/csg/ Chink Shit General

In /csg/, we discuss the cheap shit you see on Gearbest, Taobao, AliExpress, Banggood, eBay and similar sites.

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wiki.installgentoo.com/index.php/Chink_shit_general

>Gearbest Deals Pastebin Updated Daily
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>Chink Shit Infographic
chinkshit.xyz/infographic.pdf

>News
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aliexpress.com/item/Original-KZ-ZS5-2DD-2BA-Hybrid-HIFI-Earphones-In-Ear-DJ-Monito-Super-Bass-Earplug-Headsets/32817523146.html
gearbest.com/earphones/pp_216373.html
gearbest.com/earbud-headphones/pp_633907.html
s.aliexpress.com/qYriIfmu
s.aliexpress.com/V3MneeYV
youtube.com/watch?v=4Ntfgh9_Tmg
zukfans.eu/community/threads/howto-flash-a-stock-zui-rom-zuk-z2-pro-z2121-only.57/
amazon.com/Gillette-Double-Safety-Blades-Classic/dp/B00HNY4KN4/ref=sr_1_97?ie=UTF8&qid=1501630802&sr=8-97&keywords=double edge razors
es.aliexpress.com/store/product/MT6820-B-10-Inch-To-42-Inch-5V-Universal-LVDS-LCD-Monitor-Driver-Controller-Board-With/1038287_32305596367.html
aliexpress.com/item/POYATU-Wood-Headphone-HiFi-Minitor-Bass-Headphones-With-Stainless-Headband-On-Ear-Head-Phones-Music-Wooden/32811989313.html
pt.aliexpress.com/item/Wire-Sport-Headphones-Earphones-With-Mic-Running-Stereo-HIFI-Bass-2-Dynamic-Driver-Noise-Isolating-Music/32822615064.html
pt.aliexpress.com/item/Super-Huge-Boobs-140cm-148cm-158cm-165cm-Real-Silicone-Sex-Dolls-Boneca-Sexual-Love-Doll-Dropshipping/32823048303.html?ws_ab_test=searchweb0_0,searchweb201602_3_10152_10065_10151_10068_10130_10084_10083_10080_10307_10082_10081_10110_10178_10137_10111_10060_10112_10113_10155_10114_10154_10056_10055_10054_10312_10313_10059_100031_10099_10078_10079_10103_10073_10102_10052_10053_10142_10107_10050_10051,searchweb201603_1,ppcSwitch_5&btsid=42a82ea3-cae4-4dd6-9e09-e58abba31fc7&algo_expid=27936553-c8fe-4304-b85a-1544c94b31ad-9&algo_pvid=27936553-c8fe-4304-b85a-1544c94b31ad
aliexpress.com/item/OPPO-R9-Plus-R9Plus-Snapdragon-Ocat-Core-CPU-4GB-RAM-64GB-ROM-6-0-inch-1920/32706897153.html
aliexpress.com/item/Original-Xiaomi-Mi4-M4-3G-WCDMA-Mobile-Phone-5-0-FHD-1920-1080P-Screen-Snapdragon801-Quad/32798426553.html
aliexpress.com/item/In-Stock-Smartphone-ZTE-S291-2GB-RAM-16GB-ROM-5-5-Quad-Core-1920-1080/32821456945.html
aliexpress.com/item/Oukitel-U20-Plus-4G-Mobile-Phone-5-5-Inch-1920x1080-FHD-MTK6737T-Quad-Core-Android-6/32773229671.html
cnet.com/news/these-cheap-phones-are-costing-you-your-privacy/
twitter.com/NSFWRedditVideo

First for animu.

What mechanical keyboard should i get for 50€?
No amazon

I have been thinking about these:
>JamesDonkey 619
>Ajazz AK33 RGB
>3LUE k751
JamesDonkey has Gateron switches Ajazz has Zorros, K751 has Outemu

What is it, Sup Forums?

hdd enclosure

What is this snake oil?

aliexpress.com/item/Original-KZ-ZS5-2DD-2BA-Hybrid-HIFI-Earphones-In-Ear-DJ-Monito-Super-Bass-Earplug-Headsets/32817523146.html

A huge 50cm long dildo for your ass

Off to a great start my dude

>Xiaomi Mi 5X hands-on
>Pajeet touches phone
>Phone turns out to be shit
Really makes you think

This is gonna become a meme that gets posted every thread

...

Fuck you (the brand made it obvious tho)

Common chink tactic. They'll put the price high for a few days so when they sell it at $23 which is the real price they can say it's -50% off

Logo fucks it up tho

>give the right answer
>get told to go fuck myself

Anyone has an experience with KZ bluetooth cable?
I have KZ SZ5 awaiting in mail and I want to order cable soon but I'm considering getting KZ HDSE and its bluetooth cable instead as a daily driver/edc/gym

It's okay user, that's how life is.

Hey here
Listening to these gearbest.com/earphones/pp_216373.html is wild, it's great. Very neutral, not extremely bass heavy but it IS more on the weighty side, but compared to my Sennheiser CX 1.00s, they quite easily compare almost equal. A bit more bass on these, though.

On the other earbuds gearbest.com/earbud-headphones/pp_633907.html feel okay - they're for work, they're acceptable quality, really bass heavy of course. Can't really hear the highs that well, but the mediums come pretty strong.

The clamp wasn't from chinkland and I haven't installed it yet so I can't say anything about it

I really liked the KZ-ATE packaging, so I took a few more pics (here's the best)

just ordered two pairs, user. I hope these are good

Nice, ive one on the way, hopefully they are as good as people say
Looking to replace my shitty Earpods

My Motospeed CK888 came after two weeks and I'm happy.

Someone recommend me a good EDC

I already have a xiaomeme 5000 mAh powerbank and a pistons hybrid

Small little tidbit, the earbuds they come shipped with are easily stuck in the edge of the earhole.
It may be scary but they won't go far in your ear. They're like, that memory foam material. But they come out after a bit of squeezing out. Just be careful.

I'm gonna try to switch them with the alternatives they come packaged with in the little white baggie. Hopefully those won't get stuck when taking them out

They're good. I'd probably spend $60 on them if I didn't know they were $12. I was just looking for something cheap through the gearbest catalogue and this was a good surprise

s.aliexpress.com/qYriIfmu

s.aliexpress.com/V3MneeYV

Are these any good?

this chink complaint zs5 was bad

and at the same time shilling for VE monk..

how much did VE pay this chink to talk bad about KZ??

:youtube.com/watch?v=4Ntfgh9_Tmg

micro usb cable to connect the powerbank to things that need power
hello kitty mp3 player
$5 flashlight, they're all basically the same so don't get bogged down in the autism about which one
credit card multitool
usb drive
electronics bag to store all this shit in

it's most likely some sort of price/deal manipulation, but I would like to note that if you buy the KZ ZS5 for ~$30 on aliexpress you're buying it with the Chinese packaging which is way nicer and comes with extra tips, if you buy it for $20 on goybest it comes in "international" packaging which is just the generic KZ package.

My 1$ mousepad came in the mail today, faster then expected (thanks for whoever posted that coupon). The thing looks damn nice, might get more. Excuse shoddy picture quality.

I finally got my Z2 Pro and it's installed with a chinkshit multilingual version of ZUI stuck on marshmallow

my question is, can I just use QFIL to flash the stock ROM? Do I need to root or unlock the bootloader or anything? I don't have a clue what I'm doing I've never done this before, and everyone on xda is illiterate. I don't wanna brick this thing

Hi girls what is the best place to buy the cheapest Mi Band 2 ? I just got one from banggod and now a friend wants to buy one…
Thanks !

By the way I like the fact that you can use a free as in freedom app to use the mi band 2, that's pretty cool ! (it's called GadgetBridge, try it out)

zukfans.eu/community/threads/howto-flash-a-stock-zui-rom-zuk-z2-pro-z2121-only.57/

I've read that multiple times and the fucker still doesn't make it clear if I have to root or not, considering I'm technically on custom firmware. Dechinking the official ROM seems like a pain in the ass and I'll probably fuck up installing google services so I don't think it's worth it just to get nougat

I'm aware I'm a retard but can someone just give me basic step shit?

>Information

If your phone has a official ROM/Firmware installed but it is rooted etc. it will work without bricks.

says right there. seems it doesn't matter

Link to the image?

>fii d3, digital audio player
It's not a digital audio player, it's a dac.

I know some of you have fallen for the meme, so tell me what the best deal on a bulk order of double edged razors is. I found this on amazon, and so far is looking to be the best deal with decent quality.

amazon.com/Gillette-Double-Safety-Blades-Classic/dp/B00HNY4KN4/ref=sr_1_97?ie=UTF8&qid=1501630802&sr=8-97&keywords=double edge razors

What safety razor should I get? Preferably one of those you take apart, not one of those you screw on with lots of moving parts.

i scaled it with waifu2x

yeesh.. I just use a cheap triple-head electric shaver as rough first shave and then clean up over it with a normal non-electric one

Link?

Im thinking of buying this

es.aliexpress.com/store/product/MT6820-B-10-Inch-To-42-Inch-5V-Universal-LVDS-LCD-Monitor-Driver-Controller-Board-With/1038287_32305596367.html

Is it any good? Does it work with screen?
Also i'll buy some separators and built it all between two aluminium plates. What do you think?

just google it, its the first result.

whelp, this is it guys. i am moving on up in the world since i ordered my new luxury watch. can't wait to impress my colleagues and pick up ladies

gonna try to use this with tidal and some bluetooth headphones for running. how neat is that?

pic related

I've actually been pretty tempted to get one of these. I want to play FGO on my wrist.

if i can get this doom table to run on it i'll be a happy camper

Has anyone bought a lockpick set?

I have ;=)

Link?

first result is a 3 year old reddit link where it costs $5.99 officially but there is a coupon code, does this code still work?

How long did it take? i ordered mine almost 2 months ago and it has not arrived

2017.06.23 22:11 (GMT-7): Shipment cancelled
2017.06.12 09:18 (GMT-7): 【8】Waiting for pick up
2017.06.11 18:18 (GMT-7): Waiting for pick up
2017.06.11 07:11 (GMT-7): Shipment confirmation

Just saw this at an item that didn't arrive yet, it's the free standard shipping where the tracking is usually worthless, but why does it say shipping cancelled there? Was the shipping actually cancelled?

Somebody fucked up.
The shipper didn't hand the shipment over to the carrier so the carrier closed the way bill.

Buyer protection is about to run out and item has not arrived
Should i contact the seller before or after that happens?

if you think that the item still arrives you can just extend it, the seller has to agree with it but they usually do

if the seller doesn't want to extend it after 2-3days open a dispute

That depends. Do you want a cooperative chink or a smug one?

>Product looks different in every picture and obviously photoshopped in some...
>positive reviews are used in the description section of the product.

looks shady AF but I really want it:
aliexpress.com/item/POYATU-Wood-Headphone-HiFi-Minitor-Bass-Headphones-With-Stainless-Headband-On-Ear-Head-Phones-Music-Wooden/32811989313.html


>Looks exactly like a tried an true gem.
>costs a fraction of it

looks fake AF but I really want it:
pt.aliexpress.com/item/Wire-Sport-Headphones-Earphones-With-Mic-Running-Stereo-HIFI-Bass-2-Dynamic-Driver-Noise-Isolating-Music/32822615064.html

I'm about to get both
how screwed am I /csg/?

The 1st one looks fake or cheap as fuck but the 2nd one looks pretty cool

>le gem meme

pt.aliexpress.com/item/Super-Huge-Boobs-140cm-148cm-158cm-165cm-Real-Silicone-Sex-Dolls-Boneca-Sexual-Love-Doll-Dropshipping/32823048303.html?ws_ab_test=searchweb0_0,searchweb201602_3_10152_10065_10151_10068_10130_10084_10083_10080_10307_10082_10081_10110_10178_10137_10111_10060_10112_10113_10155_10114_10154_10056_10055_10054_10312_10313_10059_100031_10099_10078_10079_10103_10073_10102_10052_10053_10142_10107_10050_10051,searchweb201603_1,ppcSwitch_5&btsid=42a82ea3-cae4-4dd6-9e09-e58abba31fc7&algo_expid=27936553-c8fe-4304-b85a-1544c94b31ad-9&algo_pvid=27936553-c8fe-4304-b85a-1544c94b31ad

Has anyone ever gotten one of these was thinking about buying one

That sweet feeling when you made it to the news 3 days in a row
(feelsgoodman.jpg)

Those wood headphones look fishy and the reviews look kinda fake. I'm not sure what amount you consider to be pocket change but if it was me I'd consider them to expensive without any good information to go on.

Here to shill the VJJB K4s

Sounds as good as the internet nerds said they were. Pretty impressed.

Packaging is a little over the top and wasteful, but better than a plastic baggie. Comes with some silicone tips and a pair of foam tips.

They're $2 cheaper on other stores, didnt shop around like momma told me. :(

I want to stick a low watt computer in my car, it should just be on when the cars on, I'm looking for something smallish, but doesn't have to be, but has to be really low watts, maybe under 40?

any ideas?

RIP in piece /csg/

thinking dc would be an ideal power source but doesn't have to be, but I need a sata port or 2f or hdds, so something with more io than a rpi

Yeah there is a coupon for large mouse pad. Search up arts---cow then search up arts--cow coupon and its $1 shipping with free custom mouse pad

or I'm thinking about a double din computer case, or maybe one of those aliexpress car stereos systems? but I'd like to have root access, any ideas would be great!

>DDR2
That sure sounds useful.

Chunk dvd burner? They're pretty fucking cheap and I'm only gonna be burning ps1 games with them.

Think it's worth it.?

Can't you find used one locally?

>if you think that the item still arrives you can just extend it
Ah, i didnt know that, how do i do it? just ask him for it?

I don't wanna be an ass (i know disputes hurt them) but i don't wanna be scammed either.

>african wood
enjoy ur aids

I got the bluetooth cable and soldered them to some monk plus. came out pretty good so I ordered another cable and the zst's for gym use. can't wait to hear 'em.

Deals in the pastebin aren't too bad today. Grabbed one of those little manlet LED light stands.

I'm thinking about getting a cheap android streaming stick to use with Kodi, are the cheap android ones on aliexpress worth it or should I just get a fire stick and jailbreak it?

best value MicroSD cards?

Netac

I need a good Chink HDCP-styripping HDMI splitter and a knife that isn't some gravity instant open bullshit. It's been getting dangerous enough in my city that negros will attack people for saying no to their panhandling.

Plz respond

he said chunk

Does anyone have experience with buying phone cases from ali? I must say I'm quite smitten by this Crazy Horse Leather one for my newly purchased Xiaomi Redmeme 4x. There are a couple of points of concern for me however. First, I'm frankly unsure of how reliable they will be in choosing the correct model. As you can tell on the right there are a fair few to choose from, and as all these phones have different dimensions, and camera or fingerprint sensor locations, I would be quite annoyed to receive for example a case for a Redmeme Note 4x in place of one for a Redmeme 4x. Quite annoyed indeed! This is a valid concern as seen by those reviews of a Russian father receiving a pink shark plushy instead of a blue shark plushy. I presume the seller just has big plastic tubs.tm in front of him or her with the appropriate phone label slapped on the front, but mistakes can and do still happen.

The second area of potential vexation is the material. The reviews are a mixed bag ranging from utter rage at how chinky the material feels to fervent praise. The reviewer who stated it felt "smoother than apple sauce flowing through the babee[sic] shit pipe", springs to mind. As an animal lover (but not affiliated to organizations like PETA), I sincerely hope horses aren't actually slaughtered to make these products. Earnestly awaiting your reply fellow Chinese shopping aficionados!

Here it is in "blown colour".

Anyone had experience buying gentle typhoons off taobao? Second hand/refurbished ones are cheap as shit

Is there really no alternative to the Redmi note 4X in the $120-130 range?

>pt
fuck off ivan

My balisong comb came today. Not that useful as a comb for my nappy hair but seems like it'd be fun to learn how to swing it around.

Amazon is somehow full of chinks selling low quality repackaged blades so I just went with West Coast Shaving and bit the bullet by spending $20 for 100 personna blues.
Whats the best deal really depends on what blade you like.
Get a sampler and see which works for you best instead of buying 200 blades that are too dull or sharp for you.

1 you sound gay
2 if you want for a global just stick to a redmeme 4x size
3 crazy horse leather is supposed to be some real leather (probably cow or dog knowing the chinks) treated with waxes to make it look old i own a pair of boots and a watch strap of that looks good, for your pics looks like it more like PU leather

aliexpress.com/item/OPPO-R9-Plus-R9Plus-Snapdragon-Ocat-Core-CPU-4GB-RAM-64GB-ROM-6-0-inch-1920/32706897153.html

Buying 1st-hand or replicas are still cheap as shit, not sure why you want refurbished shit.

Not in that price range no. Xiaomi manage to undercut the competition by $100-$200 for power to price ratio. It's amazing really. The closest we've seen to this was LeEco and the Zuc. One went bankrupt and Lenovo retired the Zuc line

What's the cheapest chink thing that can play back 1080p hevc or vp9 videos, and also run linux or another POSIX-ish system?


Basically, I want a dedicated machine to run mpv/youtube-dl on to connect to my TV.

How is the Audio on the Redmi Note 4X? Compared to Zuk Z2 or Le 2?

If you don't mind last gen
aliexpress.com/item/Original-Xiaomi-Mi4-M4-3G-WCDMA-Mobile-Phone-5-0-FHD-1920-1080P-Screen-Snapdragon801-Quad/32798426553.html

Other Alt:
aliexpress.com/item/In-Stock-Smartphone-ZTE-S291-2GB-RAM-16GB-ROM-5-5-Quad-Core-1920-1080/32821456945.html

aliexpress.com/item/Oukitel-U20-Plus-4G-Mobile-Phone-5-5-Inch-1920x1080-FHD-MTK6737T-Quad-Core-Android-6/32773229671.html

2nd hand shit is almost 1/3 the price, and i'm a cheapskate cunt hence why I buy off chink sites

Why are most buyers on AliExpress Russian

same reason as why i buy 100% of my shit from ali

no amazon

Is it true that chinkphones are now required to have backdoor and spyware installed by the Chinese governments?

>/csg/
>chinese surveillance general
cnet.com/news/these-cheap-phones-are-costing-you-your-privacy/

It is the same policy that the NSA/Five eyes applied 6 years back