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I got pic related, will have myself some cuba libre.
Post your best brand chose in rum, vodka, whiskey, gin, brandy.

it's 10 am pablo

The third cheapest.

orange juice with ruski std platinum here

the smoothest combo ever

>STD

I'm on vacations, enjoy your iglu Mr. Chang.

Why would you drink anything except beer

beer is for getting drunk slowly or just light headed after 1/2 beers

Rum: Doesn't matter if your making mojitos, daiquiris, girly drinks. Whatever is cheap
Vodka: Hanger 1
Whiskey: Wild Turkey
Gin: Don't like gin
Brandy: I'm not black
Tequila: Patron

Valencia master race here
Drink all days from 8pm to 3-4 am.
Dunno bro im so drunk i dont care wtf im drinking

ONLY THIS SUPERIOR POLISH FIRE WATER
literally the only vodka I drink, is made from potatoes and is very smooth

Why buy expensive vodka?

>Rum
For straight rum I prefer domething spiced like Pussers or Kraken. For cocktails tge very best is Havana Club Añejo 7 Años
>Vodka
Plymouth is very good
>Whiskey
I like American bourbons like Buffalo Trace or Woodford Reserve. Nit huge on Scotch but Johnny Walker's Gold Route from the Explorers Club Collection is bretty good
>Gin
Beefeater or Gordon's straight, Hendricks in a cocktail usually
>Brandy, cognac, and other liquers
Never touch the stuff, don't care for it
>Wine
Never touch the stuff, don't care for it
>Beer
Go to beer is usually Shipyard or Samuel Adams Boston Lager. Absolute favourite beer is Scotland's Innis & Gunn oak cask aged

>That piece of shit
>Not buying Zacapa

Pleb

The cheaper, the better
t. alcoholic

Beer is full of estrogens, will make you grow man boobs and will make you dick tiny.

I wonder which one to open.

A bottle of this and a couple of joints and I feel some type of way

I don't like Vodka it's tasteless. I used to drink Fernet, Whiskey, Beer and Wine in that order. Now the doctor told me to cut it off for some time because I was entering in dangerous terrain.

fucking junkie stop injecting joints

how does a Bulgarian afford such luxuries?

I fell in love with Bombay Sapphire with tonic few weeks ago. Other than that, I never liked anything other than jäger.

By working. And they are not super expensive, ~45 Euro each.

really makes you think

I have a question for you folk.

In my life, I have only drank a bottle of Pinot Noir, and this was a good year ago. It was awful, needless to say. I want to get into alcohol but I do not know where to start, my ignorance goes as far as being tempted to buy some Monkey Shoulder to celebrate my 21st (legal drinking age). I'm told it'll make me never want to drink again.

TL;DR: what are the best drinks for absolute beginners?

I feel like I'll prefer rum and whiskey over brandies and wines.

Bombay Gin is the only liquor I drink

Shouldn't you go for things with higher %/proof?

Liquor is quicker.

10/10 desu

you meant half a gallon right

JAJAJAJA ERES GAY

In many countruies, you can find beer stronger than 4.9% Germ-mann