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The Hibernian Conspiracy claims another victim edition

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I saw that guy on interpals lmao

Irish American here. What's good brothers

Prove you're Irish

Who else celebrating Independence Day as a full blooded 100% Irishman?

Cén fáth nach labhraíonn sibh ár dteanga féin?
Cén fáth nach bhfuil í agaibh?

Happy 4rd of July, my fellow bro

English is objectively a superior language, and you know it

Irish are the Jews of the North Atlantic

Irish Brazilian here. What's up mates

No we dont worship Hitler
We only fear God here

You have to go back.

Cooking sausies lads

Absolutely ruined lad.
You might as well convert to Islam

Do you guys speak Irish ? If not why don't you learn it ?
Speaking the last celtic language will make you the ultimate special snowflakes

I hate Yanks

I speak it, and there's a few here who do too.

We have been trying to revive it for the last century but because we all have a language in common already it's tough going. Only enthusiasts or people who actually live in Irish-speaking communities learn it to fluency, although everyone has a low-to-medium grasp of it from school

But I love wanks

Don't be afraid, Irishmen.

That's true

Now add Norway

They were lovely btw

hi where are burgers :D
tá béarla các
is maith liom gaeilge agus gérmanáis
dia duit

happy america day
get rid of england, scotland and wales and we have a deal

all me

happy america day.

I feel like if I opened a chipper in America, I'd make a killing.

good post :DD

BURNT! They look Richmond/Walls tier too.

Do you prefer this?

they have weird ones with butchers aprons everywhere and they all talk wi' feyk inglesh ahccents
more of a novelty than anything
never actually been in one though tb h
i dunno, maybe
wouldnt work at all though

They were really nice though.

I doubt you could get a spice burger, battered sausage/burger/Mars bar, fresh cod and chips.
Like cmon, I'm in the money already thinking of this

>battered mars bar
t. angus mcferguson
anyway, moving to america is a bitch

then again all i ever get at the chipper is TACO CHIPS
literally god's food on earth

i really really like this image

havin a st. yankrick's day barbeque today
its a lot like the 1st of august really. barbeques, fireworks and talking about how great your cunt is and why it totally should be independent
save it its all yours frent :^)

Couldn't forger about those, nor curry chips. Then I'd have curry chip rolls, (apparently they don't have vinegar for chips also) I'd be so fucking rich. Americans are fat fucks that live that sort of food.

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Swiss_National_Day
youd have big competition. just in my street theres a burger king, a mcdonalds, a popeyes, a donut place, a sub place run by indians, a fried fish place, and an ethiopian place
id go there though. i miss taco chips.

I'll start off in Colorado because weed plus chipper equals a healthy profit.

I just need to steal the recipe to the batter from the chipper down the road, it's to die for.

i can imagine you and the guy who stole a barrel of beer from a pub going into the chipper in the dead of night to steal a batter recipe
i never did like the battered shite gimmick. the spice burger is sound though. and maybe a few battered sausages are nice

Deadly, it's $3 for the sausage and $5 for the burger. Fresh cod and chips is $11.99

fug :DDDDDDDD
burgers? where are dhe burgers?

jesus theyre robbing ya blind
is it really good stuff thougb

They're my prices for when I open up me chipper ya spoon.

oh right kek
some reason i thought you had a € there not a $

god, "fish and chip shop" is a roundabout way to say chipper
how does england manage

Although my chippy does €3 battered burgers. Your man behind the counter throws in chips for free, they're mad sound.
Although really weird hearing an Italian accent with Dublin slang.
"That's 3 quid there when ur ready, love. "
Hands cash over *
" sound, cheers"

doesnt seem weird to me at all

we manage.
>quid
really?

See, he gets it

people say quid in ireland
we also say fiver and tenner

And score

score means many things, which one do you mean
might be a dublin thing i dont recognise it

Score = 20 quid m8

lol druggy detected. It does seem to have become more standard vernacular tho. Nah I was more saying quid as I didn't realise you used that expression.

20

I've even heard rhyming slang being used like monkey and such.

Giz a score bag on tick there m8

ah ok
i just sat €20 never heard score
quid does have a very english ring to it. it does sound a little out of place, but then so does the entire language (ya pack of basturds)

Just got some lethal pollen there boys

The boom is back

You forgot to change London to Pakistan

god ive heard about that dublin rhyming slang bollocks
its always really confusing, who comes up with that shite
>jackeens

It's adopted from London slang. Just how it goes, there's a few friends of mine with English parents so I guess that's why.

it's funny, english/irish slang is basically entirely interchangeable apart from "grand" which sounds odd in English, and "gaff" which used to be used, but is now "yard" -- I imagine some of the London / black slang would sound out of place there, too.

AMAZING post, desu

Samefag

I hate black slang. Safe.
There's loads of them in my college, they sit on tables and block doors.

i know perfectly well its a london thing. cockney to be exact.
what about craic, or sound?
and half the shit i hear brits say on the internet ive never heard of, like banter and nonce.

Is there a real chance that Ireland and North Ireland may be unified now?

...

I saw an article today about this pic. How does this make you guys feel? Are all Unionists in Northern Ireland assholes?

sound is used.
craic is banter, we know what it means but it sounds odd like grand I suppose.

i dunno mayve
if scotland leaves itll be far more likely. then we just have to offer the prods some self government and we're solid

>Are all Unionists in Northern Ireland assholes?
yes
banter (as used by the english) is more like taking the piss and craic combined into one

He took at least 2.80 from me last night.

basturd
also, in europe, crossing out languages you dont like on signs is the easiest way to be edgy
everyone does it

>bunch of russians and argies next to me
why did i agree to mind the barbeque

Are you drinking?

no i dont drink
also its in a park, not a back garden or anything, so its illegal
also im not 21 so it would be double illegal

What a shite country

anime

if its on my apartments deck i could get away with it easy peasy
not getting drunk in a public park on the fourth though. no way

What are we going to do about our population growth?
I propose we ban anime and pornography

import more tyrones to fill our empty jax

>I propose we ban anime and pornography
It doesn't look like that helps China at all.

A few lads from my secondary already have kids, one is in the ra. So don't worry.

Would you get tazed and shot?

Daily reminder that the irish resupplied our U-Boote by rowing out in the night with food, water and sometimes gas while we gave them weapons for uprisings.

They are officially good guys.

Is he raising the child to be a good Republican?

A friend from college is from wexford and the family lived in the same house for a few years now
He said a great uncle of his came across German troops on a beach before and they clothed and fed them.

>one is in the ra
which ine
no i would get arrested and then get out in the morning cos no one actually cares
np lads
too bad the brits took the weapons ye gave us

>Portushrink

She's the next leader of the ira according to him

1 of 5

Her name better be Saoirse

I don't know the child's name, I stopped talking to him when he was questioning me about my weed dealer.

He's not a fucking RAAD lad is he? That's the lowest of the dissident pecking order. Embarrassing.

He is indeed, very strong in ballyfermot lately.

>land of the free

Smoking these, they're killing me slowly.

Worse decision I made was to start

I've never drank or taken drugs.

why would they get violent about weed? i thought they were trying to keep heroine off the streets what bloody autists kneecapping marijuana salesmen

Just have a "no policy" to drugs. But drink is okay

drink fucks up communities and income earners far more than weed, they're just thugs looking for kicks, and butthurt that the troubles are over

You should vape son