/cum/ - Canada, United States and Mexico

240 years of miscelleanous tomfoolery edition

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post fireworks if you got any

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Par Latviju!

12 score of multifarious shenanigans

God bless this nation and the absolute madmen it fostered

So was there any particular reason the last one was canned?

>I am not proud to be an American. In this moment, being proud of my country is to ignore the atrocities committed against people of color, people living in poverty, people who identify as women, and against my own queer community on a daily basis.

>I would like to one day feel a sense of pride toward my nationality again. But too little progress has been made. Too many people still suffer at the hands of politicians influenced by special interests. Too many people are still being killed and brutalized by a police force plagued with authority complexes and racism. Too many people are allowed to be slaughtered for the sake of gun manufacturer profits. Too many Americans hold hate in their hearts in the name of their religion, and for fear of others. And that's only to speak of domestic issues.

>I do not have pride in my country. I am overwhelmingly ashamed, and I will demonstrate my feelings accordingly. >#ArrestMe

Little faggot wouldn't fight back if you kicked him in the face.

Pretty sure thats a chick although it's hard to tell these days

happy 2016th birthday america!!!

Look at that neck man, that has to be a dude. Also, morning /cum/

:)

Vancouver is the worst major city in North America.

yeah, happy birthday 'Murica, I love you to be honest ._.

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I love you too Russia

Pls come here and be with me, it's cold without your warmth :(

Don't like Asians?

We should have supported the white army more 2bh
Russia loved us before communism and so did we.

i just wanna make the world a better place

Happy 4th

How are my favorite little brown captcha warriors today

Historic footage of the American war of independence (c. 1776 AD)

wtf i love america even more now

illegal fireworks edition next pls
feat. me

Me on the left

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Do you guys think Ice Cube ever actually killed anyone

Hello cum san. How are you celebrating freedom

what a glorious war

i'm gonna make cheese dip

What age were you when you stopped doing anything for your birthday/holidays?
I was 14 I think

Happy 4th of July, America.

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Anyone else seen politics spam on every board go way up lately?
I find it in places I never thought I would lately

thanks lad

heres some greasy patriot food

I wouldnt doubr it

I want that
Pls send me that

once you taste freedom its hard to go back

pls where can i import that

Do they have bbq restaurants in your country?

first one is called a chili cheese burger

the second is a pulled pork sandwich with cheese on toast

the burger isn't too hard to make, the pulled pork is sort of an american barbecue specialty though, heres some NC style bbq sandwiches

Had a burrito right now for the first time

Yeah, but i havent tried them

Sup Forums is one of maybe 3 or 4 non-porn boards that read the same as they were just a few years ago
The others are Sup Forums Sup Forums and /sci/. Every other board seems to have been integrated into mainstream internet culture

That's just my worthless opinion

/tg/ used to be something special

OC being produced constantly, writefags scribing sprawling stories and drawthreads constantly illustrating requests for fa/tg/uys

it's all quest threads now, and those are garbage

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Sup Forums is not the same as it was a few years ago. Back then there were a hell of a lot more name/tripfags, there were occasionally good, in depth, conversations, there were a lot less memes for each country, and history boards were common and among the best parts of Sup Forums

Basically Sup Forums used to have actual discourse and now it's just 100% shitposting all the time, nothing whatsoever of substance

I gotta start grilling but I wish I was playing Overwatch

>ban for posting anime in /cum/ finally expired
silly janny

the loss of /his/ content made Sup Forums into Sup Forums-lite

defiantly

Sup Forums is too influenced by krautchan too ever be normie

happy freedom day friends

Should I drink cheap beer or cheap vodka today?

I have a watermelon and I hear watermelon and vodka in cocktails goes well.

cheap beer

vodka is too soviet

it's a day for patriotism lad

I was gonna go with bourbon but don't feel like going to the good liquor store. It looks like it's gonna rain buckets.

Beer it is. I wonder if 6 six packs will get me through the day

Just play some overwatch

How was it?

Now there are more generals than ever too

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brb clogging my toilet

Fuck I'm so hungry

fucking fireworks are stressing out my dogs so much they're puking and pooping everywhere

if we just stuck with the crown I wouldn't have to clean all this up

Vafffanculo merde

>if we just stuck with the crown I wouldn't have to clean all this up

fucking benedict-bitch-arnold

go swim the atlantic if you want to be a eurofag so badly

Because the janny has autism

Absolutely no respect

Happy Independence Day!!!!

Test

>stuck to the crown
>still have to clean up fireworks
Canada day
There is no escaping the fireworks

meme

Just wanted to check the internet but wondows decided to update this morning
It's at 12% in the last 15 minutes and it says "your computer will restart several timea" at the top
Reeee

OH SAAAY CAN YOU SEEEE

kek

BY THE DAAAWNS EARLY LIIIGHT

What's the second worst? My vote goes for Cincinnati

Seriously? Not Detroit?

Sup

WHAT SO PROUDLY WE HAILED

>mfw non-american """"""""women""""""" try to compete with their undersized """"""""""tits""""""""""""
sad, really

>don't know how to match clothes so I probably look like a huge man child right now
Who /party/ here

AT THE TWILIGHTS LAST GLEAMING

went to the gym but there was a crowd because of the 4th so I panicked and rushed out and drove home immediately

hate myself

My fire doesn't stay for too long. What do. We have some light winds in NYC

>tfw we were enemies in ww2

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Don't worry about it bro your anxiety problems will work themselves out

Happy America-day my friends

NATO wipes the slate clean lad

we'll never led Russia hurt u again bby

AND THE ROCKETS RED GLAAAARE

THE BOMBS BURSTING IN AIR

Happy 4th America, may the union never waver.

Gave proof through the night that the most powerful military in the world lost to Jungle Monkeys with outdated guns and prehistoric traps.

GAVE PROOOOF THROUGH THE NIGHT, THAT THE FLAG WAS STILL THERE

Happy 4th, #51.

>Kraut who lost two world wars tries to shittalk
no

>implying losing two wars against the WHOLE WORLD while showing expert warfare skills and elevating the game of war to a new dimension with German ingenuity and persistence is something to be ashamed of
should have gone with a
>Kraut who didn't manage to euthanize all Gypsies tries to shittalk
now THAT would have been somewhat hurtful, but not this pitiful attempt by a moosecock sucking mountie

OH SAAAY DOES THAAAAT STAR SPANGLED

BAAAAANNERRRRR YEEEET WAAAAAAAVE

Remember yo use caution with your fireworks lest you injure yourself

reminder that the statue of liberty was black

O'ER THE LAAAAND OF THE FREEEEEEEEEE

AND THE HOOOOME

OF THE

BRAAAAVE

PLEASE THINK OF OUR VETERANS WHEN USING FIREWORKS TODAY
THINK OF THE HORRORS THEY HAVE SEEN
THE HORRORS THEY HAVE HEARD

THINK OF PTSD AND BE MODERATE
THE LAST THING YOU WANT TO ACHIEVE WITH YOUR OVERFLOWING JOY IS TO TRIGGER SOMEONE'S WORST NIGHTMARE
THEY FOUGHT FOR YOUR FREEDOM TO CELEBRATE
NOW IT'S OUR TURN TO PAY RESPECTS


Also, this is my very special gift to all Americans on this very special day.
Happy 240th Birthday, you racist, rotten, corrupt shithole of a country.
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