bozgors

1815 was the ideal to form a republic, making federal republic, give the colonies the same rights as Spain, avoid independence of South America, betting on finance science, kick his ass to the United States before they betray us time the back. Forget the idea of Spain, Catalonia and Euskadi Offer to France, Galicia to Portugal and kick some ass together the British. Now all America is of Castile or Portugal, forget the rest of the world.