I fucked up Sup Forums

I fucked up Sup Forums

I'm got some Chinese girl pregnant and I've only known her for 3 weeks. I fell for the Asian girls meme and now my child will be a living shitpost. Help me.

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Huh?

how did she know she was pregnant after only 3 weeks?

Dude you are getting rused

GOD SAVE OUR KEANE

tell her to get an abortion

Abortions are illegal here. Can't afford a flight to England.

I don't even have a fucking job.

Man up and raise him/her to be a better person than you are

Northern Ireland doesnt make operations?
Just ruin your life lol XD

>Just ruin your life lol XD
It wasn't a disgrace, it was his call to knock her out. Now he should harvest the consequences

>his call to knock her out
>harvest the consequences

dude just change ur number

>Now he should harvest the consequences
Why should that be throwing away your studies to fit your moral views?
An abortion is also harvesting the consequences

Well, he said it's not a viable option

push down stairs

Make sure that the chink doesn't abort the baby or you're both disgusting murderers. Do your best in raising the child so it doesn't become another Elliot Rodgers. Get a job.

there are charities to help with that I think bro.

>normalfags

stop be a manchild francois

take a trip to england through northern ireland

>harvesting the consequences
What's next?
Culminate the repercussions?

Someone get the Japs in here

>Italian catholitards

jap-tier

>knock her out

>Abortions are illegal here
seriously? o.O
>Make sure that the chink doesn't abort the baby or you're both disgusting murderers.
Making an abortion doesn't make you a murderer. It's not a person yet when it's killed

Do the slant, pay the grant

Hearty Kek.

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But you two didn't even have sex, how did she manage to get pregnant

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>he fell for the asian girls meme
ffs lad why

And that's why you have to import gypsy kids.
Who said it is his baby?

>everyone ITT taking the copypasta bait

essentially, this is your son.

You are in dipshit bro. Chinese officials will force you to pay alimony. You don't fool with these sort of countries. They will privilege their citizens as far as it gets. You are lucky if they wont punish you for this with prison sentence if you don't pay it.

One thing the CCP does do, is defend the fuck out of their citizens.

So much so that it pisses other countries off.

They are just like us. =]

Is it possible to make a guy get married with you if you accidently got pregnant from him? Important question

Depends on how long you know this broad if it's yours or not. Also if she doesn't know where you live and shit you could easily fuck off somewhere else unless she is native born

Get a fucking job and be a man. If you're man enough to go through it this child will be the best thing that's happened to you.

Depends on the country and what kind of documents you need. But why not? I think you need his consense

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Make like Keso
Get a gob, marry the girl, buckle down and make use of yourself. This may be the best thing to ever happen to you, now you have to force yourself to not be a loser. Watch parenting classes online and read baby books. Happy B-day daddy :^)

You can only make the best out of it and stay with her and support her as good as you can. This

So what you are trying to say here is that you actually didn't qualify as a wizard?

How does a woman's vagina feel like?

nypost.com/2015/03/12/man-tricked-ex-into-miscarriage-with-abortion-pill-smoothie/

>A Norwegian man who slipped abortion pills into his ex-girlfriend’s smoothie and caused her to have a miscarriage claims it was “the only way out.”

You know what you have to do

literally lmaoing@this

finland I am worry about u

I recommend u take a trip to Philippines post haste

Cant you tell her to give it up to adoption?

>implying women don't abort anyway

wahts is pliphinnipes
i leik spen

I dunt git eet

Dude, Chinese girls are the easiest to convince to have an abortion
I impregnated 4 different girls from Macau. Everyone was easy to trick. I just bought a bunch of poker cards and decks. When i get one of them pregnant, I throw playing cards at their stomach and keep shouting 'children can't gamble, Macau will make them into addicts'. they eventually realise that pregnancy is bad because the kid will grow up a gambling addict. I always win, or the house always wins haha.

Holy shit, Africa tier.

>"Accidentally"
Devotchka please, how do you accidentally get pregnant?

What are you talking about? China isn't going to throw you in prison for knocking a chick up. Even if they wanted to, they couldn't you don't live in China, you live in Ireland.

It happens desu, if you are sexually very active and if you gf can't take the birth control pill. Me and my gf discussed this case before though. We had one close situation, but fortunately nothing happened.

Kek

If he dumps her and she is smart, she will request alimony in her country. And her country will support her in any way, as it will be benifitual for China anyway.

Tell her to get an abortion in China then
do like

Yeah but they can't make him pay alimony if he is in Ireland. China has no authority there.

Having said that he still should own up to his mistakes and not try and get her to kill the kid.

Shove your hand in pull the unborn baby out.Thank me later lad.

They will just sue him. And if he doesn't pay he gets penalties until he has to be handed over.

We had a similar case here with a turkish girl which sued a guy. He had to go into prison in turkey for 10 years.

West european states are cucks anyway, so they will probably please requests from these countries.

So you just made a finn
Nothing to see here

>tfw you'll never have to deal with a puking , shitting , pissing , crying , snotting midget

Fuck off you slanted eyed manlet Bastard.

If it's true to do your best to Abort the little shit.

Take care of it you deadbeat fuck!

>pro-life is red
>pro-murder is green

Nice graphic colouring, cuck

THE CONSEQUENCES WILL NEVER BE THE SAME