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"I would really prefer if you'd be quiet" What did he mean by this edition?

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who the fuck do you think you are mate? yeah? get FUCKED *cracks you*

korean pop

oi ed how did your date go

>Page 1 (One)

tilanscanerismadonisticalification.

well got another one wednesday

wby? hows the tuning going?

>Sup Forumsacks when they're inside Sup Forums
Articulate, well sourced, well spoken, use evidence and facts all the time, make associations and links that the Mainstream Media fails to cover, lots of different perspectives and insights, the rabbit hole always goes deeper

>Sup Forumsacks when they're outside of Sup Forums and on the rest of Sup Forums
"Fucking cucks, CAN'T STUMP THE TRUMP, SJW propaganda, feminazis, shills! OY VEY, strong white men are baaaad goyim! White genocide, interracial breeding grounds, Hitler was the good guy, muh 6 gorillion, degeneracy!"


Anyone else noticed this phenomenon?

What are you gonna do about it cunt?
*pushes you to the floor*

Unless autism janny is around 24/7 I don't think we'll be able to undo bump limit early new threads.

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*pulls out stanley knife*
You're not talking shit now are you?

ARRRRRGH *slashes you*

got a date saturday with a tight little slice wahey

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ooft is that with the one you couldn't talk get comfortable with talking to online? you're a weapon mate an absolute weapon

parliamentlive.tv/Event/Index/89a8f38d-0676-4873-b388-46666415e8bf

Corbyn's Nuremberg Trial conducted by autists

>m-muh unhappy comment

poor corbyn, what do they fucking want from him

talking down to him like he's a fucking schoolkid in the headmaster's office

Really don't know what the gf sees in me

i'd unleash sperm from my urethra all over that girl if you know what i mean

The wife

Having a watch of those fox/cat/eagle videos

>it's not really where the tea was

snarky little cunt, what a miserable sour faced hog

>Subject: The rise of antisemitism
"Jews are shit"

trial over

girls love insecurity lad

this is the most autistic video i have ever watched

>Corbyn's select committee meeting taking place in the Thatcher Room

talk about salt in the wound

daily reminder that eventually it won't just be jews, it'll be muslims too.

nazi britain 2.0 tbqh wfa

>girls love insecurity lad

Why is farage leaving lads it was only just beginning for ukip but now it's over

if this were true i would be rolling in it

nah it's pic related only started talking to her yesterday

congratulation

you're both normies
fucking pseudo-englightened

Oi m8s 'ere's sum 'istoric foo'age of the yanks kicking our arses alri cheerio laddies

why is corbyn on trial for allegedly hurting some people's feeling? who gives a shit? this hearing is absurd

fuck off good looking twat

shitting on normies while on tinder

l m o a

that's a good point, why have the yanks been so quiet today?

END YOURSELF MY MAN

literal autism

>drinx

>Why is farage leaving lads
Rat wants to jump for the sinking ship.

This way he can't be held responsible for what's about to happen.

normie twats

"you either die a hero, or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain."

—a brilliant piece of social commentary by the artist and genius that is Christopher Nolan, spoken in the masterpiece that is The Dark Knight.

t. normie

hello normie! x)

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hungover
wanting to puke
and just woke up

someone suck my dick please

they'd just get bantered out the thread, Yanks can't keep up with us bongs

rasheed

>why is corbyn on trial
They're desperate to get rid of him. So they're creating this agenda that he's an antisemite.

When I get my prostate exam when I'm 50 the doctor is gonna be like I know things have been up there before

I'm very strategic in my approach to women. For example, I look at somewhat pretty girls with shaven heads as being sound investments. They may be unattractive to a lot of guys for now, but if you convince them to grow their hair back, you will reap the benefits later on.

yeah how do I tighten up my areshole again? would a rubber band on the hole work?

I feel sorry for the qt having to read out all this autism

This thread is now the property of the United States of America.

you highly overestimate this generals ''banter''

will have to wait a good 18 months

Probably out enjoying freedom idk to be quite honest with you desu

Even soldiers volley firing muskets would be pretty stupid to drive into tbqf

Mate, if you can put a rubber band round your hole then you're gonna need more than a fucking rubber band

He supports the IRA and PLO too tho

>Labour party love Muslims
>Be surprised that there is anti-semitism in the Labour party

Happy birthday son, but you're not having our thread

>Ramsey and Davies can't play against Portugal

portugal will win 7 - 2

Poleaboos sim card got stuck in his new phone

Had to get a screwdriver to open it up
Went to B&Q, having a closing down sale
Got it for 35p

It was quite a long walk, sweated a lot
Chink female walking behind me (probably back from the gym)
Crossed the road after I accidentally turned around and looked at her
Our paths eventually diverged, she lives in the paki area

A Eastern European walked past me, speaking in that language on his phone
Felt like stabbing him with the screwdriver in my pocket
But I thought fuck it, Lord Farage would take care of him soon enough

it's good enough for your run of the mill Yank

*heems your mate*

looks like you've got the convo sorted

this girl i went on a date with said 'normcore' which was pretty nice haha. she goes on tumblr and pronounced 'pepe' wrong so i had to correct her, i also told her about actionposting haha
*gets out my didgeridoo*
BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

Fuck off you racist oppressor.

Thinking about that time I was at a friends house drunk and I pissed all over the toilet seat by accident and didn't clean it up.

>mfw one of my friend's flatmate's came down and started making a fuss about it
>mfw she blamed a lad who was even more drunk than me and they called him a cab home

Who /devilish/ here?

*heems him too*

Fair play he's a big lad

yawn

>Chris Evans to step down as Top Gear presenter
these are the FACTS

*orchestrates*

for you

>tfw I do the opposite
I always get girls to cut their hair for some reason. I don't even like short hair that much.

Back from Amsterdam lads

Have you kept /brit/ clean

I consider myself an atheist, anarcho-capitalist and male rights activist.

I believe that British culture has become anti-male and anti-rationality due to the influeces of radical feminism and liberalism.

How do we reverse this?

>this girl i went on a date with said 'normcore' which was pretty nice haha. she goes on tumblr and pronounced 'pepe' wrong so i had to correct her, i also told her about actionposting haha
>*gets out my didgeridoo*
>BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
I almost got mad but then I realized you were just memeing

>she lives in the paki area
do you live in the white area?

bin your spoons too

I once passed out for a minute or two on the kitchen floor of my friend's house and just fucking emptied the contents of my stomach (99% pepsi and vodka) all over the floor, got up and washed myself off and then rejoined the party a few minutes later.

Went home later that night and never heard a thing about it.

>How do we reverse this?

by giving you treatment

shut up

theguardian.com/politics/2014/may/26/ukip-founder-alan-sked-party-become-frankensteins-monster

>"Farage wanted ex-National Front candidates to run and I said, 'I'm not sure about that,' and he said, 'There's no need to worry about the nigger vote. The nig-nogs will never vote for us.'"

There's actually an old-school elastic band gun that used to be used to treat diarrhea. My biology teacher in secondary school had one that he used as an icebreaker for new classes.

Not in the way you're imagining now though.

>do an absolutely toxic shit at a house party
>girl goes in afterwards
>comes out and complains
>my friend somehow gets blamed and I say nothing

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nah im being completely honest, lad

she pronounced pepe as 'peepee'

Tipping our fedoras.

*builds a brick shithouse*

i kekd heartily at this

good job OP

@61670762
It's good
But it's not quite Carling

AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE
FOY FOY FOY

laffed

post new memes

i call this one papa the frog

Yea it's well know Farage is a racist.

Alan Sked is a respected intellectual and he did start UKIP after all.